The Boxing Christmas Turkey thread

[trottb]

Merry Christmas, Shah, Tophat and Mikey.

The only other guys that I can see on the boxing forum today.

[ShahenshahG]

Morning mate! Merry Christmas. Whats keeping you on - at work as well?

[trottb]

Yeah mate, have you had to chase off any Gypsy scum yet?

[ShahenshahG]

Na, its been dead - seems even they are out celebrating christmas

[trottb]

Probably boozed up and fighting, theft is a bit later on the agenda.

To imitate Christmas as best possible here are some cracking christmas cracker jokes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!

[ShahenshahG]

Probably boozed up and fighting, theft is a bit later on the agenda.

To imitate Christmas as best possible here are some cracking christmas cracker jokes.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!

Its the only bird that gives verbal instruction on how to eat it, Unless you take chickens clucking to mean plucking. Gods gift I think


Why is Santa at the jobcentre?

Because he's got the sack.

Why was santa uncomfortable when sitting on his gifts?

Because he had piles.

[trottb]

Its the only bird that gives verbal instruction on how to eat it, Unless you take chickens clucking to mean plucking. Gods gift I think

Some people in Bristol think it is giving you a different instruction altogether....

[Golbaboy]

Merry Christmas chaps.. my first post might as well do it on Christmas day when it is quite..

[TopHat24/7]

Haha thanks Trott! Promised myself I wouldn't check in today but Xmas with just you your mum n your dad is about as entertaining as a Jonny Nelson fight!

[ShahenshahG]

Welcome to the board Golbaboy, and merry christmas to you and tophat.

[ShahenshahG]

Alex, Chris and GG - What are your excuses for being on here?

[trottb]

That's a very good question Shah!!

I wonder if Santa let Alex out of the closet?

Merry Christmas Alex, Chris, Dass and GG.

Any christmas cracker jokes would be greatly appreciated.

[AlexHuckerby]

Came on for a minute, came back on just now, everyones watching Christmas movies, so dull...

[ONETWOFOREVER]

Merry xmas everyone and a happy new year that will no doubt see the NEW WORLD ORDER step up its plan for GLOBAL TAKE OVER.

[Solerina]

Hi Guys...Merry Christmas to you

I've just come on to say that I watched the Christmas Strictly, earlier (dare I mention that show, on here, again?).

Anyway, just wanted to let you know that we have a boxer that can dance...Barry McGuigan!!

He was really good...he did a very complicated quickstep...and received 10 from two of the judges.

He'd be a great competitor if he trained for the main series.

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Welcome to v2 Golbaboy

[EdWoodjr]

Just read in Boxing News that Fraudley has called Tarver out.

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