I'll stand by you

Are you a Nadal fangilrl, confused and a little scared in a world dominated by legions of cunning Fed's diciples?

Are you regularly abused and slapped silly like my friend HE?

Do you sometimes feel like the whole world is going against you and the admins and moderators just turn their back on each and every time and don't listen?

Are you reasonably young (17-28 yes old), with at least a hint of resemblance to Maria Sharapova (not the spinster kind of fan, to make things straight).

Well, you should now that I, Polish man, am willing to defend you and fight on your side.

(Feel free to PM me, I won't mind......)

Polished_man

Can I take it that....nothing I confess, would make you love me less?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Polished_man

Can I take it that....nothing I confess, would make you love me less?

Yes, but only if you are really really similar to Maria Sharapova.......

polished_man wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Polished_man

Can I take it that....nothing I confess, would make you love me less?

Yes, but only if you are really really similar to Maria Sharapova.......

Hmmmmm, maybe if I shaved more often....

Polished Man, way to get creative for dating opportunities. This ranks right up their with attending sex addiction classes and visiting women serving long term prison sentences.

Think I know why polished_man is usually busy on week nights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_5pjXEOJoc

Socal mate, your in depth expertise in all love matters is absolutely invaluable!

socal1976 wrote:Polished Man, way to get creative for dating opportunities. This ranks right up their with attending sex addiction classes and visiting women serving long term prison sentences.

Yep, those always worked for me.

I defer to you PM the cyber casanova

Romantic post of the year! Well done and very predatory in a cute way.

If only Wooffie was still on the forum......

PM: Congratulations for adding male chauvinism to misogynism as a feature of this forum

I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

Good thinking NITB

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

YOU ASSUME TOO MUCH!!!

Josiah Maiestas wrote:

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

YOU ASSUME TOO MUCH!!!

PLUS!!!
They can bots play tennis. I mean you can't ask for more....come on!

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

I'm not sure what your trying to imply but I dont think I like it...

hawkeye wrote:

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

I'm not sure what your trying to imply but I dont think I like it...

Why, you want Polished Madn all to yourself? You should've said so... I was only tryin' to bail you out, she's yours PM !

noleisthebest wrote:

hawkeye wrote:

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

I'm not sure what your trying to imply but I dont think I like it...

Why, you want Polished Madn all to yourself? You should've said so... I was only tryin' to bail you out, she's yours PM !

nolisthebest

You know very well what I meant and it had nothing to do with polished_man...

BTW unlike moderators who think its perfectly acceptable for certain Murray fans to threaten other innocent 606v2 posters wih violence polished_man at least had the courage to say that it was wrong.

hawkeye wrote:

noleisthebest wrote:

hawkeye wrote:

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

I'm not sure what your trying to imply but I dont think I like it...

Why, you want Polished Madn all to yourself? You should've said so... I was only tryin' to bail you out, she's yours PM !

nolisthebest

You know very well what I meant and it had nothing to do with polished_man...

BTW unlike moderators who think its perfectly acceptable for certain Murray fans to threaten other innocent 606v2 posters wih violence polished_man at least had the courage to say that it was wrong.

What did you mean?

I've seen no threats from any fans? Unless you've had private messages.

noleisthebest wrote:I hear Navratilova and King are Nadal fans. Martina's blonde like Maria, and King...well she lives in the US like Maria...those are profound similarities you cannot deny.

I have never been a great fan of bdsm

But, if you really want to know, I'll be more than happy to consider Chris Evert, for her I would be prepared to make an exception

Man, you're nasty.

Take me with you...

Jahu wrote:Man, you're nasty.

Take me with you...

No,I am a good boy. Anyway, I'll take you, as long as you are a Sharapova lookalike.....