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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I never ratified Duty's membership on the grounds that he's a w*nking w*nk.  

Do you get a veto like the UN security council then?

Only on grounds of whether or not someone is a frequent self-abuser.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I use -
RiCK Or Tino, Remember Duty Sucks, Hope Galted Might Recover, Dirty Peej  

l*l out loud

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I use -
RiCK Or Tino, Remember Duty Sucks, Hope Galted Might Recover, Dirty Peej

l*l out loud

Also l*l out loud.

Sometimes I wonder what the point of Jules is. Then he comes out with stuff like this.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I use -
RiCK Or Tino, Remember Duty Sucks, Hope Galted Might Recover, Dirty Peej  

Guilty.

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I use -
RiCK Or Tino, Remember Duty Sucks, Hope Galted Might Recover, Dirty Peej  

Guilty.

And I didn't recover.

Galted wrote:

Duty281 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I use -
RiCK Or Tino, Remember Duty Sucks, Hope Galted Might Recover, Dirty Peej  

Guilty.

And I didn't recover.

And I just brought up the bins.

Fist

Word, mofos, what's going down with your bad selves?

Sicond. Alright Rickster? Slow going on here - might need a lunch review or a Friday quiz to get things going again.

Crikey I didn't realise that was a fist, I will get editing.

Not had lunch yet mate, but I will defo do a quiz soon.

Had a good do in Edinburgh, the wench wanted to do all the touristy stuff that normally I'm too stuck up my own arse to do and decided to lean into them and had a good laugh. Plus I have been meaning to do the camera obscura for a while.

How's life with you dear boy?

rIck_dAgless wrote:Crikey I didn't realise that was a fist, I will get editing.

Not had lunch yet mate, but I will defo do a quiz soon.

Had a good do in Edinburgh, the wench wanted to do all the touristy stuff that normally I'm too stuck up my own arse to do and decided to lean into them and had a good laugh.  Plus I have been meaning to do the camera obscura for a while.

How's life with you dear boy?

Ach fine. 11 days into dry January and easier than I thought it would be. Meeting one of my mates in Edinburgh on Saturday for a few hours as he passes through on the way home to Dundee and looking forward to annoying him by drinking non-alcoholic beer.

I like Camera Obscura (when it's not too busy). Great for the kids and the camera thing at the top is pretty cool.

I had taramasalata and cream crackers for lunch, stopped eating long before I was sated as I just couldn't be arsed to eat.  Motivations is already running on empty for the year, not sure if it's a long-term side-effect of the Covid vaccine or Villa contriving to let Stevenage through in the FA Cup.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Crikey I didn't realise that was a fist, I will get editing.

Not had lunch yet mate, but I will defo do a quiz soon.

Had a good do in Edinburgh, the wench wanted to do all the touristy stuff that normally I'm too stuck up my own arse to do and decided to lean into them and had a good laugh.  Plus I have been meaning to do the camera obscura for a while.

How's life with you dear boy?

Ach fine.  11 days into dry January and easier than I thought it would be.  Meeting one of my mates in Edinburgh on Saturday for a few hours as he passes through on the way home to Dundee and looking forward to annoying him by drinking non-alcoholic beer.    

I like Camera Obscura (when it's not too busy).  Great for the kids and the camera thing at the top is pretty cool.  

I keep meaning to head back to Dundee just for nostalgia sake, then I get flashbacks and don't

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Crikey I didn't realise that was a fist, I will get editing.

Not had lunch yet mate, but I will defo do a quiz soon.

Had a good do in Edinburgh, the wench wanted to do all the touristy stuff that normally I'm too stuck up my own arse to do and decided to lean into them and had a good laugh.  Plus I have been meaning to do the camera obscura for a while.

How's life with you dear boy?

Ach fine.  11 days into dry January and easier than I thought it would be.  Meeting one of my mates in Edinburgh on Saturday for a few hours as he passes through on the way home to Dundee and looking forward to annoying him by drinking non-alcoholic beer.    

I like Camera Obscura (when it's not too busy).  Great for the kids and the camera thing at the top is pretty cool.  

