Angelina Love

A semi-serious article here.

(Haha, semi...)

What I would like to know, is why do so many people have a crush on Angelina Love?

Maybe i'm getting old, but over the top fake chesticles and make up applied with a shovel doesn't exactly get me going!

Opinions of Angelina Love? Is she so beautiful you wish she was your wife? Or is she a trogladite who you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole?

I may touch her with my 10ft pole... but in all seriousness she is vile.

I'd definitely bang her but I don't fancy her.

Not my liking, MANgelina Love can step out of the way of Velvet Sky!

She looks like a heroin addict.

I would, for sh|ts and giggles.

King Beer wrote:She looks like a heroin addict.

cheap date at least

Shes packing more heat than Chyna, I wouldn't pump her

Can't wait for the Angelina Love / Jeff Hardy sex tape.

Which one's the man?

Which one's the crack whore?

It just be a gay porn with the 'stars' on meth (i'm not for one minute suggesting they take meth because they are gay tho - GLAAD)

dont do that to me lol, i thought Mr Smokewheel had turned up!

I'm GLAAD i'm not gay.

MY GOD WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?

I'm (a fan of) GLAAD, i'm not gay.

By Gawd he's split in half

"In that very ring..."

Hahaha touchè mate

I wouldnt go anywhere near her, now winter or velvet sky would be a completely different matter

She just looks like shes hoaching of aids

I'd still nob her if I'd had a few

She does look pure filth.

Like she'd do anything for an 8-ball.

I have to be honest, I don't think any of us, if we were single, would really turn down the advances of Angelina Love.

I've boned dirtier skanks than her when I've been sober.

Poor mans Maryse, but you all know you would if she begged.

Good god, I just looked her age up on Wikipedia, she's only 29! That's shocking. She looks about 40.

The Rocks Microphone wrote:Poor mans Maryse, but you all know you would if she begged.

I love the fact this is your first ever post!

Davieswasacrippledtart wrote:

The Rocks Microphone wrote:Poor mans Maryse, but you all know you would if she begged.

I love the fact this is your first ever post!

Diving right into the gritty issues!

Welcome to the board Rocks Microphone

thanks crippledtart, sometimes less is more.

she is a very gritty issue

I'd say she's more scabby than gritty Rocks.

And she's 29?!?!

Christ she's the same as I'll be in a few weeks

My friend once said to me that he couldn't decide whether she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or the ugliest! lol

Sara wrote:My friend once said to me that he couldn't decide whether she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or the ugliest! lol

I've thought the exact same thing before!

Lately though she's leaning more towards the latter!

Given half the chance, I'd be up to my nuts in her guts.

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:I'd say she's more scabby than gritty Rocks.

And she's 29?!?!

Christ she's the same as I'll be in a few weeks

unless she turns thirty in the next fortnight

I'd smash her. I'd have no problems with it. I think she's kinda hot.

Perfect Jack wrote:I'd smash her. I'd have no problems with it. I think she's kinda hot.

Ditto

Legend wrote:

Perfect Jack wrote:I'd smash her. I'd have no problems with it. I think she's kinda hot.

Ditto

You're a smart man Legend.

Velvet Sky any day

she is hot hot

Already have...
Next??

Velvet Sky is 10000000000000000x better looking Angelina - I want a team called the Beautiful Person.

She looks riddled :boak:

she looks like an aids riddled tramp

but in all honestey I would screw her brains out for no other reason than to urine off a pakistani kid, who we all know and love


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSmokewheel!

I used to like her when she looked like her Wiki page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelina_Love

But i agree she has drastically gone down hill in my estimations and i much prefer Velvet Sky

Can I just check what my options are here. I thought they were:
a) nob Angelina Love
or
b) don't nob Angelina Love

But it now appears there is a c) nob Velvet Sky.

I would choose c) as my first option, with a) as my second option.

I'm slightly embarrassed admitting this, but I'd eschew all three options in favour of d) nob Madison Rayne.

I like Madison Rayne too

shes a bit curvier and a screamer. And we all like screamers!

I even like her face despite the fact it looks like plastic.

Which reminds me, does anyone else think Vickie Guerrero looks a bit like Michael Macintyre?

Davieswasacrippledtart wrote:I even like her face despite the fact it looks like plastic.

And melted plastic at that

I would most definately give her 1 - but only to get Winters number off her phone when she fell asleep

it takes more than 30 seconds to get her to fall asleep.....