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morning

Chelsea 2 (1)v 1(1) Swansea 3 - 2 Agg

Bradford 0(0) v 2(2) Aston Villa 0 - 4 Agg

Villa 2 -1 Chelsea Final

Villa Win the cup

GSC wrote:Sterlings signed a 5 year deal at Liverpool worth 30k a week. Sort of like looting the Titanic while it sinks.

He's worth more than that to Liverpool, it's a great bit of business for them. I'd fire his agent if I was him though.

Morning all, my lad's off sick today so I'll be off attending him. Might not be on so much.

not good, whats up?

He's boiling hot, but the thermo says 'cool', and this morning he threw up water. Lots and lots of water. All over me

Saw this just now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/20785231

Absolutely gutted, Clem is an Albion legend and on top of Ronnie Wallwork's spell inside, I'm starting to worry about our former players. Clearly leaving Albion is soul-destroying!

how old is he? it may just be end of term sickness, you know Skivitis

He's 3.5, and when I told him he couldn't go to nursery this morning, he threw the remote control at my face, then had a gigantic paddy. Which was followed by a massive coughing fit. Serves him right

Have watched the new episode of Peppa Pig five times now. It only came on at 815 this morning

Sounds familiar Azzy. I have Thomas the Tank Engines and Jake and the Neverland Pirates that I have watched more times than Star Wars.

I'm glad my two have moved on from those type of shows now and are onto stuff like Turtles, Ben 10 and Thundercats.

They'll soon be onto 2 girls 1 cup, and XXX Porn. Awww so cute

Olly wrote:They'll soon be onto 2 girls 1 cup, and XXX Porn. Awww so cute

Only if I forget to clear history on my computer.

every time me and Vic leave the living room they change it to 601, we caught Jaymes(8) watching babestation one night, was funny trying to get out of that one lol

Fan Gilhaus wrote:every time me and Vic leave the living room they change it to 601, we caught Jaymes(8) watching babestation one night, was funny trying to get out of that one lol

My father in law had one of those embarrassing moments recently, when he was telling me in a quiet corner of a family gathering "I can't believe they've changed the channel number for Gay Rabbit". Sadly for him, the entire room had stopped talking at that point

My two have found those stations, they thought it was hilarious. They're now pin-locked.

lol, Jaymes actually asked if you can get 'gay rabbits' lol

I've had that embarassing moment when my mother walked into the room and there was a rather attractive women giving a man a cheeky blow on the computer screen. That was rather awkward, at least I wasn't having a tommy tank

Olly

Lucky for me, I've never had anything like that happen to me. There was the time I snapped my banjo string, does anyone want to hear that story?

Lawyers are up in the Christmas Lawyers thread

sodhat wrote:Lawyers are up in the Christmas Lawyers thread

Well done mate, and Merry Christmas to you

No takers on my banjo string story,shame, it's pretty funny in hindsight...

Does anyone want Sylvain Distin?

I want to recover the 3m I laid out on him though.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:Lawyers are up in the Christmas Lawyers thread

Well done mate, and Merry Christmas to you

No takers on my banjo string story,shame, it's pretty funny in hindsight...

It sounds like something involving Olly's family.

Predictions for the CL draw. Who will United, Arsenal and Celtic all get?

The closest guess gets to re enact Azzy's banjo string story

Viva felt like eating a hot dog???

Am i right azzy?

Arsenal will get Barcelona. I bet you all Sylvain Distin for 3m.

Man utd vs Milan
Barca vs Arsenal
Bayern vs Celtic

nadeem2099 wrote:Viva felt like eating a hot dog???

Am i right azzy?

If you are right, you get to re-enact it. Are you sure you want to be doing that?

Basically, it snapped while I was on the job. Blood EVERYWHERE. After nearly passing out, getting through the nausea, then realising how much trouble I was in, I got my hysterical girlfriend to drive me to the hospital. Which was tough, because she'd only ever driven an automatic before and had to drive my manual. So with bleeding cockerel in hand, I gave her a driving lesson on the way

Then when we got to the hospital, the homeless guy outside gave me a look of utter pity

When we got inside, the nurse asked me what had happened. I was holding my cockerel and blood was streaming down my leg - what did she think had happened, it got stuck in the vacuum?

