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Post by Doon the Water Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:45 pm

The things that you are unlikely to hear on the golf course.

Your starter for ten

Well, I was really lucky there.

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Post by Maverick Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:52 pm

I enjoyed that bogey picked a goodun!

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Post by oldparwin Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:02 pm

Who put that bunker there?

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Post by Thomond Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:05 pm

Steve Williams gets interviewed and claims that it was all his golfer's work. He had no involvement what so ever.

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Post by Nay Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:17 pm

a 3 putt par, another hole safely out the way

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Post by JohnnyH Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:24 pm

Thats a great shot Mr Wonder... Whistle

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Post by Tiler76 Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:43 pm

Get OUT the hole!!

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Post by oldshanker Wed 10 Aug 2011, 5:54 pm

With everyones knowledge of my putting........

That's OK OS, you can have that one.
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Post by Noshankingtonite Wed 10 Aug 2011, 7:27 pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you just cannot beat 5 happy hours on the course following a senior ladies 4-ball thumbsup
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Post by pedro Wed 10 Aug 2011, 7:47 pm

JohnnyH wrote:Thats a great shot Mr Wonder... Whistle
Thank you Mr. Charles.

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Post by JohnnyH Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:06 pm

pedro wrote:
JohnnyH wrote:Thats a great shot Mr Wonder... Whistle
Thank you Mr. Charles.

No problem Stevie....Dont you just love playing at night!... kiss

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Post by Davie Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:12 pm

Not on the golf topic but inspired by the above...

I heard Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles played a tennis match. Then wrote a song about it called "Endless Love"

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Post by Thomond Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:16 pm

We see Tiger Woods on the course he and we wonder which hole is he going to drive into,there are many options on the course right now partuclarly with all these women about.

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Post by Nay Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:40 pm

And the award for best dressed goes to John daly

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Post by Thomond Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:50 pm

Luke Donald wins a major.

Run

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Post by Doon the Water Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:05 pm

...........and who would have believed that in the year 2024 an English man finally repeats Lord Faldo's epic win.

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Post by McLaren Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:03 pm

silence anywhere within 400 yards of Steve Williams.
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Post by oldparwin Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:07 pm

That's another birdie, yes a seagull

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Post by Doon the Water Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:52 am

.....and Poulter is wearing a lovely three piece green tweed suit today.

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Post by Maverick Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:13 am

..... so bubba's been to the barbers nice short back and sides their

..... after the failure of the bubba gump shrimp farming business he decided to try his hand at golf.

.... So after her climax does misses Watson shout Hubba Bubba!!!!!

..... So we see JB Holmes paired with Bubba Watson today who's the longest well it's Elementary my dear Watson say's Holmes as his drive sails by.......

.... Nice to see Hunter Mahan sporting a clean shaven image instead of the hill billy rock chic!

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Post by Lairdy Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:54 am

Here comes Rickie Fowler dressed in all biege.

Nice sensible play there by Mickelson.

...and Lyle runs on to the 18th green to embrace Montgomerie after his sensational Open triumph.

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Post by Faldono1fan Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:58 am

...and Woods finds another fairway.

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Post by Maverick Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:03 am

Nice to see Woods amongst the birdies again and holing out well... Oh and he tees off shortly too...

I hear Darren Clarke will be celebrating his latest win a nice bottle of SPARKLING water....

and Dustin Johnson is Laying UP...

and here's the US Masters winner Scot Hoch..........


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Post by EmmDee57 Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:05 am

Those women playing infront of us are good and not slowing us down at all eh??

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Post by tarka Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:02 pm

This would be a better day out if we brought the women along

I love playing on temporary greens

These Dunlop golf balls are underrated

That greenskeeper you just hit must know you, he is giving you the thumbs up

Fat dan, what kind of cologne is that you are wearing, it smells great

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Post by gaelgowfer Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:06 pm

Male golfer to male golfer ... "shame we can't get more females to play golf".

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Post by drive4show Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:10 pm

A game at Augusta? No thanks, not that bothered really.............

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Post by Noshankingtonite Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:48 pm

Thank you for dropping your guts loudly and simultaneously belching whilst I rammed my six-foot eagle putt 18 feet past the hole....
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Post by oldshanker Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:27 pm

Noshankingtonite wrote:Thank you for dropping your guts loudly and simultaneously belching whilst I rammed my six-foot eagle putt 18 feet past the hole....

That doesn't work NST - I used those exact words only last week! Very Happy

Although there were a few more pithy Anglo Saxon words added on the end and tagged on the beginning. Whistle
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Post by MustPuttBetter Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:01 pm

drive4show wrote:A game at Augusta? No thanks, not that bothered really.............

Ha, good one D4S

How about "and Tiger Woods picks up his 15th major title"...... Whistle
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Post by Doon the Water Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:06 pm

........Mr Trump, would you like to join the village debating society.

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Post by Maverick Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:11 pm

Commentator: Woods hits the fairway.
Woods to caddie: I'm looking left but I can't see the ball
Caddie to Woods:thats because you hit the fairway.
Woods:Fairways whats that..........

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Post by tarka Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:16 am

Tiger, you would look cool as f*** with a dirty little goatee beard

You will get all the burds son

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Post by Lairdy Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48 am

JP - Rory, I really really dont want you to take on this shot. It's a one in a million shot, we are only 3 holes into a major and you will break either your club or your wrist or both.

Rory - Ok JP. Stand to the side a bit and I'll just nudge this out on to the fairway...

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Post by ronin47 Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:35 am

heard in the bar afterwards...

You say it was a little micro-lite plane miles away,
but I know it was the red-arrows practicing,
right above me - on purpose

alright....
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Post by Maverick Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:47 pm

There's no game like golf; you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies

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