Interview ideas

Ok so a friend of mine is hiring some new staff and the interviews are on Monday, last night over a few beer a group decision was made and our friend must now try and drop as many WWE catchphrases into the interview as possible.

To start with he has to enter the interview McMahon strutting down the corridor and into the office ( preferably to music)
My friend does a cracking impression of Paul Bearer so it has been suggested that for one interview he hides in the cupboard turns the lights off and starts saying "he's here"
All ready he has decided that he will respond to many of the questions with "OH YOU DIDNT NO! Your ass better caaaaaaaaalllll somebody"
He is going to talk about how you need to look after certain office supplies as some are like ...... (long inhale/suck in) "Golddusssst
He will get over excited about things and throw as many WOOOOOOOOs in as possible I have suggested he elbow drops his jacket hes not sure on that 1
He will claim to be a 5 time 5 time employee of the year
He will explain That's the bottom line because the head of this department said so
He will ask questions like where do you see yourself in 5 years and before they can answer he will obviously shout "IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS!"

and he will end interviews with a simple Have a nice day.

Ideas he has rejected in to shake someone's hand then pull them for words
Tear up a contract and flip the desk
And he wont tell someone their hired and before they leave get in their face and give them a Vince McMahon style YOUR FIRRRRED!

The interviews are on Monday so I need as many ideas from you 606V2ERS as possible.

Not quite what you asked but once I had an interview and thought it would be a stroke of genius if I dropped in that my 3 top qualities were the three I's
Intensity
Integrity
Intelligence
Needless to say I didn't get that job.

Tell him to wear a small, neat pile of excrement on his shoulder. Always works.

when the interviewee leaves and shakes your hand, you pull him/her in further and give him/her a Rock Bottom

Bring candidate to new office space, but dont have a desk in there, cue "**assistants name** GET THE TABLES!!"


at end of interview, get in candidate's face, scream "WHO'S NEXT?"