Norwich City

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Stadium: Carra Rd
Manager: Olly
Budget: £0 million
Squad Size: To be confirmed

Squad:

Goalkeepers: (3)
John "Big John" Ruddy
Mark "Sticky" Bunn
Jed "Driving" Steer

Defenders: (8)
Russell "Norfolk Cafu" Martin
Steven "Stevo" Whittaker
Sebastien "Rock" Bassong
Michael "Slippy slingy" Turner
Ron "Dutch Terminator" Vlaar
Javier "Paella" Garrido - On loan
Ben "Sheep Shagger" Davies
Brede "Norweigen Tank" Hangeland

Midfielders: (12)
Bradley "Butcher" Johnson
Jonny "Hunky" Howson
David "Foxy Baby" Fox
Alexander "Tetteymeister" Tettey
Andrew "F*cking Poopie" Surman
Robert "Sexy Scotsman" Snodgrass
Anthony "Pilks" Pilkington
Elliott "Elliott" Bennett "runs down wing for me"
Wesley "Hoola-Hoop" Hoolahan
Liam "Briddy, Brid, Brid" Bridutt
William "Buckeye" Buckley
Marco Van "Winkel" Ginkel - Release clause of £16 million

Strikers: (4)
Simeon "Simmo" Jackson
Luciano "Feeder club number 4" Becchio
Kei "Cracking beard" Kamara
Ricky van Wolfs "big" winkel - Release clause of £17.5 million

Sponsorship/Monies from the powers above
£7.5m up front from Mecca Bingo
£1 million participation bonus week 1
£1 million participation bonus week 2

Transfers in
Ricky Van Wolfswinkel from Sporting Lisbon for £12 million
Liam Bridcutt from Brighton for £2 million
Ben Davies from Swansea for £2.3 million
Brede Hangeland from Fulham for £8.5 million
Ron Vlaar from Aston Villa for £3 million + Ryan Bennett
William Buckley from Brighton for £3.5 million
Marco Van Ginkel from Vitesse for £10.5 million

Transfers Out
Lee Camp to releases for 550K
Grant Holt to Swansea for £6.5 million - yes you have read that correctly
Leon Barnett to releases for 900K
Marc Tierney to releases for 400K

no
1) You have 4.5m
2) I don't wanna sell
3) Telling me to put a price is a bad idea
4) So bad that it's gunna be 15m

3.45m and you can have him want a round number

Odem the Olly - as I've got an offer elsewhere for him to be used in

Nar it's ok - i'm gna go for someone else
Odem is my lifeline - not many Right wingers in the prem are as good as him - and once he starts playing again he will start scoring goals for Wba.

What do you want for Tetley Tea?

Well he'd be my first backup behind Capoue/Huddlestone so I don't want to break the bank. Would you do something like:

Sidwell + Kasami + Richardson
=
Tettey + Hoolahan + Pilkington

No worries, saw it is two losses and a gain if I'm honest. You up for doing a deal involving backups? Fancy mixing my squad a bit.

Test of faith.

£5m for Wes Hoolahan
ENQ

No chance?

CF wannabe.

Not intrested in Surman now. Looking at better.
Wouldnt have been a deal anyway really rate Long

depends how much you want for them...

Ricky Van Wolfswinkel
17.5m

#releaseclausesftw