You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When...

Your going to the Leicester City game on Saturday and your hoping that Brighton put us over.

I want them to put us over cleanly too, no dodgy referee decisions!!!

Feel free to add your own.

when someone asks you for an answer and in a kaientai funaki voice over.......INDEED

When your engaging in marital relations and you think whether or not the STF is part of the Kama Sutra.

When you see this getting done for 1000th time

Are you a Leicester fan, Shot?

When your friend holds his hand to shake yours but you have to look either side at standerbys as to whether to shake it or not.

you walk into a room as if your just coming through the curtain

I have recently started yoga and it makes me laugh everytime the instructor tells us to move into the Cobra position.

When you start calling people Jobbers instead of using the word idiot!!!

I used a Bobby Heenan quote to my boss yesterday, so yes, I watch too much wrestling!

I once had a teacher who stood up in the middle of the school canteen and proclaimed he was "mis-ter-bob" (name changed to protect identity) whilst pointing to himself in an RVD style. I think it is safe to say he watched too much wrestling!

When you'll only enter a room to your selected music

When you get into an argument with someone and are about to come to blows before you walk off saying "We'll settle this at the pay per view on Sunday".

When you and your best friend get into a fight with another couple of guys and foe no logical reason you backstan your life long friend and side with guys who attacked you in the first place

King Beer wrote:Are you a Leicester fan, Shot?

Yep!!! Interesting to hear what NickisBHAFC has to say about this. I gather from the name, he is a Brighton fan.

And User Name, yeah I know it has been done before but its is such a good thread with so many more ideas.

When you walk into a church and start high fiving all the people sitting in the pews.

When you are at work and discussing who's plan to use you say that you won't use the other guy's because you "won't job to that idiot"...

It is acceptable to run out in public wearing a pair of stonewashed jeans with boots and no shirt...

You find it bizarre that people don't have ponytails and / or copious amounts of facial hair...

You demand people put on "your music" when you walk into a room...

You find logic in TNA

Your work mates hold a retirement party for you and it's all very emotional.

Then you turn up for work the next day expecting a huge pop.

You want to have a stable without having any horses...

you try to stick a "soft" sleeper on your wife and she low blows you with her foot and follows up with a famouser, true story

You see a Bronco Buster as anything other than a sexual manoeuvre...

When you go into Work and announce you need time off because you've lost your smile

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:

King Beer wrote:Are you a Leicester fan, Shot?

Yep!!! Interesting to hear what NickisBHAFC has to say about this. I gather from the name, he is a Brighton fan.

And User Name, yeah I know it has been done before but its is such a good thread with so many more ideas.

I hate you. You ruined my accie.

Leicester done my acca a few weeks ago against Forest, £380, can't fault them though the ref had a mare

I must apologise to the both of you. Gaffer you were right, the ref cost us the Forest game. But we were terrible against Barnsley and didnt deserve a point.

the-gaffer wrote:When you go into Work and announce you need time off because you've lost your smile

Does it count if you just asked to move offices for that reason??

When you get mad your head moves around uncontrolably like Stone Cold's used to...

When your boss is in hospital and you think its alright to attack him in his sick bed

When you over exaggerate the length/height/weight of everything.

Which is why you tell everyone you're 6' 4", 275lbs and have an 18 inch Winkle.

When you say "500" and then repeat it again, only this time in Tony Chimmel's voice.

When you're asked forr your address and you reply "Parts Unknown"

when your shaving and start blading like Ric Flair

You believe the Spineroonie is a legitimate dance move...

The idea of men wearing three bottles of fake tan per appearance seems normal...

You describe people who wear suits as Chris Jericho rip-offs...

You can't walk past a table without thinking "if I power bombed someone onto that, would it break?"...

Walking past a window cleaner at work and getting the urge to "do a JR"...

You have ever referred to breasts as "puppies"...

You don't think it is strange / homoerotic to hear an audience full of grown men shouting "Suck It" and pointing to their crotches...

You see a fat guy at work and comment that he would make a good monster heel

When you go to a job interview and when the would be employer asks you why you'd be the perfect candidate you tell them You're the best there is, best there was and best there ever will be

If you get into a fight and you get punched you then proceed to cut yourself open

when every reply you say to someone ends in "REALLY ?" or "WHAT"

In a proper fight, you decide that raking the back will fell your opponent.

When you get married, you decide to hold the service in the middle of your office and have the ceremony conducted by your boss.

You hit your mum with a steel chair before dinner

You consider perspex to be the toughest substance known to man

When you enter the office running as fast as you can and shake all the chairs as violently as possible

when setting the table you back drop your wife through it .

when you build a 15 foot high cage around your desk in the office

When you take petrol to work and set fire to tables

when you give yourself a work name

When getting an email at work you proceed to stand up in the middle of the office before declaring 'Can I have your attention please I have just recieved an email from the anonymous gm'

When striking up a conversation with a female on a night out you forget where you are & proceed to tell her 'it doesnt matter what your name is' shortly before she goes to introduce herself....

When you see a kid throwing a temper tantrum on the supermarket floor, so you proceed to spear him through the baked beans stand, before he gets the chance to hit an RKO..

When you see someone holding any kind of cheap taccy belt and find the nearest weapon and destroy them before calling for a ref to get the 3 count and the hardcore title!

When you turn on your xbox/ps3 and say to yourself "time to play the game"

When you refer to your work situation people in your office as Jobbers, Mid -card and main eventers

When it's been a few hours since you've finished work and you still have your shirt and tie on with a pair of trackies (like mankind)

when your in the shower and do the Triple H water spit

User Name wrote:

Spoiler:

Me Gusta

Quality

When you see a black man and think, pfft....... your never going to be a world champ!