Bus-stop bandit

After a late night altercation with a Stella-fulled moron at a bus stop, I started thinking what finisher from the world of sports-entertainment I'd most like to use to settle a fight. I came to the conclusion that, as unlikely as it would be, a properly executed Pedigree would top the charts, based both on aesthetics and hellaciousness.

So my question for the board is this: what finisher would you most like to use to win a fight, and why?

The Spear.

Pretty much unblockable and totally unexpected.

Pedigree would be class. I'd love to hit an RKO on someone out of nowhere.

I've used a Tazzmission on someone in fight.

Y I - But would that be appreciated by the general public? It might just look like a rugby-tackle. Unless you chanted "Spear, spear, spear".....

King Beer - did you follow it up with a belly-to-back suplex?

A Stone Cold Stunner would be awesome to do to someone, especially if you did follow up with some trash talk to the guy on the ground.

F5 anyone?

More seriously the RKO would be great, especially if you followed it up with the punt to the skull!

Totally agree with the Stunner; especially if the precursor was getting in the guy's face and shouting "WHAT"?

King Beer wrote:I've used a Tazzmission on someone in fight.

This.

I thinks its safe to say we've all used a big show style knock out punch in a fight. In my youth I once speared someone through a phone box, hard to tell who was worse off after since we were both in A&E. FUing someone on a car would look good.

I've always felt a cobra would be the best way to finish a fight.

Often, me and my friend at work will often discuss the Sweet Chin Music and how it can be hit out of anywhere. I think that I would take a step back like I was going to walk away and then just plant my size 13 under his chin.

Unfortunately for my mate, I was showing him how I execute my brogue kick the other day, except I botched it and hit him square in the side of the head

If it is at a late night bus stop, how about the Worm? Doing it over old kebab pieces, urine, and sick. Lovely.

If you are being serious about doing it, then you will need a move that is quick, powerful and easily executed by us mere mortals (plus bearing in mind the bloke you are doing it to is not going to make it easy for you to set up a move). In that case I would do either a Clothesline from Hell or a Sweet Chin Music. Both of which I am pretty sure I could pull off.

............Or a variation of Tajiri's Green Mist.....the Yellow Puke.

I think the only one you could do without looking a complete moron would be Big Show's knock out punch

Stone cold stunner for me !

Brady12 wrote:I think the only one you could do without looking a complete moron would be Big Show's knock out punch

You would only look a complete moron if it doesn't work and the other guy clobbers you

Frankly I would turn round and say make peace not war.

I think some of the easy submission moves would probably be effective, maybe a cross face?

I would suggest the Airplane Spin followed by a Mandible Claw.

You might look silly, but you'll win the fight

I do take that most of this is fantasy fighting, to do an rko on someone in a fight it would require the other guy to jump with it, or as with the stunner falling on their knees

duck underneath a punch and then Hit them with a rock bottom

You could probably pull off the Superkick without looking like a moron. (Unless you decided to "tune up the band" beforehand....then you would definitely look like a moron.)

Chokeslam I'd imagine could be devastating, because unlike an RKO or a stunner, you aren't also taking some of the brunt of the move. You just stand and plant them. Obviously the physics of lifting a drunk, angry, man by the throat in reality may prove the undoing of this plan.

I think the stink face or bronco buster.

But then again this may just lead to receiving more beatings!!

Theoretically, if your opponent is bent over or on his knees, could you use the bus stop pole to swing around and land a 619?

Because that would probably be the greatest thing I'd ever witness.

A Bubba Bomb would be highly effective

It'd be impossible to execute an RKO, Stunner, Chokeslam or anything which involves shifting someone from a vertical base, they'd just be a deadweight and totally no sell! I wouldnt go down if someone tried RKO'ing or Stunnering me, i'd just push them off.

Im more inclined to bite someone, grab their bollox and punch them in the throat. Far more effective!

Im more inclined to bite someone, grab their bollox and punch them in the throat. Far more effective!

I hear this is set to be Brodus clay new unblockable finisher - until Heath slater returns and makes use of his lack of testicular fortitude

can't believe no one has mentioned the big boot followed by the big leg drop.

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