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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble FC Swag - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

It's in the lightest of terms physical assault yes, but it's still a grown man kicking a minor whilst prone on the floor.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Olly wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:It was a hypothetical. If it's United vs City, at Old Trafford, and Tevez needs the ball back off some kid, of course he'd assault the kid to get the ball back into play with 1min to go. Worth a 3 game ban if Aguero can nick the goal to win the league!

I'm sorry but that would never ever happen. #headsgone

Quoting Adrian Durham nonsense #nocredibility

I knew you'd pick up on that

Hero wrote:It's in the lightest of terms physical assault yes, but it's still a grown man kicking a minor whilst prone on the floor.

Does a 17 year old count as a minor?

He was hardly "prone" on the floor. He's chucked himself on top of the ball and then started rolling around like he's been shot in the ribs.

Part I liked the most was the ball boy sat up, and then started laying down holding his ribs again! It was like some imaginary ghost gave him a little poke again!

I tell you what though, that dude must be loving life this morning

A kick to the ribs has gained him 40,000 twitter followers already, he's probably strolling around Swansea like a hero, and his club made it to the final.

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:It's in the lightest of terms physical assault yes, but it's still a grown man kicking a minor whilst prone on the floor.

Does a 17 year old count as a minor?

Yes in the eyes of the law they are still considered a minor until 18, though they can still be charged with offences such as murder/r*** as an adult.

Olly wrote:He was hardly "prone" on the floor. He's chucked himself on top of the ball and then started rolling around like he's been shot in the ribs.

Prone:Lying flat, esp. face downward or on the stomach

Okay the dictionary definition doesn't have 'on top of a football trying to waste time' but he was prone.

Hero wrote:

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:It's in the lightest of terms physical assault yes, but it's still a grown man kicking a minor whilst prone on the floor.

Does a 17 year old count as a minor?

Yes in the eyes of the law they are still considered a minor until 18, though they can still be charged with offences such as murder/r*** as an adult.

Well that football didn't look like it was underneath him consensually. Did anyone hear it say "yes"?

I think Hazard is a hero. He was saving that football from being violated by a Welsh teenager.

Lads, we're starting a Realistic League next week. Some of you are already signed up - is there anyone else who hasn't signed up that would like to be a part of it?

Nah.

Okay. Anyone else? Cherries?

I would Azzy, but I am so lazy that I generally forget to do more than one league thing at a time.

Well it shouldn't be overly time consuming Soddy - the initial bit building your team, weekly voting you can do just with scores and scorers, tactics you can repeat each week...15mins needed each day I reckon. I do understand the one league at a time thing though, it can get confusing!

The Elite League wasn't supposed to be time consuming either (and it wasn't really) but I just found myself missing deadlines and neglecting the team.

onlytreblewinners wrote:Viva, I've been here six

But I've been here constantly, you've quitted many times before.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:Viva, I've been here six

But I've been here constantly, you've quitted many times before.

If we look at games managed have managed more games.

What is up dawgs!

Hazard deserves a ban and fine and so does the ball boy.

That ball boy was found on twitter last night, he got some abuse, I weighed in too for poops & giggles.

Did you see the ball boys tweet one hour before the match? Anyone?

Hazard should be banned, he kicked a child.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:Viva, I've been here six

But I've been here constantly, you've quitted many times before.

If we look at games managed have managed more games.

No chance mate. You go anywhere, they know me more than they know you. Go ask Hodgey, AVFC, Kamran, GioDosDallas, YTL, Leicester, anyone and I assure you they know me.

I heard about it, saying he was there to timewaste. Hazard will be banned, but 17 isn't a child. Immediately after the game Talksport were so amped up with hyperbole on the whole thing it made it sound like he'd gone into a nursery class and started kicking out indiscriminately at kids.

Mighty im not saying you're not known, im saying that I have played more matches then you because you quit many times. I agree that you have been on here longer then me.


An to be honest I would never use them managers as a reference they are some of the most boring managers ever, all they talk about is football. The first thing I look at when I join a league is the managers and if I can have a laigh or joke with them. Managing and playing the game comea second.

Yeah, he twetted #time #wasting # tactics
Didnt realise he was 17. his twitter pic looks like some douchebag 14 year old wanna be welsh gangsta

hazard is a modern day hero

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Yeah, he twetted #time #wasting # tactics
Didnt realise he was 17. his twitter pic looks like some douchebag 14 year old wanna be welsh gangsta

So Cherries then?

Mighty im not saying you're not known, im saying that I have played more matches then you because you quit many times. I agree that you have been on here longer then me.

An to be honest I would never use them managers as a reference they are some of the most boring managers ever, all they talk about is football. The first thing I look at when I join a league is the managers and if I can have a laigh or joke with them. Managing and playing the game comea second.

I think we can all agree before I died & was reincarnated in my current form I made a name for myself, maybe not in the best manor but i was probs more known that both put together lol, *thats an over statement*
Also, I join back in beeb days with Gio & his league. Sure both Viva & Mighty were there before me so you guys have played a lot of games.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Mighty im not saying you're not known, im saying that I have played more matches then you because you quit many times. I agree that you have been on here longer then me.


