The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:14 am

First topic message reminder :

Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:51 pm

That or Royston Vasey?

by **superflyweight** Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:54 pm

Union is Fife - probably Lochgelly if I was being specific.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:00 pm

I'd have you down as a Carnoustie super...

Looks nice and refined to the casual onlooker, but...

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:12 pm

Tino is Jordsand

by Guest Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:18 pm

Adam D wrote:DAVE is a Hungerford type of guy

No....more Whitechapel

by **superflyweight** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:24 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I'd have you down as a Carnoustie super...

Looks nice and refined to the casual onlooker, but...

... you don't want to see me in my underpants?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:33 pm

super wrote:... you don't want to see me in my underpants?

That about covers it to be honest...

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:30 pm

Now that is cricket...

by Rowley Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:33 pm

Carnage Rick, am off this afternoon, hope they are still playing!

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:44 pm

Crikey Jeff, would not like a Sunday ticket that's for sure

by Rowley Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:46 pm

I am not Arthur Daley.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:49 pm

australia's batting is woeful

by Rowley Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:51 pm

Extras is on course to be their top scorer.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:57 pm

Good job he is batting for them Jeff...

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:58 pm

Thank god for Finn, that was getting boring....

by Rowley Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:44 pm

60 all out, has Broad been having secret lessons with the Athlete?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:48 pm

Quite the score Jeff, if we can get to treble figures we have won this....

Almost tempting to declare without batting and put them back in.

by Rowley Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:51 pm

The temptation is to get carried away and try and score too quickly. Just play steady and look to get 250 minimum, do that and the game is won.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:51 pm

Looks like your Extras prediction came in as well....

by **seanmichaels** Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:23 pm

Aussie dressing room resembles my home life....

by **superflyweight** Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:25 pm

Are they getting dressed in the back of a car?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:27 pm

lol out loud

by **seanmichaels** Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:54 pm

Haven't done that for a few days..... Have to be out the house till 11.30 tonight. Going to hospital to see the old man but can't stay there till 11! May have to park round the corner and go to the pub

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:42 pm

Hey you guuuuuyyyyss...

Fist, bitches

by Rowley Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:56 pm

Morning rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:09 pm

Morning Jeff, you getting PMT for the mighty Dinni yet mate?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:16 pm

Straight outta Norwich, crazy motherphucker named Galted
From the gang called Goretex With Attitudes

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:30 pm

Mornin sean, you cricketting this weekend?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:33 pm

Yep, have to. Soft man sausage generation have all fecked off to Cornwall. Been carrying a dodgy knee since the 3rd game and saturday is the 14th. Last week was ridiculous, I could barely move. Just bat and field at 3rd man.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:42 pm

Being up at this time of day is sh*t. I havent been to sleep and i'm really tired. Where in Jeff's name is Tino? One of his anecdotes would send me off to sleep in seconds.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:43 pm

sean wrote:Last week was ridiculous, I could barely move. Just bat and field at 3rd man.

Probably get in the Australian side then sean...

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:49 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:Last week was ridiculous, I could barely move. Just bat and field at 3rd man.

Probably get in the Australian side then sean...

Was discussing Clarke with a few of the guys around my age in the team. Clarke is 34, full time professional sportsman and he is fecked. He can stand at slip and waddle between the wickets for 10 mins whilst he's batting. Puts our aches, pains and lethargic chasing down of the ball in to perspective.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:01 pm

I'm off on holiday, beaches.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:09 pm

saga?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:11 pm

LOL out loud you phucker

by Guest Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:49 pm

SAGA...

Sex And Games for the Aged
Sad Auld Gits Abroad

They've missed a trick with a low cost one way trip to Switzerland though

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:12 pm

DAVE wrote:They've missed a trick with a low cost one way trip to Switzerland though

Soul Ascension Get Away

by Rowley Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:12 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeff, you getting PMT for the mighty Dinni yet mate?

Very much Rick, no easy points against Retford, but am sure I don't have to tell you that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:20 pm

Jeff wrote:Very much Rick, no easy points against Retford, but am sure I don't have to tell you that.

Too right Jeff, all too aware of the myriad of problems they can afford to the unprepared team.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:38 pm

Went to the pub last night when I got back from the hospital. Decided to drink Carlsberg. Had about 7 pints before I went home and hadn't eaten anything since lunch. Felt right as rain this morning. May knock the cider/wine on the head from now on.

by **Galted** Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:45 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Straight outta Norwich, crazy motherphucker named Galted
From the gang called Goretex With Attitudes

Idiot.

Me and my man Wingrove be paying you visitation for some facial stabbing.

by Guest Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:53 pm

Galted wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Straight outta Norwich, crazy motherphucker named Galted
From the gang called Goretex With Attitudes

Idiot.

Me and my man Wingrove be paying you visitation for some facial stabbing.

Sean will be used to that from his days with the prefects

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 9:16 pm

Feeling better DAVE?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:11 pm

2.5 pints of peroni. £10.90

by Rowley Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:14 pm

I had a few last night Sean. TSMR was working so sat on the sofa reading and ploughing through a few cans of Kronenbourg. Most enjoyable.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:19 pm

Despite my laddish claims I did used to read. Then I started drinking. The 2 are incompatible for me.

Need to cut the pitch and then the square but it'll be lager through till 12 after that I expect. First time I've been to the Royal Marsden in normal hours yesterday. Seeing kids, women in head scarves killed me, that was before seeing the old man. Bunch of troopers they are there.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Aug 07, 2015 11:26 pm

Hungarian goulash and beef Hula Hoops... Man food 9/10

by Guest Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:05 am

rick_dagless wrote:Feeling better DAVE?

Gotta keep my protective boot on another four weeks. Still signed off work but probably won't be able to run for another three months! !!!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:14 pm

DAVE wrote:Still signed off work but probably won't be able to run for another three months! !!!

I guess that's Rio out of the window then mate...

Fist

Morning all

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:16 pm

Not a great start for Dinny Jeffers, thoug Williamson is class so just need to take lessons learned and move on from here.

Dinnington can be said to be the Arsenal of the league...

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