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"I invented it in Camberwell... and it looks like a carrot." That guy cracks me up.

Forgot about that little detail. Quite a depressing end from memory when they go their separate ways.

I had a look at The Woodman Inn website. Looks like a fantastic pub with great history.

You're not Stuart Johnson are you, Tino?  If so, say "hi" to Jenna for me... and Olive, Rita, Pearl and Fox.

I used to roll a Camberwell Carrot in uni, probably bought the weed from supes, or his mates.

Morning, all

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:My local team is Charlton Athletic.  I'm also not too far from Millwall and West Ham.  That's one of the great things about London, you can live fairly close to many grounds you never visit.

I think under current regulations its a good thing I no longer live in London. I lived (at various times) in Plumstead, Charlton (just around the corner from the football ground, which was fortunately closed at the time), Blackheath and finally in Ladywell where we had a house that I wouldn't have a hope of affording now.

We almost certainly broke CC rules before they were even drawn up.

Pal Joey wrote:

You're not Stuart Johnson are you, Tino?  If so, say "hi" to Jenna for me... and Olive, Rita, Pearl and Fox.

I'm not Stuart Johnson no. My real name is Tino Windows.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:My local team is Charlton Athletic.  I'm also not too far from Millwall and West Ham.  That's one of the great things about London, you can live fairly close to many grounds you never visit.

I think under current regulations its a good thing I no longer live in London. I lived (at various times) in Plumstead, Charlton (just around the corner from the football ground, which was fortunately closed at the time), Blackheath and finally in Ladywell where we had a house that I wouldn't have a hope of affording now.

We almost certainly broke CC rules before they were even drawn up.

A lot of this went on. You and LiW. Myself and RiCK. Supes and riCK.

Might have to re-write the rule book. An amnesty on meeting pre-CC.

I met a few ex-members back in 2013 when they came over for the Lions tour.

One of them even stayed here... and now lives in Melbourne. Doing very well for himself last I heard. I've never seen anybody drink so much. Think he had about 42 beers in 24 hours. I struggled with about 18 to 21? over the same period.

We had an epic day - met a couple more folks (Red Stag, Cookie? ... some real Irish characters) and I even picked up 'rugbydreamer' (a lovely Welsh lass) from the airport and dropped her off at her hotel in the city; all paid for by a media company I think it was. All she had to do was write a review.

Suffice to say - they all had a memorable time here. I did too... up until about the 60th minute of the deciding match.

Pal Joey wrote:I met a few ex-members back in 2013 when they came over for the Lions tour.

One of them even stayed here... and now lives in Melbourne. Doing very well for himself last I heard. I've never seen anybody drink so much. Think he had about 42 beers in 24 hours. I struggled with about 18 to 21? over the same period.

We had an epic day - met a couple more folks (Red Stag, Cookie? ... some real Irish characters) and I even picked up 'rugbydreamer' (a lovely Welsh lass) from the airport and dropped her off at her hotel in the city; all paid for by a media company I think it was. All she had to do was write a review.

Suffice to say - they all had a memorable time here. I did too... up until about the 60th minute of the deciding match.

Is this why they are ex-members?

Don't know about you lot but I'm shocked to my core to see that Duty is suggesting that race might not have been a factor in the George Floyd killing.

Are you advocating a meet up if peej gets over? Controversial

lostinwales wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I met a few ex-members back in 2013 when they came over for the Lions tour.

One of them even stayed here... and now lives in Melbourne. Doing very well for himself last I heard. I've never seen anybody drink so much. Think he had about 42 beers in 24 hours. I struggled with about 18 to 21? over the same period.

We had an epic day - met a couple more folks (Red Stag, Cookie? ... some real Irish characters) and I even picked up 'rugbydreamer' (a lovely Welsh lass) from the airport and dropped her off at her hotel in the city; all paid for by a media company I think it was. All she had to do was write a review.

Suffice to say - they all had a memorable time here. I did too... up until about the 60th minute of the deciding match.

Is this why they are ex-members?

