tna impact spoilers for 28/4

Impact opens with Karen and Jeff Jarrett coming out. Karen demands all the Knockouts come out as she is sure one of them was Kurt Angle's mistress. She goes down the Knockouts one by one and comes down to Velvet Sky. She rips apart Sky, who goes to slap Karen but Jeff ends up taking the slap. Winter and Angelina Love go after Velvet...

*Angelina Love defeated Velvet Sky via submission when Sky passed out to a Love submission. Love was doing the trance deal where nothing hurt her when Sky was on the offense.

*Anarquia defeated Chris Sabin. Mexican America worked over Sabin until the returning Alex Shelley made the save. Mexican America noted they were going to celebrate Cinco del Mayo next week.

*Gunner defeated Christopher Daniels.

*Backstage Sting destroys Mr. Anderson's truck and leaves his bat in the windshield before leaving.

*Crimson vs. Samoa Joe ended in a no contest when Abyss attacked Crimson and laid him out with a Black Hole Slam.

*New TNA Knockouts champion Mickie James cuts a promo dedicating her title win t the fans and thanks them for their support.

*TNA champion Sting defeated Bully Ray and Mr. Anderson. Great match with all three getting a decent amount of offense in. Bully Ray played his ultra heel great in this match. Bully used a steel pipe on Sting after a ref bump. AJ Styles came out and attacked Ray. Sting used the pipe on Ray and scored the pin.

Xplosion:

*Tommy Dreamer & Devon & Eric Young & Orlando Jordan defeated The British Invasion & Rob Terry & Murphy.


if someone has put this up let me know and ill delete it

Sounds like a fairly poor show IMO.
Wheres RVD, Hogan, Bischoff, Beer Money, Kazarian, Flair, Hardy, Angle, Morgan, Pope?

fernando wrote:*Backstage Sting destroys Mr. Anderson's truck and leaves his bat in the windshield before leaving.

Next week, Stone Cold Ken Anderson drives a monster truck over Sting's rental car!

Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to Impact is War!

whats happened to Winter?

She's tied up in my flat.

She's joined your collection?

Who else you got?

Daffney
Bridget Regan
Hayley Williams
Yvonne Strahovsky
Amanda Righetti

...and a few randoms.

:spank:

I heard you got Desmond Wolfe too

You got Chelsea DT? Cos I'm kinda needing her back. It was only a loan remember.

He just dropped off Chelsea.

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:You got Chelsea DT? Cos I'm kinda needing her back. It was only a loan remember.

You need to organise to pick her up again...I'm too busy with the rest to make these arrangements.

It's okay, Stone Cold Ken Anderson is gonna pick her up in his truck.

Then he said something about an asshole.

British Invasion teaming with Immortal members? If I remember rightly didn't Douglas Williams screw Immortal?

Crimson v Samoa Joe could have been a decent match up but yet again Immortal detroy the match.

Hogan, Bischoff, Russo .. Please go away

None of this stuff happened.