I keep meaning to head back to Dundee just for nostalgia sake, then I get flashbacks and don't

I only ever go back to see my mum and dad for a few hours at a time. Went back for the weekend in November 2021 to catch up with some mates and it was fine, but it would be depressing to go out drinking there on a regular basis. Still see the same people that were out drinking more than 20 years ago - went into the Phoenix at one point and three of the regulars were sitting in the exact same spot they were sat in when I worked my last shift there in September 2000.

Galted wrote:I had taramasalata and cream crackers for lunch, stopped eating long before I was sated as I just couldn't be arsed to eat.  Motivations is already running on empty for the year, not sure if it's a long-term side-effect of the Covid vaccine or Villa contriving to let Stevenage through in the FA Cup.

I've always wondered, if greed is good, why is lunch for wimps?

It appears as though PJ was Cardinal Pell.

JuliusHMarx wrote:It appears as though PJ was Cardinal Pell.

My hips are still fine, Jules.

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Crikey I didn't realise that was a fist, I will get editing.

Not had lunch yet mate, but I will defo do a quiz soon.

Had a good do in Edinburgh, the wench wanted to do all the touristy stuff that normally I'm too stuck up my own arse to do and decided to lean into them and had a good laugh.  Plus I have been meaning to do the camera obscura for a while.

How's life with you dear boy?

Ach fine.  11 days into dry January and easier than I thought it would be.  Meeting one of my mates in Edinburgh on Saturday for a few hours as he passes through on the way home to Dundee and looking forward to annoying him by drinking non-alcoholic beer.    

I like Camera Obscura (when it's not too busy).  Great for the kids and the camera thing at the top is pretty cool.  

I keep meaning to head back to Dundee just for nostalgia sake, then I get flashbacks and don't

I only ever go back to see my mum and dad for a few hours at a time.  Went back for the weekend in November 2021 to catch up with some mates and it was fine, but it would be depressing to go out drinking there on a regular basis.  Still see the same people that were out drinking more than 20 years ago - went into the Phoenix at one point and three of the regulars were sitting in the exact same spot they were sat in when I worked my last shift there in September 2000.

This is not surprising, I remember in Dundee when they re-did a pub down by the river by the bridge, and turned it into a pop-world (I think) and went in and there were some really confused old people in there who looked like the workmen had just built around them.

Fist

Sicond.

A well-deserved l*l out loud for Rick's observation that it looked like the workmen had just built around them. That's going into the Galted repertoire.

Afternoon, Galts, all well in the world?

I am disappointed to see that all the pictures of ladies wrestling in lingerie, has been replaced by Rugby statistics, but hey hol.

Fort. In the office for the first time this year and they have live music in the canteen. What is the world coming to?

Pal Joey wrote:

My hips are still fine, Jules.

 

I went out for dinner with an Aussie last night, Pee Jay. His name is Liam and  he is originally from Brisbane.

Do you know him?

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, Galts, all well in the world?

Is that your quiz?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Afternoon, Galts, all well in the world?

Is that your quiz?

6. Civic.

All's good, Rick, thanks for asking (apart from having spent the last hour wandering and wondering around Smythe's Toy Superstore trying to find birthday presents for 5-year-old twin girls.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

My hips are still fine, Jules.

 

I went out for dinner with an Aussie last night, Pee Jay. His name is Liam and  he is originally from Brisbane.

Do you know him?

Do you know where he moved to before he met you, Tino?

I used to tell some people in the UK that my name was Nigel and that I was originally from Tasmania.

A fair and chivalrous Friday evening fist to you all. I hope everyone knuckles up well today.

Been reading The Red Prince - the story of John of Gaunt by Helen Carr. A good read.

I'm only up to page 40 where they're partaking in the Tournament at Smithfield... more of a full-on mêlée really with a healthy dose of rough-housing thrown in. Sounded like jolly good fun (for the Royals) to be dishonest.

Pal Joey wrote:A fair and chivalrous Friday evening fist to you all. I hope everyone knuckles up well today.

Been reading The Red Prince - the story of John of Gaunt by Helen Carr. A good read.

I'm only up to page 40 where they're partaking in the Tournament at Smithfield... more of a full-on mêlée really with a healthy dose of rough-housing thrown in. Sounded like jolly good fun (for the Royals) to be dishonest.

