Things you wouldn't want to hear from your cornermen during a fight!!!

"Jeez he's looking sharp tonight"......"I thought you brought the stool and water"........"I didn't know he was a southpaw".......

All things I'd probably not want to hear......

Trainer: "It's his last amateur fight before he follows his heart across the Atlantic. He is gonna be raging".

Chief second: "Just hit him in those moobs. They are 52 inches. You can't miss".

Still 52 inches now.......because I was too quick!!

"Try punching him.."

"You are insured aren't you??"

jammin wrote:"Try punching him.."

That really made me laugh, wasn't it you with the brilliant 'Adriennnnne' answer in sheep too??

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:"I thought you brought the stool and water"

Potentially the worst right there Truss, depending on what you meant by stool.

As long as he brought the VASELINE!!!

The last fight I had in the blue oyster....he remembered to bring that!!

"How are those steroids working for you right now?" - Whilst HBO is filming...

"I need you to throw punches" - I've heard this far too many times and considering this is the sport that, suprisingly, punches are thrown... I've no idea why it's being said to a boxer?!

TopHat24/7 wrote:

jammin wrote:"Try punching him.."

That really made me laugh, wasn't it you with the brilliant 'Adriennnnne' answer in sheep too??

Lol yes, but that was entirely unintentional! Been a while since I made an appearance....hope you fine fellows are well!

"Do you like my new haircut.....does it suit me???"

This used to be Tommy Morrison's gum shield.......

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:As long as he brought the VASELINE!!!

The last fight I had in the blue oyster....he remembered to bring that!!

God damn! haha.

Also, Truss, I've meant to ask for a while... what exactly is the Blue Oyster? I seen people mention if on here and on the BBC boards before, but it escapes me!

seanmichaels wrote:This used to be Tommy Morrison's gum shield.......

I actually spat my coffee out laughing in the office when I read this!

Famous club from Police Academy. For lads who like each others company ... with leather

"ooooh, blood. Gross"

School Project wrote:what exactly is the Blue Oyster?

The Beefster's local. They do a great Village People tribute night which gets Truss on the dance floor.

Got to hand it to you Sean (At the blue oyster if you like!!)

That was a classic..............

"This reminds me of the time I was in Duk koo kim's corner"

"I love you...I want you to hold me"

You did remember to put the sponsor's name on the soles of your boots?

You're ray Leonard, you 're losing the unification fight with Thomas hearns.. Angelo Dundee, utters the immortal line 'when this is over, you're blowing me son, you 're blowing me'

shocking..........

And a man who frequents the blue oyster isn't easily shocked

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the sign of God – and in the face of this company – to join together this man (Nods at Nikolai Valuev) and this man (nods at you) in holy matrimony

Rather you than me

"You do realize that you win by avoiding punches, right?"

"Your eyes look like sadness."

can i introduce your new second... Gordy

"okay paulie, your 11 rounds down, but ALL you need to do is KO this iron chinned SOB"

"hit the one in the middle"

"i aint gotta clueee"

BTW, Tommy's got Aids.

"Do ya think my bum looks big in this"

"Ricky, your winning this by a country mile mate..."