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sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Stupid Arsenal not scoring an equaliser cost me the win! That and my shameful pick against my own team.

Glad to beat Stoke though. I really hate Jon Walters and Tony Pulis.

You hear Pulis after the game? Moaning that Carroll pulled Shawcross down before the goal, when Shawcross quite clearly bundled Carroll over.

Pulis is such a Kumquat. Cannot stand him at all.

Shawcross did the exact same in the first game at Upton Park. All over Carroll, all match. Nothing was done about it and he has the cheek to complain that we were physical with his side?

Forget not the Fellaini incident where Shawcross man handled him all game and Fellaini got banned for reacting

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Stupid Arsenal not scoring an equaliser cost me the win! That and my shameful pick against my own team.

Glad to beat Stoke though. I really hate Jon Walters and Tony Pulis.

You hear Pulis after the game? Moaning that Carroll pulled Shawcross down before the goal, when Shawcross quite clearly bundled Carroll over.

Pulis is such a Kumquat. Cannot stand him at all.

Shawcross did the exact same in the first game at Upton Park. All over Carroll, all match. Nothing was done about it and he has the cheek to complain that we were physical with his side?

As soon as Stoke come up against a team that can defend set pieces and aerially pretty well they are rendered useless.

seep answers please

I think we should write a EuroDivision letter to Tony Pulis. How's about we all chip in a line, I'll type it up and send it to Stoke:

Dear Mr Pulis,

I am writing on behalf of the 12 managers in the 606v2 EuroDivision fake managerial online football game, on a matter we feel very strongly about.

Every Monday morning we discuss the footballing stories of the weekend - how class Michael Carrick is, how funny Arsenal losing is, how much of a kumquat Rafael Benitexz is etc - but it seems that every week we also discuss your good self. We thought you might be interested to hear some of our deliberations.

Someone write the next paragraph, if we get a half-decent letter I can post it by 4pm

You can write tactics, you just can't post them

Huh what?

1. A scorer in the Premier League this weekend?

Shinji Kagawa - 7
Sodhat
Afro
GSC
Cherries
Zinedine
Marky
Olly

Gareth Bale - 1
Azzy


Sodhat -7
Afro - 7
GSC - 7
Cherries - 7
Zinedine - 7
Marky - 7
Olly - 7
Azzy - 1

Can anyone believe that Arsenal decided to play the high line/offside trap against Spurs yesterday?

Not being funny you learn as a school boy that when the opposition have pacey players who could get in behind you drop deeper so the Keeper can sweep up any through balls. Arsenal's defending really is beyond the joke and has been for many years.

Dear Mr Pulis,

I am writing on behalf of the 12 managers in the 606v2 EuroDivision fake managerial online football game, on a matter we feel very strongly about.

Every Monday morning we discuss the footballing stories of the weekend - how class Michael Carrick is, how funny Arsenal losing is, how much of a kumquat Rafael Benitexz is etc - but it seems that every week we also discuss your good self. We thought you might be interested to hear some of our deliberations.

You Frak up at bournemouth which your Poopie style of hoof ball you Kumquat, for Frak sake caps are wierd and you cant manage for Poopie, Frak off

2. A British celebrity reality TV show?

Big Brother - 3
Azzy
Cherries
Marky

I'm a celebrity - 3
Sodhat
GSC
Zinedine

Strictly Come Dancing - 1
Afro

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night takeaway - 1
Olly

Sodhat -10
GSC - 10
Cherries - 10
Zinedine - 10
Marky - 10
Olly - 8
Afro - 8
Azzy - 4

3. A breakfast cereal?

Cornflakes - 5
Azzy
Cherries
Marky
Sodhat
Zinedine

Frosties - 1
Olly

Rice Krispies - 1
Afro

Honey Nut Cheerios - 1
GSC

Sodhat -15
Cherries - 15
Zinedine - 15
Marky - 15
GSC - 11
Olly - 9
Afro - 9
Azzy - 9

4. Something you do just before you go to bed

Teeth - 4
Azzy
Cherries
Zinedine
Afro

Shower - 1
Olly

Read - 1
Sodhat

Masturbate - 1
Marky

Your mother - 1
GSC

Cherries - 19
Zinedine - 19
Sodhat -16
Marky - 16
Afro - 13
Azzy - 13
GSC - 12
Olly - 10

I can't believe the same amount of people went for masturbate as did for read.

5. Something you can see, but you can't touch

The Sun - 3
Olly
Zinedine
Afro

The Sky - 2
Marky
Sodhat

MC Hammer - 2
Azzy
GSC

Time - 1
Cherries

Zinedine - 22
Cherries - 20
Sodhat -18
Marky - 18
Afro - 16
Azzy - 15
GSC - 14
Olly - 13

sodhat wrote:I can't believe the same amount of people went for masturbate as did for read.

