The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Labour are in where I live. Should probably be the same again but who knows with the amount of numpties in Scotland who have fallen for the line that the SNP is a left-wing progressive party.

DAVE667 wrote:

Adam D wrote:I havent tried to mount anyone, let alone a black man

You do realize that negro simply refers to race not sex. you could have said you'd tried and failed to mount Denise Lewis, Leona Lewis, Thandie Newton, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Oprah Winfrey or even the decomposing corpse of Whitney Houston but no, you have you make reference to having sex with Idris Elba, Morgan Freeman or the still warm corpse of Errol Brown...you SICK F**CK

Wouldn't Lewis, Lewis et al be described as negresses?

Just used my cultural knowledge gleaned from this site to "well suss" my lovely wife.

She was banging on about some story she'd read about seagulls attacking a chihuahua when I told her there was no way it could have happened. There followed some to and fro about yes it had, no it hadn't before I politely informed her that there was no such bird as a seagull.

I've earned myself a good few hours silence.............

Hibbz wrote:Just used my cultural knowledge gleaned from this site to "well suss" my lovely wife.

She was banging on about some story she'd read about seagulls attacking a chihuahua when I told her there was no way it could have happened. There followed some to and fro about yes it had, no it hadn't before I politely informed her that there was no such bird as a seagull.

I've earned myself a good few hours silence.............

Yes! You've mugged her off. Bloody seagulls. What does she know. Leave her Hibbz. Leave her tonight.

Apparently, when Daphne du Maurier wrote The Birds, she was thinking of them as gulls. Then, when Hitchcock made the film and turned them into black birds, old Daphne was right hacked off but it was too late as she had sold the rights.

Culture. Never too late to learn.

Morning you bunch of democaratic mofo's

Fist and my film titles in...

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Not happy then super? Don't forget, your lot do not have a mandate for independence

Not happy but not all surprised. Tories in nationally and SNP almost doing a clean sweep of Scotland. Independence has pretty much become inevitable regardless of what it means for Scotland. The existential nationalists have got their own way. The pr1cks.

On the other hand they could spend the next 5 years creating such a clusterf*ck of ineptitude that independence is even more of a distant thing...

Morning all.

My vote for the Greens seems to have been a waste. They are nowhere near the threshold for forming a majority.

Bloody vegetarians. I'll sh*t em.

superflyweight wrote:Not happy but not all surprised.  Tories in nationally and SNP almost doing a clean sweep of Scotland.  Independence has pretty much become inevitable regardless of what it means for Scotland.  The existential nationalists have got their own way.  The pr1cks.  

My dad sent me text this morning, super. He was a little cross about it to say the least. The gist of the text was along the lines of "they are all f*cking lunatics and I'm bloody glad I moved south of the wall when I did.".

He is one unhappy Scotsman in exile.

Morning comrades. Quick 4 hr shift at work then off to the golf course for a quick 18.

It wasn't cockwomble.

Cockwomble.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Not happy but not all surprised.  Tories in nationally and SNP almost doing a clean sweep of Scotland.  Independence has pretty much become inevitable regardless of what it means for Scotland.  The existential nationalists have got their own way.  The pr1cks.  

My dad sent me text this morning, super.  He was a little cross about it to say the least.  The gist of the text was along the lines of "they are all f*cking lunatics and I'm bloody glad I moved south of the wall when I did.".

He is one unhappy Scotsman in exile.

The lunatics have taken over up here and the place is filled with witless c*nts that will believe anything the SNP put out without challenging it.

Still, I got the thread split and I'm using it to put the boot into my own people and the SNP Cockwombles.

Must admit if I hear progressive politics from your lot again on the radio (especially that 20 year old bint) I will scream...

There's f*ck all progressive about their politics. All they care about is independence for the sake of independence.

Underspent (in comparison to RUK) on education and health and have not proposed, let alone introduced, a single redistributive policy. If they'd got independence they were proposing a lower rate of corporation tax than the rate in the rest of the UK.

To listen to their membership you'd think that we'd all be living in a socialist utopia if it wasn't for the pesky English.

Answers and connection please

1 Which English Football Club has won the European Cup (or champions league as it is now) more times than the domestic league? Nottingham Forest - Jeff
2 Which super hero's real name is Wanda Maximov
3 What is the surname of the Hobbit whose first name is Peregrine in the Lord of the Rings  Trilogy? Took - super
4 Which common garden bird has the scientific name Erithacus rubecula? Robin - sean

Has Farage lost yet? The day must deliver me at least one good piece of news. Not bad enough that superfly and his buckfast sodden comrades have made a balls of it up there, Rick has lied to me about getting the thread split. Someone is getting banned today. I will cheer myself up one way or another.

4. Robin

rick_dagless wrote:Answers and connection please

1 Which English Football Club has won the European Cup (or champions league as it is now) more times than the domestic league?
2 Which super hero's real name is Wanda Maximov
3 What is the surname of the Hobbit whose first name is Peregrine in the Lord of the Rings  Trilogy?
4 Which common garden bird has the scientific name Erithacus rubecula?

 is one Nottingham Forest?

