N.E.D. Social Area

How do they even measure happiness?

Number of rainbows and kittens divided by suicide?

any word on results lads?

Hero wrote:Number of rainbows and kittens divided by suicide?

Thats got to be Macclesfield specific?

In Wigan, instead of Rainbows it's pies and instead of kittens it's pies. And instead of suicides, it's pie outages.

And in Birmingham it's a simple, ratio of Chinese Takeaway gropes over Chinese takeaway being groped

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I hate the people, the accent, the city, you think you're better then us, you think you know it all about everything, how we're poor yet you forget the slums and ghettos.

Come on now. The rest is fine to have a go at, but you're from the midlands and that is categorically the worst accent in the entire land.

CF wrote:any word on results lads?

They came back negative which is a relief.

sodhat wrote:

CF wrote:any word on results lads?

They came back negative which is a relief.

I was given antibiotics as a precautionary method though.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I hate the people, the accent, the city, you think you're better then us, you think you know it all about everything, how we're poor yet you forget the slums and ghettos.

Come on now. The rest is fine to have a go at, but you're from the midlands and that is categorically the worst accent in the entire land.

Did you say Cor blimey Guv'nor when you read that?

It near knocked me awf me plates, couldn't believe me minces!

I know a guy at work that uses slang. Sounds a little silly.

If you ever go to a West Ham game you see more flat caps than a dustbin man's convention and more silly walks than Monty Python.

Afro wrote:

Hero wrote:Number of rainbows and kittens divided by suicide?

Thats got to be Macclesfield specific?

In Wigan, instead of Rainbows it's pies and instead of kittens it's pies. And instead of suicides, it's pie outages.

And in Birmingham it's a simple, ratio of Chinese Takeaway gropes over Chinese takeaway being groped

You forgot to add in the x comatose taxi r*pe

Would you be able to take a guy seriously if he said "aalllllrooooight, I'm gowwin to rayype you now" in his Birmingham drawl?

Hero wrote:

Afro wrote:

Hero wrote:Number of rainbows and kittens divided by suicide?

Thats got to be Macclesfield specific?

In Wigan, instead of Rainbows it's pies and instead of kittens it's pies. And instead of suicides, it's pie outages.

And in Birmingham it's a simple, ratio of Chinese Takeaway gropes over Chinese takeaway being groped

You forgot to add in the x comatose taxi r*pe

Because it's a debatable one.

It varies between multiplying and dividing depending on whether you are the driver or "passenger"

sodhat wrote:Would you be able to take a guy seriously if he said "aalllllrooooight, I'm gowwin to rayype you now" in his Birmingham drawl?

Why would he announce it to someone unconscious?

Depends if he is doing it that way or if he is more a rohypnol man. Or maybe he goes rawdog without any aids. You'd really have to ask Viva about the cabbies of Birmingham.

Hero wrote:

sodhat wrote:Would you be able to take a guy seriously if he said "aalllllrooooight, I'm gowwin to rayype you now" in his Birmingham drawl?

Why would he announce it to someone unconscious?

He's from Birmingham. They can't tell the difference

will we get results, before we hand in this week's tactics?

We're yet to get injuries so no idea!

Waiting on Zebs to come online. Hope everything is ok with him.

i feel we are stalling because someone hasn't submitted votes...if its just one person, we can surely reveal results, and that person gets a warning or whatever, like was suggested by the 'runners' originally..

Apparently all are in.

oh..that;s good

This week injuries go up 5 minutes before the deadline as managers engage in a mad rush to do tactics

haha...i was just enquiring about tactics, because if we are going to get a warning etc..for failing to do tactics on time, then there should be consistency between runners and managers, so then it's fair, and everyone knows where they stand..

I'm more concerned about having lawyers and injuries before the squad cut off tonight in case I want to buy from TPs to replace.

I also want Fan to get Berardi, Zouma and Insigne as lawyers to see if he implodes.

I think at this point the squad cut off should be extended to tomorrow night and tactics to Friday. Not trying to moan.

I think that's only reasonable.

Zebus apparently is having issues getting on here and is concerned he's been blocked at work so is getting someone in IT to investigate.

England fans booing United players...... Suprise Suprise. An then you expect me to support them.

Racist.

I'll still support England but these so called fans infuriate me, you should never boo your own players. I don't like Wilshere but I'll still support him in an England shirt. 

You're racist for calling me racist.

GSC wrote:I think at this point the squad cut off should be extended to tomorrow night and tactics to Friday. Not trying to moan.

This is what will happen

Zebs has had internet issues and as some/all of you know I am having personal issues at the moment so apologies

Results, Lawyers and Injuries will be up tomorrow morning - Can everyone who sent votes to zebs please send them to me asap.

And the selling one of your lawyers will stay, all of your clubs have owners who want to make money so will always accept the biggest lawyer offer that comes in unless you sell one of the players either to lawyers or in the league

I'm really losing faith in Woy now. Don't really think he's taking this side forward.

Sterling, Sturridge, Gerrard all playing central roles in a free flowing Liverpool team, Rooney carrying United most of the season and we look dire against Denmark at home.

Really struggling to see us getting out of a group with Italy and Uruguay. Really tempted to skip England's inevitable 10 men behind the ball tactics in Brazil

Someone on the football section has blamed this all on Crouch not being selected.

I need a drink

Doing lawyers now (havent done values yet if anyone wants to nominate themselves to do that part)

Lets just say someone will be happy...

I can do some in morning if explain how work this season

tm value +25% for lawyers, tm value -25% for any transfermarketed players (one this week)

Leave a note of which league you want doing and ill do them in morning whilst eating breakfast  

I'll pm you one set now nando

Alright guys, it's been a while. How are we all?

Its been quiet Trebs, but we're all good.

Anyone watch England last night?

I genuinely couldn't be bothered. I played Madden for a couple of hours instead and had a bath. I had the radio on because they really do tell you how crap the game has been.

West Ham play crap football, but at least we get the ball forward quickly and create some chances!

I got Madden but I'm going to trade it in for South Park I reckon, I just don't know enough about AF to understand the bleeding game.

I watched the game, it was a bit uninspiring. Gerrard did well in a deeper role, but it just doesn't sit right for me. Henderson and Sterling are not good enough for the side, and Sturridge was played out of position which didn't help him. Lallana was the best player last night and proved why he should be not only on the plane, but for me in the starting XI. Was also impressed with Welbeck. The only position where I'm not sure who should play is at RW.

I followed England v West Indies in the cricket, far more entertaining.

Hero wrote:I got Madden but I'm going to trade it in for South Park I reckon, I just don't know enough about AF to understand the bleeding game.

Is that Madden 25? Decent game. Bit samey from the last one but still good.

It does require a bit of understanding to play though. I remember buying NFL something something 1997 and basically playing it a few times and quitting because I didn't actually know what was going on.

Yes it's Madden 25 on the One, it looks lovely and it does try and guide you through what to do but I don't know any players or really when to make a play on stuff etc.

All lawyers and injuries up

Trading/buying allowed up to midnight today, tactics due by midnight on Friday

Gregers, with Nick struggling would you like me to take the tactics in for your league?

That would be great if you could hero

So... Fan thoughts on your lawyers?

My money says he sells Will Hughes....