IRB Introduce "Dr Seuss Whip" On Citations

With the dust settled on a successful Lions tour, the IRB press office have released a clarification on the bizarre Horwill double jeopardy citing:

"“Oh, the jobs people work at! Down South near Sydney there's a Horwill rugby watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the local rugby, rugby that is watched will be safer you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that rugby didn't get any safer, not mawtch. So then somebody said "Our old rugby-watching man just isn't rugby watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Horwill-watcher. The thing that we need is a rugby-watcher-watcher!". Well, the rugby-watcher-watcher watched the rugby-watcher. He didn't watch well so another Horwill-watcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Candians who live in the world are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who's watching that Rugby. You're not a Horwill-Watcher you're lucky you see!”

Nurse.......quick!!

Dr Seuss is turning in his grave