Scrum V

BBC Wales' premier rugby round-up programme rendered unwatchable by Holley and his Wernham Hogg nonsense talk.

Cheers Sean, top job, again.

I can't stand this guy, at the O's he spent 3 seasons getting his face on camera at every possible opportunity, then even as coach he spent more time in front of the camera at half time than his boys!!!

Now he's landed his dream job I don't think I'll bother with scrum V when he's boring the screen into submission!!!

Yep. Never played the game. An abysmal failure as a coach. Despised by those (particularly NZers who knew their stuff) that had to play under him.

Now we're subjected to his verbal bum-gravy via our TV screens.

Love the way he's claiming Easterby must be the guy who's invented 'disruption' play, compliment him enough and he may give you a job!

Holley in 'Ospreys will try to put things right next time' gem!!!

I think Jiffy may actually kill him before this episode is over.

You've noticed the looks too then?!

Holley will be missing from the studio when they cut back. They'll just be carrying a body bag out in the background.

Holley is the plonker!!

Easterby introduces back row play to Scarlets, Wales show they produce top coaches!!

Who are you trying to get to employ you Sean???

This has gone too far now, I can't listen to what they are saying. I'm fantasising about a sniper's laser dot tracing its way across Holley's forehead...

So Wales players will be thinking about the lions tour, and will have since the Aus tests.

It may be some players last chance,

Oh and maybe some of the ones who make will have been talked about on the show.

WHAT A GENIUS!

I'm going to tweet ScrumV - get someone on there who has more rugby knowledge than Holley. Like my nan. Who thinks Barry John is still playing.

Where's Kingsley? - by far the best pundit on Scrum V.

Interesting. I think Howley's a good anaylst/commentator, maybe he should stay away from punditry.

I generally don't mind Holley, but it is his 'aint' I clever' twinkle inhis eye after ever dodged question that does my head in. That said I aint sure if he is a bad as Non Evans.

Also anyone notice they didn't bother to mention RGC's first match (which they won). I appreciate it is only low level stuff but it may well have been worth a mention at some point.

Just to confirm, Casartelli has nothing personal against Holley, I'm sure he's a great bloke, fine family man etc.

But, he has no credentials whatsoever to make any comment on the game of rugby football.

Casartelli has every episode of House, MD, on DVD, but it doesn't qualify me to go and lecture medical students.

Even though Casartelli would be good at it.

The whole program is awful. Not a single pundit will speak against the grain. It's all a giant love in! I watched the clips of the games but I found myself fast forwarding threw the nonsense of the panel. I like jiffy but it's just the same old stuff week in week out.

Casartelli wrote:Just to confirm, Casartelli has nothing personal against Holley, I'm sure he's a great bloke, fine family man etc.

But, he has no credentials whatsoever to make any comment on the game of rugby football.

Casartelli has every episode of House, MD, on DVD, but it doesn't qualify me to go and lecture medical students.

Even though Casartelli would be good at it.

Only 9 (thats NINE) years coaching at the Ospreys........ yep thats more training and studying that whats need to become a doctor

Mr F you make me larf, you certainly are very qualified in some things

Hi FHF, how's things?

Just for you (and any other closet Holley fans out there) - here's the link to his website;

http://www.seanholley.co.uk/

Therein you will find links to his own online TV and radio channels. 'SHTV' and 'SH Radio'.

I SH you not.

Having followed the above link to seanholley.blah blah... I can only conclude that he has some extreme form of narcism. Could be an interesting test case for some psychiatrist out there. Such astonishing need for self promotion must indicate a deep insecurity.

Hey at least Holley was not up himself enough to be on that 'Time Of Our Lives' thing on ITV. That mupper Lewis just made himself seem even worse.

I SH you not.

LOL x 10.

I'd rather Guscot on there than Holley

ScarletSpiderman wrote:Hey at least Holley was not up himself enough to be on that 'Time Of Our Lives' thing on ITV. That mupper Lewis just made himself seem even worse.

Maybe not such a muppet given that the wru generates more profit and turnover than all other rugby nations except for france and england, which is quite an achievement when you consider the size of the welsh economy and its population compared to other nations.

Casartelli wrote:Hi FHF, how's things?

Just for you (and any other closet Holley fans out there) - here's the link to his website;

http://www.seanholley.co.uk/

Therein you will find links to his own online TV and radio channels. 'SHTV' and 'SH Radio'.

I SH you not.

hahahahaha class

Right, no-one is ever allowed to slag off Brand Haskell without at least commenting on SeanHolley.com

Out of interest did anyone else notice the double standards those muppets used last night. Thing don't look that bad in Ospreylia now that they have that win under their belts, however everything is looking bad for the Dragons they have only one win in three. , ok not those exact words, but that gist.

ScarletSpiderman wrote:Out of interest did anyone else notice the double standards those muppets used last night. Thing don't look that bad in Ospreylia now that they have that win under their belts, however everything is looking bad for the Dragons they have only one win in three. , ok not those exact words, but that gist.

I noticed.

Should definitely be the other way round. Expectations of the dragons will always be low early season ospreys invariably high to through the roof.

I love the fact that there's a news article on www.seanholley.co.uk about "Why does Jon Davies wear a scrum cap?"!!! Ground breaking article!

The man is a numphty!

So why does he wear the scrum cap? And more importantly why was Fussel wearing one on friday?

ScarletSpiderman wrote:So why does he wear the scrum cap? And more importantly why was Fussel wearing one on friday?

I cant say why unfortunately, I think the article would be too groundbreaking and technical for me to take in, so I didn't even attempt it!

Once Jiffy finish the charity bike ride in the US of A he will be back on scrumV Holley will be out of a job again.

flyhalffactory wrote:

Casartelli wrote:Just to confirm, Casartelli has nothing personal against Holley, I'm sure he's a great bloke, fine family man etc.

But, he has no credentials whatsoever to make any comment on the game of rugby football.

Casartelli has every episode of House, MD, on DVD, but it doesn't qualify me to go and lecture medical students.

Even though Casartelli would be good at it.

Only 9 (thats NINE) years coaching at the Ospreys........ yep thats more training and studying that whats need to become a doctor

Mr F you make me larf, you certainly are very qualified in some things

Well, enough to be a CT3 or maybe 4. A doctor but still with years of training left to go and practically no decision making power especially if anyone even vaguely senior is within phonecall

"Yeah Tommy Bowe is the ultimate finisher, but Tom James did well aswell."

Holleys mouth, Sept 12.