The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 10:50 am

What, now?

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 10:52 am

Yes.

Make it a good one.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 10:54 am

5. Civic

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:02 am

Oh Christ.

Not this again.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:10 am

Missus told me Toby Jones won an oscar! He was nominated for Best Actor in the Golden Globes.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:14 am

Excellent group effort chaps, well played.

Though part of me wanted a random poster from another board to pop up and post something

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:22 am

Notice Adam is around but hasn't wished me happy birthday?

He is so precious.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:23 am

Shah sent me a gift but I haven't opened it.

It is making a ticking sound so I assume it's an alarm clock.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:31 am

It could be a scorpion playing clapsticks?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:32 am

Or a vibrator low on batteries as it has been left on?

by Adam D Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:38 am

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy Happy-birthday-godzilla--large-msg-123196408257

Sorry its late

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:44 am

Adam D wrote:

Sorry its late

Thanks A-Unit.

Would have preferred the picture to be Walking Dead related but I'll take Godzilla.

heart

by Adam D Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:52 am

by **seanmichaels** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 11:56 am

Is Walking Dead your favourite program? I like it but as with all American series' they drag out certain stories too long. Used to love Heroes but couldn't make it through the second series.

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Is Walking Dead your favourite program? I like it but as with all American series' they drag out certain stories too long. Used to love Heroes but couldn't make it through the second series.

Fully agree with this, they always seem to start off well but then stagnate and whole episodes go by with nothing really happening, then certain things start to get annoying (like that woman off Homeland's 'acting' face) and then it just gets ridiculous and disappears up its own rear end.

I did enjoy Boardwalk Empire though.

I also don't like the calling of them as 'seasons', phuck off.

Season finale? Up yer arse.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:11 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Is Walking Dead your favourite program? I like it but as with all American series' they drag out certain stories too long. Used to love Heroes but couldn't make it through the second series.

Game of Thrones is my favourite. I do love Walking Dead as well though.

Game of Thrones is the best thing ever.

SEASON 3 was my favourite so far. Although I loved the SEASON FINALE of SEASON 4.

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:15 pm

by **superflyweight** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:23 pm

Happy Birthday Tina. We have to wait until March before we have our age in common again. Until then, I'll enjoy the sweet fountain of youth without you.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:32 pm

superflyweight wrote:Happy Birthday Tina. We have to wait until March before we have our age in common again. Until then, I'll enjoy the sweet fountain of youth without you.

Thanks Super.

We have so much in common. Age (almost), I might as well be Scottish (thanks Dad), a soaring intellect, phenomenal grasp of the English language, wisdom, charm and, probably, good looks.

If it wasn't for the fact I am considerably funnier than you, I would suggest you were an alias of mine.

by **superflyweight** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:35 pm

That and the fact that your record collection is far too populist for my tastes.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:37 pm

superflyweight wrote:That and the fact that your record collection is far too populist for my tastes.

There is nothing populist about Razorlight and Keane.

by **superflyweight** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:37 pm

I was being polite - I meant "sh1te".

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:40 pm

You know that Runcorn is that much of a sh1th0le when you are claiming to be Scottish to get out of it.

by Rowley Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:41 pm

Superfly is funnier than you Tina. I like you both so can be considered completely objective in saying this. His taste in music is also far more snobby and elitist, and therefore better.

You do seem to wear better sweaters though, superfly's opinions on sweaters is, at this point, unknown.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:43 pm

Rowley wrote:Superfly is funnier than you Tina.

Can't we pretend I am, just for today?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:44 pm

Tino wrote:Can't we pretend I am, just for today?

lol

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:46 pm

rick_dagless wrote:You know that Runcorn is that much of a sh1th0le when you are claiming to be Scottish to get out of it.

My mum was born in Egypt.

That makes me a half Scottish terrorist from a sh*thole in the North West.

It's a miracle I've grown into such a normal adult.

by Rowley Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Superfly is funnier than you Tina.

Can't we pretend I am, just for today?

Happily Tina, I won't go as far as Rick and L*L obviously, but am more than willing to pretend every word that you type is Wildean in its wit and erudition.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:47 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Can't we pretend I am, just for today?

lol

Cheers, Ricko.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:48 pm

Tino wrote:Cheers, Ricko.