So I tell her 'we were having you-know-what, and my banjo string snapped'.

The nurse pauses for a minute, then says 'why ere you playing the banjo during sex?'

It only went downhill after that.

United will get Porto
Arsenal will get PSG
Celtic will get Schalke

How do they fix the banjo string?

Did you get a cast? Did people sign it?

They said they were going to introduce a legend and then Steve McManaman came on stage?

Who wants to play a Christmassy version of Sheep? We've received flood warnings ("aye good ain") so I'm stuck in the house today. Questions up about 12.

BigFellasAfro wrote:They said they were going to introduce a legend and then Steve McManaman came on stage?

Best English export for a long time though...

I'll play TSJ. I have no work.

Galatasaray v Schalke
Celtic v Juve
Arsenal v Bayern
Shahktar v Dortmund
Milan v Barcelona
Real v United

Shaktar v dortmund has the potential to be tie of round so far

Valencia v PSG

Porto v Malaga

There's always next year.

What a game it'll be.

Ronaldo up against Rafael

At last! Real Madrid vs man utd will finally happen. Time to call Redondo out of retirement to destroy man utd again!

it wont happen its the end of the world tomro.

sodhat wrote:How do they fix the banjo string?

Did you get a cast? Did people sign it?

They don't fix it, you just have to get used to it. I wasn't allowed to have you-know-what for3 months!

No cast, but when the doctor examined it, he asked me if I'd mind a trainee doctor joining him. I said no, and the 'doctor' was a seriously fit blond with massive bazongas. And my cockerel was bleeding everywhere, what an impression to make

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:How do they fix the banjo string?

Did you get a cast? Did people sign it?

They don't fix it, you just have to get used to it. I wasn't allowed to have you-know-what for3 months!

No cast, but when the doctor examined it, he asked me if I'd mind a trainee doctor joining him. I said no, and the 'doctor' was a seriously fit blond with massive bazongas. And my cockerel was bleeding everywhere, what an impression to make

Sounds like a horrible, horrible, porn film.

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:How do they fix the banjo string?

Did you get a cast? Did people sign it?

They don't fix it, you just have to get used to it. I wasn't allowed to have you-know-what for3 months!

No cast, but when the doctor examined it, he asked me if I'd mind a trainee doctor joining him. I said no, and the 'doctor' was a seriously fit blond with massive bazongas. And my cockerel was bleeding everywhere, what an impression to make

Sounds like a horrible, horrible, porn film.

It wasn't great, every time I had a whizz there was blood in it, for about a month! Makes you reconsider your techniques in the sack, I can tell you.

The Lord of The Banjo Strings

Starring Azzy Mahmood
With guest appearances by Katie Price and Susan Boyle

What has been everyones favourite discussion topic of the year?

From memory there are some that stand out:

5ive
Duck sized horses
Azzy's ball shaving salon
Whether the title was in Man Utd's hands or not
Wilshere>Peak Scholes

Has to be a toss up between the duck sized horses due to the level of detail Viva went into and Zidane's just pure stubborness to admit he was wrong on the in Utd's hands on the title.

Hero wrote:Zidane's just pure stubborness to admit he was wrong on the in Utd's hands on the title.

I wish I'd been here for that

It was at the point where there was a few games left and Utd were 6 points ahead and had played one game more but there was still the derby to take place so if City won the derby and their game in hand it would be equal on points.
My point was that it was in both their hands still as both still could win it based on what they did, he had none of it.

I need a left back, as back up to Monreal. Anyone got one?

Hero wrote:It was at the point where there was a few games left and Utd were 6 points ahead and had played one game more but there was still the derby to take place so if City won the derby and their game in hand it would be equal on points.
My point was that it was in both their hands still as both still could win it based on what they did, he had none of it.

It went on for ages

Just like the Gerrard argument, and then the Wilshere>Scholes argument.

All of them had one factor in common...

tempted to sell Clichy for good offer