Piotr or Caroline?

Two completely different personalities. Two hugely successful sport stories.

Piotr: the obscure Polish footballer who raised to become one of the most regarded tennis coach in modern tennis history.
Caroline: the young sensation who is set to dominate the world’s tennis scene for years to come.

Who would you rather go out with? I can see pros and cons to each option.

A night out with Piotr is more likely to be a great learning opportunity. He’ll probably invite you for dinner at the local favourite Polish restaurant where you will savour the traditional mix of spicy meets, a bowl of Zurek and Kulebiak, all accompanied with limitless vodka and strong brown beer.
The after dinner will most likely be spent at the local sport centre where Piotr will teach you all the secret of the stunning Caroline's technique and how to dramatically improve your own tennis game in a matter of hours.

When going out with Caroline, you should remember she is still a very young girl after all, who enjoys getting boozed up with friends, when free of professional tennis commitments.

You are likely to be invited at the local Tropicana cocktail club where you’ll mix up few Mojitos and Margaritas, before heading out to a trendy night club, where, I promise, you’ll struggle to keep up the rhythm of Caroline’s vibrant dancing style.

I think sexual orientation is going to play a part in this one, though I must say you sound particularly well informed on the details of a night out with Caroline.

Is it too much to ask whetrher you can tell us more?

bogbrush wrote:I think sexual orientation is going to play a part in this one, though I must say you sound particularly well informed on the details of a night out with Caroline.

Is it too much to ask whetrher you can tell us more?

Apologies. Closely guarded secret.

He's right about the drunk part;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtlgEFVH0pA

That wasn't drunkenness, it was a Crime against Humanity for which she should be dragged to The Hague and put on a show trial.

I can see Lydian administering waterboarding on this culprit, how dare she express humour at the expense of the clay hero!!!

Josiah Maiestas wrote:He's right about the drunk part;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtlgEFVH0pA

I believe it's unlikely that she was drunk in the after match conference, unless, for some reasons, she had by accident picked up the Nadal's water bottles in the locker room......

OP - are you "polish ed" man - hence a fraternity with fellow countryman Piotr;

or have you been well polished by someone, hence your coyness when asked to reveal what you know about what Miss Wozniacki does of a night out?

I think we need to know.

bogbrush wrote:That wasn't drunkenness, it was a Crime against Humanity for which she should be dragged to The Hague and put on a show trial.

Love the one whom you love to a certain degree (moderately), perhaps one day he will be someone for whom you have hatred, and hate the one for whom you have hatred to a certain degree (moderately), perhaps one day he will be one whom you love.