scotland team to start six nations

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Currently I think that this team should start vs england:

1.Jacobsen
2.Ford
3.E.Murray
4.Richie Gray
5.Jim Hamilton
6.K.Brown
7.John Barclay
8.Ryan Wilson
9.Cusiter
10.Weir
11.Sean Lamont
12.De Luca
13.Ansbro
14.Max Evans
15.Rory Lamont
16.Moray Low
17.Scott Lawson
18.Gilchrist
19.Rennie
20.Blair
21.Leonard
22.Paterson

funnyExiledScot wrote:NO!!!!!!

+1

funnyExiledScot wrote:There are a number of good ways of getting smashed watching Scotland:

- a drink for each time Chunk catches and drops the ball at first receiver

- continuous drinking whilst Mike Blair waits to pass the ball from the base of the ruck (lethal)

- a drink for each sub Robinson introduces on the 60th minute mark

- a drink for each time Morrison runs hard at the opposition and then stops just before making contact (you'll need your stomach pumped after this one)

- a drink for each Sean Lamont offload that hits the deck.


That'll keep you going!

- Every 5th "ball won in opposition 22" for Scotland

- Every time Parks sits in the pocket

- For that matter, every panic attack pass Parks gives [instead of sidestep] when an opposition player flies out of the line

- Every Sean Lamont, Max Evans or back row break that has no supporting runner within 10 metres. Drink twice if it was clearly [and embarrassingly] a pre-planned move e.g. the Kelly-Brown-flies-into-the-lineout-break-which-nobody-expects-even-Scotland move

This could be a thread in its own right. My English friend has been converted to watching Scotland instead if she has to choose because we play similar drinking games and generally have a good josh about it. Everyone else takes their team so seriously though

- Double sized tankers if a scrum half is named match day captain.

Okay I'll stop.

Finish is we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Drink for every time the ball does not get past 12

Drink for every time we have an overlap but decide to kick it aimlessly

Finish for every time Cussiter gets charged down

Drink for every time we get into a ruck and pass the ball to a standing still prop who flops down behind the original ruck

Drink for every time we make a poor team look good, and then have to listen to them being world class

I like this game

Yeah or every time we win a game and we have to listen to commentary about the other team being p*** poor that day...

Riskysports wrote:Finish is we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Drink for every time the ball does not get past 12

Drink for every time we have an overlap but decide to kick it aimlessly

Finish for every time Cussiter gets charged down

Drink for every time we get into a ruck and pass the ball to a standing still prop who flops down behind the original ruck

Drink for every time we make a poor team look good, and then have to listen to them being world class

I like this game

- Drink two fingers for every time we are patronised by Inverdale.

- Drink three fingers for every time you see Austin Healey in a silly scarf.

- Down your drink if Jiffy shouts "gotta go left".

- Down your drink and your mate's drink if Andy Nichol stops being one-eyed for two full minutes.

We'd be battered in no time.