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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble FC Swag - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

*backtracks out of this topic

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:Marky = my biatch

I won 3-0, then you won 3-1, then you won 3-0. All with me as Crawley and you as Bournemouth, with a ratings advantage on all your players. Then you quit before we could finish the season.

I had an off night I admit, but you beating me doesn't make you better than me.

It's like saying Bradford City are better than Arsenal because they won.

I think Cherry went fishing last night and caught himself a Marky.

Alternatively Marky went fishing and caught himself a Hero...

#MockOutrage

Or that Marky is swiftly backtracking on a post where he got owned by Cherry?
#mockoutragedontthinkso

It was mock outrage, minus a smiley. Get over it and get back on the lav

Corinthians are the Brazilian version of Stoke, and they're outplaying Chelsea. So much more desire in the Corinthians players though.

In fairness, the CWC is the definition of a mickey mouse competition.

This Emerson loves a roll doesnt he?

You're kidding right? It's only Europe who don't take it seriously, just like it's only England who don't take the Europa League seriously. They should, because everyone else does.

Thats because the CL is the pinnacle of the club football, not some 2 week holiday midseason to play a few teams well below your standard and the SA representative in some distant part of the world.

And they still couldn't win

Lets be honest, that was pretty half arsed from Chelsea

Afro there is someone on the Prem Discussion Thread who doesn't think Fellaini is talented

I mean I respect the opinion, but its retarded

Afternoon all

Hero, as of after January I'll do either injuries and lawyers or results. I wouldn't have results up till Tuesday evening though, whichever you'd prefer me to do.

Olly wrote:Afro there is someone on the Prem Discussion Thread who doesn't think Fellaini is talented

I mean I respect the opinion, but its retarded

Everyone is entitled to their opinion even if they are wrong.

One things for sure and that is that he was really stupid yesterday and deserves the 3 game ban that should be coming his way. #lettheteamdown

Joey Barton believes he should get a nine game ban as it was three separate offences worth three games each

Easily two of those three offences should be punished by a 3 game ban, the headbutt and the punch, the elbow was barely anything.

Nice to see Winston Reid getting some credit, he has been immense all season.

This game is rivaling Reading vs Norwich as the worst game of the season I have watched

You all love us.

Barton also said that he expects Fellaini to be offloaded to a French team soon too

Barton = a stupid mug, a moronic thug, a cancer in the game.

Fellaini = supremely talented, out of character tussle

I know who's more talented, richer, has better hair and is more respected in the game. And he ain't named after a baby Kangaroo.

Gutted we dropped two points tonight, we had enough chances to win three games

We miss Yacob so much, he really does make our midfield tick. Hope he's back at Christmas.

I quite like Joey Barton #controversial

onlytreblewinners wrote:I quite like Joey Barton #controversial

There's something about him that makes people interested certainly. He has that serial killeresque magnetism.

He has nothing of the sort. I'd deck him, spit on him, then stand there and watch him tweet about how hard done by he is. He's a stain on the beautiful game, and he could not be in a better place than France. They're welcome to him.

onlytreblewinners wrote:I quite like Joey Barton #controversial

#slightlygay

Azzy, I'm not gay.

I just unlike you believe in giving footballers a chance. Something you clearly fail to understand.

My tactics for Fellaini this week coming:

Anyone comes near you, have em, roundhouses, uppercuts, shoryukens and go supersaiyan on their candyasses, I want fatalities!

My tactics next time I play Fellaini:

If he comes anywhere near you, go down like you've been shot, clutching face, screaming, crying.

They'll be crying after the Belgian Beast has finished with them.

Ibra has just entered the Pepe school of stamping

Mighty how many chances has that idiot been given? Time after time and he still lets himself down, he is so lucky in the position he is takes it for granted. I would do anything to be a professional Footballer at any level. Now he's trying to be an eloquent speaker on Twitter, no you're still a vile disgusting piece of poop.