Isn't everyone in the western hemisphere descended from John of Gaunt?  Top shagger.

sicond.

Pal Joey wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

My hips are still fine, Jules.

I went out for dinner with an Aussie last night, Pee Jay. His name is Liam and he is originally from Brisbane.

Do you know him?

Do you know where he moved to before he met you, Tino?

I used to tell some people in the UK that my name was Nigel and that I was originally from Tasmania.

He used to live in Finsbury Park, he now lives in Wimbledon.

He was born in Brisbane and spent time living in Sydney before coming over here.

Do you know him or what? I've literally given you everything about the guy.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:A fair and chivalrous Friday evening fist to you all. I hope everyone knuckles up well today.

Been reading The Red Prince - the story of John of Gaunt by Helen Carr. A good read.

I'm only up to page 40 where they're partaking in the Tournament at Smithfield... more of a full-on mêlée really with a healthy dose of rough-housing thrown in. Sounded like jolly good fun (for the Royals) to be dishonest.

Isn't everyone in the western hemisphere descended from John of Gaunt?  Top shagger.

sicond.  

Yeah, I think we all are.

Also Robert the Bruce, Charlemagne, and El Cid...and even the often forgotten Henry the Fowler. A few Roman prefects too. Apparently I even have a bit of North African in me or maybe someone who was posted there to keep the peace after they invaded the place.

No wonder we're all deranged and over-sexed in some way or another.

Did he spend his time in prison, Tino, before getting transferred to Boggo Road? If so, I probably haven't met your Aussie mate.

superflyweight wrote:

Isn't everyone in the western hemisphere descended from John of Gaunt?  Top shagger.

Everyone in Canada and North Hertfordshire is descended from me.

This John chap can get in c*nting line.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Isn't everyone in the western hemisphere descended from John of Gaunt?  Top shagger.

Everyone in Canada and North Hertfordshire is descended from me.

This John chap can get in c*nting line.

Given his reputation, John of C*nt might have been a better name.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Isn't everyone in the western hemisphere descended from John of Gaunt?  Top shagger.

Everyone in Canada and North Hertfordshire is descended from me.

This John chap can get in c*nting line.

Given his reputation, John of C*nt might have been a better name.  

Not to be confused with Cunigunde of Luxembourg otherwise known as Cunningc*nt when Anglicised.

Pal Joey wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Isn't everyone in the western hemisphere descended from John of Gaunt?  Top shagger.

Everyone in Canada and North Hertfordshire is descended from me.

This John chap can get in c*nting line.

Given his reputation, John of C*nt might have been a better name.  

Not to be confused with Cunigunde of Luxembourg otherwise known as Cunningc*nt when Anglicised.

Or with French tennis player Henri Leconte otherwise known as Henry the c*nt when Anglicised.

Monday Fist

You know it is coming, but it still feels like a surprise when it smacks you in the face.

lostinwales wrote:Monday Fist

You know it is coming, but it still feels like a surprise when it smacks you in the face.

This is when I'm extremely grateful to be working from home and being able to avoid the 'Monday again' conversations round the coffee machine.

Can't believe it is Monday again.

Tird.

Just had the first snow of the year.

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Monday Fist

You know it is coming, but it still feels like a surprise when it smacks you in the face.

This is when I'm extremely grateful to be working from home and being able to avoid the 'Monday again' conversations round the coffee machine.

I am working at home but so is the Wife (on Mondays). So unfortunately I am still stuck with those conversations.

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Monday Fist

You know it is coming, but it still feels like a surprise when it smacks you in the face.

This is when I'm extremely grateful to be working from home and being able to avoid the 'Monday again' conversations round the coffee machine.

I am working at home but so is the Wife (on Mondays). So unfortunately I am still stuck with those conversations.

Not anymore, if you were married to Gina Lollobrigida.

lostinwales wrote:

Galted wrote:

lostinwales wrote:Monday Fist

You know it is coming, but it still feels like a surprise when it smacks you in the face.

This is when I'm extremely grateful to be working from home and being able to avoid the 'Monday again' conversations round the coffee machine.

I am working at home but so is the Wife (on Mondays). So unfortunately I am still stuck with those conversations.