No. They just moved on for whatever reason.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Are you advocating a meet up if peej gets over?  Controversial

I was but then Supes got all woke with me.

You can't have any fun grooming talking to your mates with that guy around.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Are you advocating a meet up if peej gets over?  Controversial

I was but then Supes got all woke with me.

You can't have any fun grooming talking to your mates with that guy around.

Can't ever let your guard drop when you're fighting the nonces.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Are you advocating a meet up if peej gets over?  Controversial

I was but then Supes got all woke with me.

You can't have any fun grooming talking to your mates with that guy around.

Be funny when everyone rocks up and it turns out we are all middle aged Nigerian ladies all needing money to get our husbands over here.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Are you advocating a meet up if peej gets over?  Controversial

I was but then Supes got all woke with me.

You can't have any fun grooming talking to your mates with that guy around.

Be funny when everyone rocks up and it turns out we are all middle aged Nigerian ladies all needing money to get our husbands over here.

And Jules is a 14 year old girl.

Should just say I am not advocating meeting 14 year girls before Supes turns up and performs a citizens arrest.

Meeting middle aged Nigerian women is fine though.

No pressure.

LOL out loud.

My boubou keeps crawling up my snatch.

Galted wrote:My boubou keeps crawling up my snatch.

Swipes left.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:My local team would be Cambridge Utd who are known, I believe, as the U's.

You'd think a smart town like Cambridge would come up with something better.

This is why you're not welcome back. That and the villages are full of racists, they'd probably ban you for the username.

Edit: Having now read all your comments, your love of 14-year-old girls would probably get you refuge with the university.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:My boubou keeps crawling up my snatch.

Swipes left.  

Racist.

Thursday Fist. Not sure how its different to any other day, but, never mind.

Thursday sicond. Just got through 4 straight nights without drinking which is the most for about a year.

Going to avoid it for one more night and then going to celebrate by getting bladdered all weekend.

superflyweight wrote:Thursday sicond.  Just got through 4 straight nights without drinking which is the most for about a year.  

You must be very dehydrated. You should drink water everyday, flower.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Thursday sicond.  Just got through 4 straight nights without drinking which is the most for about a year.  

You must be very dehydrated. You should drink water everyday, flower.

I like my water like I like my women.

On tap and full of fluoride.

I like my Whiskey like I like my women, aged 18 years and full of coke

rIck_dAgless wrote:I like my Whiskey like I like my women, aged 18 years and full of coke

As long as the ageing does not involve being stuck in a rum cask for a few years.

I like my wine like I like my women. Very old and covered in dust.

I like my coffee like my mood. Black and bitter.

I wonder if Guildford was Prince Phillip.

Galted wrote:I wonder if Guildford was Prince Phillip.

He has posted on the cricket board today (GB, not Phil) so still with us. Do at least try to keep up, Galted.

Cheers, Tino. Good thing you told me before I posted my theory on Mumsnet.

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bye bye baby, baby goodbye.

Please Stay.

Fist on Friday!

Sleepy siconds

Tartan tird. I'm not Les McKeown.

superflyweight wrote:Tartan tird.  I'm not Les McKeown.  

Thats OK because Julius has already said goodbye to him

Is no one going to congratulate Galted for doing the double? Michealsing followed by a fist.

Well played, champ.

Got my first cricket game of the season tomorrow. Hopefully the oppo have a Jurgen Klopp lookalike who smells faintly of booze. At least we will know Michaels isn't really dead.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is no one going to congratulate Galted for doing the double? Michealsing followed by a fist.

Well played, champ.

Got my first cricket game of the season tomorrow. Hopefully the oppo have a Jurgen Klopp lookalike who smells faintly of booze. At least we will know Michaels isn't really dead.

Chips for tea?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is no one going to congratulate Galted for doing the double? Michealsing followed by a fist.

Well played, champ.

Got my first cricket game of the season tomorrow. Hopefully the oppo have a Jurgen Klopp lookalike who smells faintly of booze. At least we will know Michaels isn't really dead.

