Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by Valero's Conscience Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:54 pm

But Amir is lurking around the corner

by Valero's Conscience Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:55 pm

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
But Amir is lurking around the corner

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58 pm

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
But Amir is lurking around the corner
Doesn't eat pork, he's a Quorn-er

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:00 pm

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom
But Amir is lurking around the corner
Doesn't eat pork, he's a Quorn-er
No pig meat for him, so for whom ?

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:04 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:06 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:13 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:15 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told

by **oxring** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:18 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told
That Khan needs to call for a cabby

We've just hit the 1000th post

by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:21 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told
as to how the king became a caddie.

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:22 pm

Oi'll be floying the flarg of St Paddy
But not in Edinburgh, Laddie
When Khan is out cold
The tale will be told
Of how 'Dudey' showed 'King' who's the daddy

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:26 pm

We've just hit the 1000th post
I think that this must be the most

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:53 pm

We've just hit the 1000th post
I think that this must be the most
Ever submitted

by **oxring** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 1:58 pm

We've just hit the 1000th post
I think that this must be the most
Ever submitted
Wahey! We did it!
And at least 200 weren't gross

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:04 pm

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:06 pm

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:08 pm

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever
His girlfriend, they say

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:09 pm

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever
His girlfriend, they say
Often turned away

by **oxring** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:10 pm

Eighties contender, Mike Weaver
Had a nasty case of trench fever
His girlfriend, they say
Often turned away
Before he could pillage her beaver

[I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes]

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:23 pm

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes

by **oxring** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:31 pm

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes
But a hot cup of tea

by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:32 pm

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes
But a hot cup of tea
and a soothing medley

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:42 pm

I do apologise. I had run out of rhymes
It happens to us all, sometimes
But a hot cup of tea
and a soothing medley
Puts us all back to our rhyming primes

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:10 pm

Roger Mayweather's training abilities

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:13 pm

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:15 pm

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities
His nephews had issues

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:16 pm

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities
His nephews had issues
With underwear and tissues

by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:17 pm

Roger Mayweather's training abilities
Are hampered my mental disabilities
His nephews had issues
With underwear and tissues
but he still has fantastic agilities

by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:19 pm

Gypsy John Fury

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:19 pm

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:21 pm

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly
In fact so burtal

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:22 pm

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly
In fact so burtal
He was known to hurtle

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:24 pm

Gypsy John Fury
Was burtal and burly
In fact so burtal
He was known to hurtle
On Jukebox Jury

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:25 pm

This thread's had over 5000 views

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:25 pm

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28 pm

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews
How d'you know that?

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:29 pm

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews
How d'you know that?
I assumed, that's a fact.

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:30 pm

This thread's had over 5000 views
Of which none have been by any jews
How d'you know that?
I assumed, that's a fact.
I heard it on Israeli news

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:37 pm

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:37 pm

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?

by **Union Cane** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:38 pm

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?
If he's had a tip off

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:42 pm

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?
If he's had a tip off
It's nowt to the rip off

by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50 pm

Is Carl Froch Jewish (the nose)?
Not sure, perhaps his wife knows?
If he's had a tip off
It's nowt to the rip off
I'm only concerned how she blows

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:58 pm

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:59 pm

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola

by John Bloody Wayne Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:00 pm

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola
she then went into rage mode

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:01 pm

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola
she then went into rage mode
Watched her swallow a toad

by Michaels, Sean Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:02 pm

Did you hear Catherine Zita's bi-polar?
She told me while drinking my cola
she then went into rage mode
Watched her swallow a toad
While Douglas fondled his bonar.......

by Guest Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:04 pm

They call me King Sex on the Beach

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