I've got your back buddy...

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:53 pm

Tell us a joke, Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:54 pm

Union Cane wrote:Tell us a joke, Tino.

What's white and jumps up and down?

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:54 pm

Don't know?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:56 pm

Come dancing.

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:57 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 12:58 pm

Union Cane wrote:LoL!

Thanks Union!

by Adam D Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:06 pm

After complaining about not getting any birthday wishes, you then talk down my wishes from Godzilla. You then ask for a Walking Dead birthday wish and then dont even acknowledge it.

You are dead to me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:07 pm

Adam D wrote:After complaining about not getting any birthday wishes, you then talk down my wishes from Godzilla. You then ask for a Walking Dead birthday wish and then dont even acknowledge it.

You are dead to me.

Sorry Adam. Sean asked me a question and I can only do one thing at a time. Then I forgot.

Great Walking Dead picture, A-Unit. Much appreciated.

by Adam D Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:14 pm

Make us a cuppa and I will forget about the hurt.

Two sugars and milk.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:16 pm

Sugar in tea? Pahh.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:22 pm

I was going to go into an explanation about the origins of the reasons why we have sugar and milk in tea.

Then I realised that you all probably knew...

Then an idiot came to my desk and a piece of my sould died along with a bit of faith in humanity so did this instead

It is a good job Tino is hilarious otherwise I would be really annoyed.

by Guest Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:I was going to go into an explanation about the origins of the reasons why we have sugar and milk in tea.

Then I realised that you all probably knew...

Then an idiot came to my desk and a piece of my sould died along with a bit of faith in humanity so did this instead

It is a good job Tino is hilarious otherwise I would be really annoyed.

Yeah..it's f*cking disgusting without either

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:28 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
It is a good job Tino is hilarious otherwise I would be really annoyed.

A doctor reaches into his pocket to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some a*shole has my pen!"

I'm here all week.

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:31 pm

by **seanmichaels** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:45 pm

Jimmy Savile's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.

Just what he would have wanted.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:46 pm

I did a great big fart in a lift the other day.

It was wrong on so many levels.

by **superflyweight** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:53 pm

Rowley wrote:Superfly is funnier than you Tina. I like you both so can be considered completely objective in saying this. His taste in music is also far more snobby and elitist, and therefore better.

You do seem to wear better sweaters though, superfly's opinions on sweaters is, at this point, unknown.

By "sweater" I assume you mean "jumper".

Never had cause to wear them really, but in my University days I did regularly sport a second hand (nowadays it would be called "vintage") navy cardigan with white piping on the lapels that had been manufactured out of some weird nylon/wool hybrid by an obscure, perverted, cardigan manufacturer from Germany.

I looked awesome in it.

by Adam D Wed 05 Nov 2014, 1:58 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:Superfly is funnier than you Tina. I like you both so can be considered completely objective in saying this. His taste in music is also far more snobby and elitist, and therefore better.

You do seem to wear better sweaters though, superfly's opinions on sweaters is, at this point, unknown.

By "sweater" I assume you mean "jumper".

Never had cause to wear them really, but in my University days I did regularly sport a second hand (nowadays it would be called "vintage") navy cardigan with white piping on the lapels that had been manufactured out of some weird nylon/wool hybrid by an obscure, perverted, cardigan manufacturer from Germany.

I looked awesome in it.

Mo-Herr?

by **Union Cane** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 2:00 pm

Just found myself on the Grimsby Telegraph website...

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy 78342510

by **superflyweight** Wed 05 Nov 2014, 2:09 pm

Adam D wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:Superfly is funnier than you Tina. I like you both so can be considered completely objective in saying this. His taste in music is also far more snobby and elitist, and therefore better.

You do seem to wear better sweaters though, superfly's opinions on sweaters is, at this point, unknown.

By "sweater" I assume you mean "jumper".

Never had cause to wear them really, but in my University days I did regularly sport a second hand (nowadays it would be called "vintage") navy cardigan with white piping on the lapels that had been manufactured out of some weird nylon/wool hybrid by an obscure, perverted, cardigan manufacturer from Germany.

I looked awesome in it.

Mo-Herr?

That is lovely stuff.

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