Chips for tea?

l*l

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is no one going to congratulate Galted for doing the double? Michealsing followed by a fist.

Well played, champ.

Got my first cricket game of the season tomorrow. Hopefully the oppo have a Jurgen Klopp lookalike who smells faintly of booze. At least we will know Michaels isn't really dead.

Where was Michaels based? Always pictured him as a kind of Fred West character with a Somerset accent.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Is no one going to congratulate Galted for doing the double? Michealsing followed by a fist.

Well played, champ.

Got my first cricket game of the season tomorrow. Hopefully the oppo have a Jurgen Klopp lookalike who smells faintly of booze. At least we will know Michaels isn't really dead.

Where was Michaels based?  Always pictured him as a kind of Fred West character with a Somerset accent.  

I think he was Hampshire somewhere. He definitely claimed to be northern as he was born in Yorkshire but it turned out he had moved to the south coast before he was one!

Still can't shake the Fred West image though.

superflyweight wrote:Still can't shake the Fred West image though.  

I always picture you as looking like Tim from The Office but with a beard.

Not sure why as you probably look like wee Jimmy Krankie.

Tim Canterbury. The Canterbury Tales. By Chaucer. And Shakespeare.

I remember you once said you had bleached hair so all I've got is Robbie Williams hanging about with Oasis at Glastonbury in about '95.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Still can't shake the Fred West image though.  

I always picture you as looking like Tim from The Office but with a beard.

Not sure why as you probably look like wee Jimmy Krankie.

I'm not Nicola Sturgeon.*

*Don't worry, she's not dead. Unless she had a heart attack on the toilet after a heavy lunch of flags and she's yet to be discovered.

superflyweight wrote:Tim Canterbury. The Canterbury Tales. By Chaucer. And Shakespeare.  

I remember you once said you had bleached hair so all I've got is Robbie Williams hanging about with Oasis at Glastonbury in about '95.  

I did about 25 years ago! I did spend a large portion of the 90's wearing a black Adidas hoodie so you're not far off. I remember Geoff/Jeff also had bleached hair but he probably looked more like Boris Johnson than Robbie Williams.

My nickname at the cricket is UGS (as in the popular ladies boot). Which stands for Ugly Graeme Swann. It's bit harsh as Swanny is ugly enough as it is without having an uglier version.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tim Canterbury. The Canterbury Tales. By Chaucer. And Shakespeare.  

I remember you once said you had bleached hair so all I've got is Robbie Williams hanging about with Oasis at Glastonbury in about '95.  

I did about 25 years ago! I did spend a large portion of the 90's wearing a black Adidas hoodie so you're not far off. I remember Geoff/Jeff also had bleached hair but he probably looked more like Boris Johnson than Robbie Williams.

My nickname at the cricket is UGS (as in the popular ladies boot). Which stands for Ugly Graeme Swann. It's bit harsh as Swanny is ugly enough as it is without having an uglier version.

Could be worse, could be AGS - standing for Annoying Graeme Swann. Imagine someone being more annoying than Graeme Swann? Matt Dawson, I suppose and James Corden.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Tim Canterbury. The Canterbury Tales. By Chaucer. And Shakespeare.  

I remember you once said you had bleached hair so all I've got is Robbie Williams hanging about with Oasis at Glastonbury in about '95.  

I did about 25 years ago! I did spend a large portion of the 90's wearing a black Adidas hoodie so you're not far off. I remember Geoff/Jeff also had bleached hair but he probably looked more like Boris Johnson than Robbie Williams.

My nickname at the cricket is UGS (as in the popular ladies boot). Which stands for Ugly Graeme Swann. It's bit harsh as Swanny is ugly enough as it is without having an uglier version.

Could be worse, could be AGS - standing for Annoying Graeme Swann.  Imagine someone being more annoying than Graeme Swann?  Matt Dawson, I suppose and James Corden.    

Gabby Agbonlahor. F*ck me he is annoying.

That will be one of Galted's heroes.  Along with the tramp who noshed him off and Jack Wolfskin.