Friday Fun - SKY Boxing translated.....

"He's acquitted himself quite well Jim"...............He's lost every round but hasn't been knocked out yet !!.

"He's completely outclassed him"......................The same as above only it's the Brit winning !!

"It's a disgrace".............................................British fighter has lost a close decision !!

"I thought it could go either way".....................The same as above only British fighter gets the decision !!

"It's mouthwatering Johnny"............................Hearn has stiffed me again ....and I've got to sell it Johnny "

"Impressive, Stopping him this early!!".............Fat, useless stiff wants paying earlier....

"Not for me Jim"...........................................I'm pig sick Hearn's fighter is struggling...

"He's a nice guy isn't he Johnny".....................I'm sucking up to someone I've never met Johnny"

"Lets hope the judges see something different".........Hoping the British fighter wins a robbery

'it was close but i just liked his work better in that round'.... neither guy threw a punch so that round goes to the brit

'they're just arrrrm punches'.... i'm not counting any punches by the johnny foreigner

'his corner think they're ahead but not on my card, jim'.... that's my card, i filled out before we went on air.

'he's an under-rated opponent jim'....... he's lost how many, f**k me?!!?

'world championship boxing at its finest'........ this vacant wbu platimum emeritus title features a has-been against a never-will-be.

'they're so well matched it could be a fight of the year contender'........ these guys are equally sh*t

"AJ really is the people's champion. What a lovely guy"......."He's actually a bit of an odious twit but let's give him the Bruno treatment and make him our next cash cow"

"There really is animosity between these two. They don't like each other at all do they Johnny"......Pre-fight Social media manufactured beef = tick, fight announcement press conference spat = tick. Ringside affirmation of aforementioned animosity = tick.

"This is why we love boxing...so many flare ups before the fight but after 12 hard rounds they have all of that behind them".....There was no beef, all manufactured, they were best buddies all along

"His legs have gone and he's ready to go" - Brit has slightly wobbled his opponent

"He put in an exceptional brave performance and it just wasn't quite enough in the end" - Brit got completely destroyed

"Masterful stuff from Mayweather".....He lands a right hand on somebodies shoulder.