We both work from home but the only morning conversation we have is her instructing me to dress our kid warmly, which is lucky as I'd have no idea otherwise.

I'm not Gina Lollobrigida.  Probably just as well as I would have spent the last seventy years or so sitting around playing with my tits, rather than forging a successful film career.

Edit: Fist!

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Gina Lollobrigida.  Probably just as well as I would have spent the last seventy years or so sitting around playing with my tits, rather than forging a successful film career.

No reason you couldn't have forged a successful film career playing with your tits if you were Gina Lollobrigida.

People dropping like flies here. A former Senator and another female vocalist with a sultry, husky voice.

Galts, I need your advice.

Have a small nest of wasps on a wall around the corner. About 5 of them. Medium sized wood wasps. Not too aggressive but I have been stung a few times over the years. Someone said hit them with the killer spray in the evening - which is about right now. 8:35 pm. It was hot today and I noticed one of them flying quite close to my face when I was in the pool. It's gonna be hotter tomorrow... about 36. They seem to regard the pool as their own territory and they can often be seen having a quick sip on a hot day. So I'm dreading tomorrow already. Their nest is only about 4m away.

Bit of a dilemma, eh? Now would be the perfect time for a quick and painless spray but I'm getting a bit soft - and I have a huge guilt factor about murdering more innocent wildlife. Should I just do the deed and get it over and done with or risk having one fly in my face tomorrow?

I'd unleash the dogs of war on the b@stards, PJ.

superflyweight wrote:I'd unleash the dogs of war on the illegitimate childen, PJ.  

Are you sure you're not related to Robert the Bruce, Super?

Yeah, think you're right. Feel like an absolute bastarde... but I can't afford another sting on the fleshy part of my arm just now.

Done.

I was wrong. Only 4 of them. Feel a bit better there wasn't 5. Civic.

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Gina Lollobrigida.  Probably just as well as I would have spent the last seventy years or so sitting around playing with my tits, rather than forging a successful film career.

Edit: Fist!

I know tastes change over the years but growing up watching those old films I never got the fuss about the the likes of Elizabeth Taylor, or Sophia Loren (or Monroe to be honest). Lollobrigida though...

lostinwales wrote:

superflyweight wrote:I'm not Gina Lollobrigida.  Probably just as well as I would have spent the last seventy years or so sitting around playing with my tits, rather than forging a successful film career.

Edit: Fist!

I know tastes change over the years but growing up watching those old films I never got the fuss about the the likes of Elizabeth Taylor, or Sophia Loren (or Monroe to be honest). Lollobrigida though...

LiW - just watch Sophia Loren in The Millionairess ....

On the subject of Italian films, watched a few Fellini efforts a couple of years back and was staggered to find out that Marcello Mastroianni and Jack Grealish are the same person.

@ PJ, I would hit the nest with a hammer and then run like f*ck.

Galted wrote:On the subject of Italian films, watched a few Fellini efforts a couple of years back and was staggered to find out that Marcello Mastroianni and Jack Grealish are the same person.

@ PJ, I would hit the nest with a hammer and then run like f*ck.

Galts, yep, never seen Mastroianni at a Villa or Citee game when Jack's been playing or on on the bench which proves it.

Btw, I trust your advice above to PJ relates to the wasps and not Sophia Loren.

I do not believe wasps are signatories to the Geneva convention. If they take up residence in or close to your living areas , I reckon they are fair game. Nuke 'em , I say.

Had a (very much larger) gathering of them built on our front verandah post a few years back. Made going to the front gate a bit nervy. Large can of destructive chemical and a comprehensive spraying after dark did the trick - and left me with even less guilt than Prince Harry in Afghanistan...

alfie wrote:I do not believe wasps are signatories to the Geneva convention. If they take up residence in or close to your living areas , I reckon they are fair game. Nuke 'em , I say.

Had a (very much larger) gathering of them built on our front verandah post a few years back. Made going to the front gate a bit nervy. Large can of destructive chemical and a comprehensive spraying after dark did the trick - and left me with even less guilt than Prince Harry in Afghanistan...

Hopefully Tino's dead again temporarily and didn't read that, he's the Greta Thunberg of the tea society when it comes to crunchy things with wings.