We Go Again! The Premier League thread

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Winning ugly is still winning. But shouldn't United have turned a corner under LVG by now?

[westisbest]

Good to see Lukaku going to apologise for hitting a saints fan in the warm up.

Giving her a hug and shaking the husbands hand.

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Winning ugly is still winning. But shouldn't United have turned a corner under LVG by now?

Yes but our main striker is dog Poopie and ruins most attacks, plus we've no decent centre half and our goalkeeper is leaving - uncertainty at the back and no dynamism up front- ball control, rigidity and winning ugly is our mo this season.

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It'll be for the best of the premier league if both north east clubs go down this season

Stop it you WUM. Sunderland Yes, Newcastle No. Don't get all cocky son, because you've beaten one of the worst sides in the league, it's pretty much inevitable, you will be on the same sinking ship as Dick's men this season.

[NickisBHAFC]

That Adrian sending off was brilliant

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Winning ugly is still winning. But shouldn't United have turned a corner under LVG by now?

Yes but our main striker is dog Poopie and ruins most attacks, plus we've no decent centre half and our goalkeeper is leaving - uncertainty at the back and no dynamism up front- ball control, rigidity and winning ugly is our mo this season.

Smalling is more than decent.

Rooneys always struggled for consistent form though, and now his main backup is a guy you pretty much gave up on a year earlier. I don't get it.

[NickisBHAFC]

Arsenal should be 1-0 up.

[NickisBHAFC]

1-0 now. Great finish by Giroud

[Good Golly I'm Olly]

Alex McCarthy isn't very good

[NickisBHAFC]

What a finish by Joel Ward 1-1.

[Good Golly I'm Olly]

Koscielny - so overrated

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Good game this, nice football on display from both sides.

[Good Golly I'm Olly]

Palace hanging on at the back

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That's a second yellow.

Would have been very soft but it isn't for the referee to make up for a players stupidity.

[NickisBHAFC]

Wickham hits the post. Great game.

[NickisBHAFC]

Poor defending by palace.

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In vitally important news, Ivanovic was banging the team doc.

In less important news, Citys defense looks tasty.

[Duty281]

At least Ivanovic has better taste than Joe Hart... (Is Joe Hart's thing still subject to a court injunction but viewable to everyone on Twitter? If it is, sorry moderators!)

And Palace mugged of a point by a referee who failed in his duty.

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Never date a woman with access to your medical records duty

[Duty281]

I just plan to never date anyone who isn't male. Tends to work.

Except when it doesn't.

Which is always.

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50% of the time it works every time

[NickisBHAFC]

Ivanovic banging the doctor, what a legend!

Can see city winning this, really fancy them today.

[Hammersmith harrier]

What a legend, cheating on his wife.

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Its Nick...

Would've fancied Aguero to take one of these, City may regret it later

[kingraf]

The doctor is flames though.

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Navas is the posterchild for overrating players because they're foreign. Really is no better than an Aaron Lennon type.

honourable mention to Soldado

[NickisBHAFC]

The fit doctor, bloke deserves a medal!

Aguero 1-0.

[Good Golly I'm Olly]

Aguero - easily the best player in the league

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I feel as though given hes a reasonably good looking footballer for a big club, picking up fit birds wouldn't be a major challenge for Ivanovic.

[Guest]

She's not that great, she's 41, a footballer can basically get any model in the world, who makes Eva look pretty average.

As for Chelsea, no spark & look flat.

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Jose's already gone to excuse B, claiming Chelsea won't shake off a busy preseason until September. Either way, summer inactivity may harm another title winner.

[Hammersmith harrier]

She's nothing special at all.

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1-0 to City at half time, Chelsea haven't turned up and Aguero should've finished this game already.

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Zouma on for Terry at HT. Must have a knock

[Duty281]

I feel as though given hes a reasonably good looking footballer for a big club, picking up fit birds wouldn't be a major challenge for Ivanovic.

Pah. 6/10 at most.

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Ramires

[NickisBHAFC]

Is he still celebrating?

[Duty281]

This game is absolute rubbish and epitomises everything wrong with modern football.

Heaven forfend the 40,000 tourists actually make any noise.

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2-0 Kompany, that'll probably do it on the basis of Chelsea's performance thus far

[NickisBHAFC]

2-0. Game over.

Kompany with a good header

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Ivanovic having a mare.

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3-0, time for Chelsea to dip into the market

[Good Golly I'm Olly]

Ivanovic having a mare.

He's been dodgy for a little while now.

This should've been 5 or 6 as well

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Yeah Ivanovic didn't have a good season last year either.

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Comfortable for City. Problems for Chelsea. They look ordinary

[Dolphin Ziggler]

Ivanovic has never been an assured defender. No surprise he can't beat Kompany in the air, he's weak at fundamentals.

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A cynic would suspect theres a correlation between the team doctor being banished from the bench as they sign a new full back.

[Duty281]

Arsenal two points ahead in the title race!

[Good Golly I'm Olly]

Niall Quinn talking out his arse here - lol at them saying Terry is done because he got subbed once ffs

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On a side note, absolutely farcical City's medical staff were treating Chelseas players at this level

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