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Post by Legend Tue 22 Mar 2011, 4:13 pm

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The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...

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Post by Legend Wed 11 May 2011, 3:41 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas'
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Wed 11 May 2011, 3:48 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head

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Post by Legend Wed 11 May 2011, 3:49 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 12 May 2011, 8:30 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he

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Post by Legend Thu 12 May 2011, 9:00 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 12 May 2011, 11:27 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms

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Post by Legend Thu 12 May 2011, 12:03 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 12 May 2011, 1:16 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a

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Post by Legend Thu 12 May 2011, 1:24 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 12 May 2011, 3:09 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher

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Post by Legend Thu 12 May 2011, 3:47 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 12 May 2011, 3:55 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays

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Post by Legend Thu 12 May 2011, 3:56 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore,
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 12 May 2011, 4:11 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I

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Post by Legend Thu 12 May 2011, 4:15 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Fri 13 May 2011, 9:30 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend

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Post by The Galveston Giant Fri 13 May 2011, 5:57 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 16 May 2011, 9:37 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to

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Post by The Galveston Giant Mon 16 May 2011, 9:38 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 16 May 2011, 9:42 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your

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Post by The Galveston Giant Mon 16 May 2011, 9:47 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 16 May 2011, 10:35 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes

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Post by The Galveston Giant Mon 16 May 2011, 1:48 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Mon 16 May 2011, 2:31 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed

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Post by The Galveston Giant Tue 17 May 2011, 9:12 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs
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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Tue 17 May 2011, 10:38 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble

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Post by The Galveston Giant Tue 17 May 2011, 12:55 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them.
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Post by Legend Fri 20 May 2011, 6:09 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I
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Post by The Galveston Giant Tue 24 May 2011, 1:49 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes
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Post by Legend Tue 24 May 2011, 8:09 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder
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Post by The Galveston Giant Wed 25 May 2011, 12:22 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where
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Post by Legend Wed 25 May 2011, 5:47 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little
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Post by Pal Joey Wed 08 Jun 2011, 2:02 am

Re: The One Word Story

by Legend on Thu May 26, 2011 2:17 am
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Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles

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Post by MustPuttBetter Wed 08 Jun 2011, 10:31 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt
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Post by Crimey Wed 08 Jun 2011, 11:20 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their

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Post by Legend Wed 08 Jun 2011, 4:08 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching
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Post by Pal Joey Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:06 pm

Re: The One Word Story

by Legend Yesterday at 12:38 am
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Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques

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Post by Legend Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:15 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from
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Post by The Galveston Giant Fri 17 Jun 2011, 3:21 pm


Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious
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Post by Pal Joey Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:36 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as

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Post by The Galveston Giant Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:54 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as i
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Post by Pal Joey Sun 19 Jun 2011, 8:04 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am

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Post by marcellus wallace Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:18 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay




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Post by Pal Joey Sun 19 Jun 2011, 11:11 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as


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Post by The Galveston Giant Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a
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Post by Pal Joey Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:30 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink

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Post by marcellus wallace Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:47 pm

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo

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Post by Pal Joey Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:59 am

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery.

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Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively
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Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I

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