An to be honest I would never use them managers as a reference they are some of the most boring managers ever, all they talk about is football. The first thing I look at when I join a league is the managers and if I can have a laigh or joke with them. Managing and playing the game comea second.

I bet that's wrong. I've played four matches a week before in four separate leagues, you've only ever been in one league.

And we should stop detracting from the topic of football.

I think all you guys were on 606v1 before me...of all of you, Viva is the name that stands out as the true stalwart. Unflinching in the face of never actually winning anything.

So many managers I miss. Ronny was my favourite, he was my first co-manager - we used to leave so many random bids on people's pages, whoever was running the league then wasn't very happy

Ronny was funny. You and him Azzy as co managers were like the Chuckle Brothers

Mighty you must have forgot that I was in 9 leagues at one point and they played two matches per week.

Zidane you were only in the gio league.

I remember me and Ronny spoke in a fake made up language and scared nick into not selling bale for 40m lol

Zidane you were only in the Gio league.

I know. I said you guys have played more games then me. I just made the point that before my reincarnation I was more widely known, but then I realised that wasn't the point of this discussion so hey ho.

Viva, you get the torrents working on the tablet?

Lemmings today anyone? I'll co-ordinate...

I'll play if you're doing it Azzy

Haven't asked him yet Zidane. I downloaded a song on there for my phone, now I havr another option yo download from. Thank you. You truly are the god of Android.

How'd you play lemmings?

LEMMINGS: the player with the fewest points wins!

Answers to me by 1400:

1. Name an England manager post-Bobby Robson
2. Name a boxer who beat Muhammad Ali
3. Name one of the four teletubbies
4. Choose one of these numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5
5. Who is the most over-rated Norwich City footballer (current)
6. Name someone who has won Strictly Come Dancing
7. Name a mountain range in the UK
8. Name someone who has played James Bond

Incorrect answers, such as "1= Azzy", won't be counted.

Not part of the league as of yet - but have MP'd my answers

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Mighty im not saying you're not known, im saying that I have played more matches then you because you quit many times. I agree that you have been on here longer then me.


An to be honest I would never use them managers as a reference they are some of the most boring managers ever, all they talk about is football. The first thing I look at when I join a league is the managers and if I can have a laigh or joke with them. Managing and playing the game comea second.

So Viva, if you could join an 8 team league with the managers of your choice, past or present, who would be the other 7?

LEMMINGS: the player with the fewest points wins!

Answers to me by 1400:

1. Name a full-time England manager post-Bobby Robson
2. Name a boxer who beat Muhammad Ali
3. Name one of the four Teletubbies
4. Choose one of these numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5
5. Who is the most over-rated Norwich City footballer (current)
6. Name someone who has won Strictly Come Dancing
7. Name a mountain range in the UK
8. Name someone who has played James Bond

Incorrect answers will be given 5 points.

5 MINUTE WARNING

LEMMINGS: the player with the fewest points wins!

Answers to me by 1400:

1. Name a full-time England manager post-Bobby Robson
2. Name a boxer who beat Muhammad Ali
3. Name one of the four Teletubbies
4. Choose one of these numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5
5. Who is the most over-rated Norwich City footballer (current)
6. Name someone who has won Strictly Come Dancing
7. Name a mountain range in the UK
8. Name someone who has played James Bond

Incorrect answers will be given 5 points.

2 minutes guys, get your Lemmings scores in! 8 people so far, where's Viva / Zebs / Trebs? Come on guys!

I just got back from lunch, busy eating lol

1. Name an England manager post-Bobby Robson

5 - Wrong answer - El Dios
3 - Sven Goran Eriksson - Olly, Marky, Gregers
2 - Terry Venables - Azzy, Soddy
1 - Kevin Keegan - Cherries
1 - Graham Taylor - Afro

2. Name a boxer who beat Muhammad Ali

3 - Ken Norton - El Dios, Afro, Gregers
2 - Leon Spinks - Azzy, Cherries
2 - Joe Frazier - Olly, Marky
1 - Trevor Berbick - Soddy

Leaders:
8 - El Dios
7 - Gregers
5 - Olly, Marky
4 - Afro, Azzy
3 - Cherries, Soddy

BOOOM working at Molineux on saturday. Dont even know who wolves are playing lol

3. Name one of the four teletubbies

4 - Dipsy - Azzy, Olly, El Dios, Afro
3 - Po - Soddy, Marky, Gregers
1 - La la - Cherries

Leaders:

12 - El Dios
10 - Gregers
9 - Olly
8 - Azzy, Afro, Marky
6 - Soddy
4 - Cherries

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:BOOOM working at Molineux on saturday. Dont even know who wolves are playing lol

They're away to Hull

4. Choose one of these numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5

4 - 1 - Olly, Cherries, Afro, Marky
2 - 5 - Soddy, Gregers
1 - 4 - El Dios
1 - 2 - Azzy

Leaders:
13 - Olly, El Dios
12 - Afro, Marky, Gregers
9 - Azzy
8 - Cherries, Soddy