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First. HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW.

Not very much, but then again, I never did really.

What's going on with Afro then?

I'm not telling you after you were mean.

Mainly because I drank too much but also the chicken I ate had a lot of veins, and I thought does Peter Crouch have a veiny man sausage, am I eating the veins from crouchs willy? An I was gone

England U20 Rugby win the world cup and the England U20 Football draw with Iraq. Disappointing, we've got about 50 years to go before we become competitive and need to get rid of old timers who prefer hoof ball.

So you thought about a wang and then gagged?

Must be a conditioned response

Easy enough to train people to get used to it.

Is it racist to get Michelle Obama confused with Condoleeza Rice?

No

Is it racist to call her Condoleeza Rice n Pea?

Our women is getting spanked in the tennis by an old italian

Marky wrote:Is it racist to call her Condoleeza Rice n Pea?

No it's only racist if you're caught telling these jokes.

Ah good. I won't call her that should I ever meet her.

They are the spitting image of each other, it has to be said.

Marky

come everybody sing along with me, when I sing Condeleeza Rice you say "and pea". Condoleeza Rice...

Its 1pm on monday and a Brit has already been knocked out of Wimbledon

Votes sent to Olly and Trebs

In the latest round of TM fun, Higuain is up to 26.5m to fall in line with the Fernandinho theory of matching their transfer fee

Busquets and Iniesta go further out of reach. Illarramendi gets a bump to reflect his latest rumours

The PL re-rates are due any day now apparently. Will be very interesting reading!

GSC wrote:In the latest round of TM fun, Higuain is up to 26.5m to fall in line with the Fernandinho theory of matching their transfer fee

Marquinhos up to £13m now, from the £875k I paid for him 

Afternoon folks

Where are you now Afro, some Carribean annexe of your work?

Anyone want to do some PL predictions?

Mikel goes down to about 10m.

Rooney takes a hit.

Bale moves into the 50m region.

Mata moves up past 40m

Torres goes down to around 20m

Nani, Young, Valencia and Tevez take hits

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/premier-league/marktwerte/wettbewerb_GB1.html

Tongs gets closer to 20m

At the 2nd attempt to make a game of it, predict Mikels next TM value.

Currently 28th highest at 20m.

Snodgrass goes up to 7m

Alexis Sanchez actually went up in value

mikel 16.5m

BASSONG to 500m

On a serious note Pilks/Ruddy should go up in value

sodhat wrote:Where are you now Afro, some Carribean annexe of your work?

Almost. Still in Bristol at the moment.

Mikel £14m.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:Where are you now Afro, some Carribean annexe of your work?

Almost. Still in Bristol at the moment.

Where you heading?

Mikel £15m
Nani £16.5m
Bale £48m
Wilshere £26.5m
Zabaleta £16m

Olly wrote:BASSONG to 500m

On a serious note Pilks/Ruddy should go up in value

Sitting in the treatment room for 6 months generally isnt conducive to raising value.

Olly wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:Where are you now Afro, some Carribean annexe of your work?

Almost. Still in Bristol at the moment.

Where you heading?

A few places, but I don't know where. I only know that I am going back to Madrid for a few days in July so far

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Olly wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:Where are you now Afro, some Carribean annexe of your work?

Almost. Still in Bristol at the moment.

Where you heading?

A few places, but I don't know where. I only know that I am going back to Madrid for a few days in July so far

What happens if you end up in North Korea?

He Breaks Kim Jong Ils golf record obv

Olly wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Olly wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:Where are you now Afro, some Carribean annexe of your work?

Almost. Still in Bristol at the moment.

Where you heading?

A few places, but I don't know where. I only know that I am going back to Madrid for a few days in July so far

What happens if you end up in North Korea?

I'll see if Kim wants to manage a team on here. His explosions can't be any worse that Azzy's or Nick's.

Although I'd be surprised given we don't have an office there. As I'm trouble shooting business processes within our existing sites, I'm pretty sure they'll only send me places where we have them.

I also made it a point that with a new baby, I won't be going anywhere too far, or for any longer than a week.

Oh and I bought a new house as well last week to add to the culture of change in the Afro world. All I need is now is for Moyes to leave Everton

I have a wireless wheel to play F1 now. Its very hard

GSC wrote:I have a wireless wheel to play F1 now. Its very hard

Must be a hell of a wheel to get you that excited

I said its hard

Afro going into the #yolo part of his life now. GO FORTH MY FRIEND

Its Messis birthday today.

Also Kevin Nolan, David Alaba and Riquelme

Nolan born on the same day as Messi?

And DJ Breeze

Is that your porn name or something Trebs?

Olly wrote:Is that your porn name or something Trebs?

I'm Sexton Hardcastle

10 points to whoever knows where I nicked that name from.

One of my favourite artists
Don't diss.

Olly Inwards sounds like a stripper name

no that's a porn star name is Olly will go inwards to anything with a pulse...