I sold some gays at Computer Exchange they gave me until December 22nd 3012 till my voucher runs out. What happens if I want to use my voucher after that date, they never used to have that policy before. Is it just my local CEX that smells of stale urine, dog Poopie, used tampons and the people that go there are the lowest of the low and are probably selling a nicked Nintendo Wii to fund thier crack habit. An why do all the employees look like satatn worshipping, wrist slitting, drug taking, acne faced zombies with no soul or character?

If you can't use your voucher in the next 1000 years, you lose it. Best get thinking what you want.

CEX is a nasty place but has dirt cheap stuff, I've been using Amazon much more now though and trading in at ASDA.

Luckily for me I know what I'm getting Resident Evil 6, play that during Christmas but what about the poor fools that take ages to decide. You know the ones that take ages what to have on their subway and waste my time in the que.

Graffiti from a soft play area in Crawley I went to today with the kids, class.

Spoiler:

Marky wrote:Graffiti from a soft play area in Crawley I went to today with the kids, class.

Spoiler:

That was you, wasn't it?

The Special Juan wrote:

Marky wrote:Graffiti from a soft play area in Crawley I went to today with the kids, class.

Spoiler:

That was you, wasn't it?

I wish I was that creative...

Benteke

onlytreblewinners wrote:Azzy, I'm not gay.

I just unlike you believe in giving footballers a chance. Something you clearly fail to understand.

You "like" Joey Barton. That's gay.

As for giving him a chance, he's had far more than he deserves. He should have been given a prison sentence for the eye incident, a 38-game ban for his antics last season, not to mention all the other stupid things he's done. While Robbie Savage was a rubbish player, and is a massive div, I respect his opinion far more than Barton's, who should not be allowed to play our game.

A massive div lol not heard that for a while

We clearly don't talk about Robbie Savage enough then Fan

Last day for voting, then tomorrow is last results of the year

Are we doing Lawyers this week? Thought we could have one each, chosen by us, as a Christmas present.

Savage is a nob, nuff said

What ya make of Benteke on Sat then

Skrtel Agger

ooops forgot

Liverpool

Benteke was a handful again, we keep saying the same thing week after week. This is why he's overtaken the £18m Romelu Lukaku in the Belgium team. He's a fantastic player, and links well with Weimann.

Weimann coming onto a really good game, the two combine really well..

Hope we can hold onto the pair as they could be Villas strike partnership for a good few years.

I've been impressed with Weimann every time I have seen him this season.

I don't know whether he plays like that every week, and maybe I have just seen his decent games, but he looks like a really good player.

Benteke is a beast. The first time I really noticed how good he was, was in the Wales-Belgium game. He looks a class signing by Lambert and could be what keeps you out of trouble.

definately, look very good, back 3 were good as well and hopefully even better when Vlaar comes back

Lambert took a lot of stick with his signings but he is beginning to be proved right in most of them, Westwood and Lowton coming good as well

Morning guys, internet is not working so I'm using my fantastic phone to communicate with you bad boys. I won't be able to comment much today if internet is not sorted and I'll probably have to do my voting when I get home tonight. Xxxxxx

P.S I love you Azzy can't wait to spend our first Christmas together. Xxxxxx

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning guys, internet is not working so I'm using my fantastic phone to communicate with you bad boys. I won't be able to comment much today if internet is not sorted and I'll probably have to do my voting when I get home tonight. Xxxxxx

P.S I love you Azzy can't wait to spend our first Christmas together. Xxxxxx

Surprised you worked out how to do that, did you have ask ZZZ first?

Morning one and all, I am free of the lurgy!

As it is Christmas, I am open to cash offers on all my players

VivaPaulScholes wrote:P.S I love you Azzy can't wait to spend our first Christmas together. Xxxxxx

You too baby, the last two months have been the best of my life xxxxx

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:P.S I love you Azzy can't wait to spend our first Christmas together. Xxxxxx

You too baby, the last two months have been the best of my life xxxxx

Especially compared to your encounters on old 606