The One Word Story

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The first person says a word and then the next person follows on with another word of their own. It carries on like that, but try to use punctuation at times to prevent it from not making sense. Get it? Well I hope so because I can't be bothered to explain any more. Just make sure you include the rest of the story so far along with your word...

Once...

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.

Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his ass awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog demands

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog demands he

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog demands he isn't

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog demands he isn't willing

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog demands he isn't willing to

Once and for all Jason made love and wiped tomato and olives from his slimy binoculars. He cringed at the sight of the mess contained within his bath-tub and forced and forced and forced and forced and happy thanksgiving pilgrims to set jelly on their navels. Time to play hopscotch naked, strapped to a egg mayonnaise sandwich covered head to nipples in baked beans and creamy, whipped cream smelling dog faeceswhich tasted wierd.

When the missus said "Watch my mother's kumquat!" You have come very...well. Right, so when that shoots it's load duck! I want head woman... or I'll bite.

Meanwhile at headquarters pixies were shooting children aimlessly whilst discussing jealousy amongst other mysterious species. Elfs appear only twice in every millenia because they have wierd ears.

Fornication between elves is frowned upon, because antifreeze affects their windscreen. Therefore, cillit-bang is used to lubricate firemen within elves' pyjamas and Bras. Unfortunately, if frogs contaminate nuclear cars Mini-Babybels, then pandemonium erupts causing purple headed broccolis to sprout gigantic breasts which are flammable because termites love atomic kitten and hardcore eruptions that produce Brimstone figurines.

Jason recovered his sense of decorum and decided to attend Miss Elizabeth's party hoping to get her underwear on. Macho Man Randy Savage decided to look at her baps motor-boating across the lovely Stephanie McMahon's 34DD's which caused his banana to expand abnormally, forcing his trousers right open. All for one and one for Seventeen tangerines partying.Despite attempts to destroy kaleidoscopes Inventor's pantaloons, Triple H flexed insulating biceps at unexpecting Warrior's tassels whilst looking upon HBK's manhood. Normally, one flicks their bogies perpendicular to their erection however in this case sweating profusely all night, Shawn twisted his donkey awkwardly, tearing a 50 page pamphlet in two.

At midnight on a stormy Autumn Tuesday, a lamp-post flickered off menacingly causing panic and diarrhoea across continents. Then, without warning thousands of Tatsus awesomely snogged women while JoMo stood furiously, but fapped his porksword around Batista who botched life. Exacerbation ocurred when rabid badgers bit everybody's basketballs but also snorted salt off dirty hookers who panicked while mice nibbled upon their hoovers.

Following the dreadful abomination, many lepers danced furiously and chewed toes whilst poking sailors. However, mastication for hours resulted in massacres of Melina's slaves resulting in blisters on their eyebrows. Prior to 1989, many jellyfish were exterminated when monkeys humped their ears twice, which affected the taste drastically.

Many flamingos attempt backlips every fifteen seconds despite controversial use of stem-cells which Al Qaeda then used to obliterate denim.

Totalitarian democracy infuriates Chinese foot soldiers' daughters, as this makes their hair suck eggs from hens uvulas. Occasionally George Bush licks Tony Atlas' head, but he greases palms for a crafty butcher on Thursdays. Therefore, I would recommend Head and shoulders to smooth your silky pubes before crazed crabs nibble them. I sometimes wonder where little mandibles adopt their retching techniques from, curious as I am gay as a pink dildo battery. Alternatively, I masturbate Monday's and Fridays but only because my dog demands he isn't willing to.

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