Both correct gents

1. Jeff's right - its Forest.
2 Black Widow?
3 Took

Took is correct

Black Widow is not

1 Which English Football Club has won the European Cup (or champions league as it is now) more times than the domestic league? Nottingham Forest - Jeff
2 Which super hero's real name is Wanda Maximov - The Scarlet Witch
3 What is the surname of the Hobbit whose first name is Peregrine in the Lord of the Rings  Trilogy? Took - super
4 Which common garden bird has the scientific name Erithacus rubecula? Robin - sean

Link Robin Hood - Super

I'm assuming the link is Robin Hood?

Spot on dear boy...

The Missing answer is the Scarlet Witch

I see that odious toad Balls has got the tick tack. The people of Yorkshire have spoken!

It's Donny, they are the black sheep of the jewel that is South Yorkshire. Even my comrades in Sheffield have made an arse of their job of kicking Clegg out. Not as big a balls of things as superfly has made of Scotland, but close.

My new local SNP MP lives about 500 yards from my house and has a massive flag pole in his garden flying a Saltire. I'm going to go along to his first surgery and pretend that I don't know it's his property and ask him to remove the pole as it's lowering the value of my property.

Whilst you're there any chance you can kick his stupid f*cking head in?

They done good round here bouncing Galloway out who is a stone cold atrocity...

Rowley wrote:Whilst you're there any chance you can kick his stupid f*cking head in?

Nah - I'm going to make his parliamentary life a misery by complaining about every little thing for the next 5 years.

What a miserable morning

Cons majority
Salman Khan Bailed
Wife tries to explain the complexities of indian criminal law and starts crying when I tell her everything she said was pig ignorant Love sacks that even a straight mule tied to a train track being straddled by sean wouldn't believe to save his life from the oncoming dildo train.

So no breakfast, the weather is Poopie and the usual morning blues combine to make it a seriously gloomy day.

superflyweight wrote:

Rowley wrote:Whilst you're there any chance you can kick his stupid f*cking head in?

Nah - I'm going to make his parliamentary life a misery by complaining about every little thing for the next 5 years.  

it's certainly a good start, however if you could find your way clear to posting envelopes full of dog crap through his door on a reasonably regular basis that would be appreciated.

For the record I did not vote labour. I wrote "NO" in big red letters over the ballot sheet to show my contempt for politicians. Feel a bit bad now that it would've ruined Cameron's big day but that's life.

Sorry to hear about the cat, Julius. I've endured a day and a half of horrific attacks from our cat since we ran out of prawn flavoured Encore but it would break my heart if anything were to happen to the unpleasant little c*nt.

Galted wrote:For the record I did not vote labour. I wrote "NO" in big red letters over the ballot sheet to show my contempt for politicians. Feel a bit bad now that it would've ruined Cameron's big day but that's life.

Doing that before flouncing out of the polling station in the Wolfskin/Hi Tec combo would have made quite the statement.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:For the record I did not vote labour. I wrote "NO" in big red letters over the ballot sheet to show my contempt for politicians. Feel a bit bad now that it would've ruined Cameron's big day but that's life.

Doing that before flouncing out of the polling station in the Wolfskin/Hi Tec combo would have made quite the statement.

I strutted.

Galted wrote:it would break my heart if anything were to happen to the unpleasant little c*nt.

That is exactly what Mrs Windows said the last time my mum asked her if she was worried about me.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:For the record I did not vote labour. I wrote "NO" in big red letters over the ballot sheet to show my contempt for politicians. Feel a bit bad now that it would've ruined Cameron's big day but that's life.

Doing that before flouncing out of the polling station in the Wolfskin/Hi Tec combo would have made quite the statement.

I strutted.

Must have looked like Travolta at the start of Saturday Night Fever - if that film had been set in the Quantocks and the main character had been dressed like a di!ckhead.

I've only seen pictures of Saturday Night Fever, but I'm pretty sure the main character is dressed like a d!ckhead.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I've only seen pictures of Saturday Night Fever, but I'm pretty sure the main character is dressed like a d!ckhead.

There are levels.

Yes, but he was a d!ckhead in his own time.

Galted wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:For the record I did not vote labour. I wrote "NO" in big red letters over the ballot sheet to show my contempt for politicians. Feel a bit bad now that it would've ruined Cameron's big day but that's life.

Doing that before flouncing out of the polling station in the Wolfskin/Hi Tec combo would have made quite the statement.

I strutted.

You minced

superflyweight wrote:Yes, but he was a d!ckhead in his own time.

Galted appears to be one for the ages

Multitasking cultural threads is tricky.

Thai chicken and sweetcorn soup and a ham and cheese baguette

rick_dagless wrote:Multitasking cultural threads is tricky.

You don't know the half of it.

Like trying to conceal two or more burial sites at the same time...or so I would assume.

Must be muscle memory by now DAVE surely?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Multitasking cultural threads is tricky.

You don't know the half of it.

If I post on one, am I allowed to post on the other one too?

(Not saying I want to, just that it'd be good to know my boundaries)