If you hadn't lied, you and Marky would have got twice as many points

MC Hammer quality

The band with T question will mess em up

you can touch the freaking sun, itll jyst burn your hand off, jizzus

I won't deny one activity is far more frequent before sleep than the other.

cherriesfna wrote:you can touch the freaking sun, itll jyst burn your hand off, jizzus

It is physically impossible to touch the Sun

6. A band beginning with the letter T

Take That - 5
Azzy
GSC
Sodhat
Afro
Cherries

Temptations - 1
Zinedine

Ting Tings - 1
Olly

TLC - 1
Marky


Cherries - 25
Zinedine - 23
Sodhat -23
Afro - 21
Azzy - 20
GSC - 19
Marky - 19
Olly - 14

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:you can touch the freaking sun, itll jyst burn your hand off, jizzus

It is physically impossible to touch the Sun

in super heat proof armour it isnt

I guess you lot were all j1zzing over Shinji Kagawa this morning then...

Typical that a topical question like that comes up and I've not been here to see who's being talked about

GSC

Olly wrote:Can anyone believe that Arsenal decided to play the high line/offside trap against Spurs yesterday?

Not being funny you learn as a school boy that when the opposition have pacey players who could get in behind you drop deeper so the Keeper can sweep up any through balls. Arsenal's defending really is beyond the joke and has been for many years.

Indeed. Arsenal got pace abused, I've now learned how to stop it happening, turns out I know more about football than Arsene Wenger

cherriesfna wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:you can touch the freaking sun, itll jyst burn your hand off, jizzus

It is physically impossible to touch the Sun

in super heat proof armour it isnt

But then surely you aren't touching the Sun, the armour is touching the Sun. You are touching the armour

7. Something you might leave running

Bath - 2
Zinedine
Marky

Tap - 2
Azzy
Afro

Car - 1
Sodhat

Fridge - 1
GSC

Kettle - 1
Olly

Water - 1
Cherries

Cherries - 26
Zinedine - 25
Sodhat -24
Afro - 23
Azzy - 22
Marky - 21
GSC - 20
Olly - 15

u better not screw me up FA cup quarter finals

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Olly wrote:Can anyone believe that Arsenal decided to play the high line/offside trap against Spurs yesterday?

Not being funny you learn as a school boy that when the opposition have pacey players who could get in behind you drop deeper so the Keeper can sweep up any through balls. Arsenal's defending really is beyond the joke and has been for many years.

Indeed. Arsenal got pace abused, I've now learned how to stop it happening, turns out I know more about football than Arsene Wenger

It especially won't work when you have the truck that is Mertesacker playing.

Seriously this Steve Bould was brought in to make Arsenal's defence more solid but its just as crap as it always was.

I'm beginning to wonder whether Wenger is living off the defence George Graham built and a couple of fluke signings.

8. A team in the FA Cup quarter finals

Man Utd - 6
Zinedine
Marky
Azzy
Afro
Sodhat
Cherries


Everton - 1
GSC

Barnsley - 1
Olly


Cherries - 32
Zinedine - 31
Sodhat -30
Afro - 29
Azzy - 28
Marky - 27
GSC - 21
Olly - 16

So well done to supporter of the perennial losers, AFC Bournemouth
Finally something to cheer about for Cherries

im finally won something , i am your king

Take That

AHHH poop!!! I got a mind block so I asked this old guy at work & he said Temptations. Darn!

Azzy, Kagawa jizzed all over Norwich! #TrueStory
He did well to get his hatrick, second finish was great, third goal the touch to beat the two CB was great. If you cant give credit too that then there an obvious bias going on.

To be fair the 1st goal Bunn should have saved, the 2nd was an easy finish after good work by Rooney and the 3rd was abysmal defending when we were out on our feet.

the 2nd was an easy finish

Indeed it was but you have to give credit to how Kagawa took it. Very composed.

3rd was abysmal defending

Also true but once again, Kagawa's touch to get in between Bassong & Turner was lovely + the dink over Bunn.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Azzy, Kagawa jizzed all over Norwich! #TrueStory

I think you'll find he Shinjizzed all over them

It's a disgrace!

Kagawa girlfriend is a porn actress, what a knob.

I bet when she comes home to kiss him she still has traces of sperm in her mouth.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I bet when she comes home to kiss him she still has traces of sperm in her mouth.

now thats a lovely thought

Anyways despite the loss im happy with our points haul from our games against Utd this season!

Picked up the same amount of points off Utd as we have from both our games against both QPR and West Ham

cherriesfna wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I bet when she comes home to kiss him she still has traces of sperm in her mouth.

now thats a lovely thought

WHAT would you do if your boyfriend banged other men for a living?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I bet when she comes home to kiss him she still has traces of sperm in her mouth.

Azzy doesn't complain about kissing you now, does he.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

the 2nd was an easy finish

Indeed it was but you have to give credit to how Kagawa took it. Very composed.

3rd was abysmal defending

Also true but once again, Kagawa's touch to get in between Bassong & Turner was lovely + the dink over Bunn.

TBH I thought he overhit it a bit for his first touch on his third goal, but then a lovely finish.

First goal, I wasn't paying much attention to as I was still in shock at Valencia crossing with his left foot

And then the highlight of the game, Martin's great finish from the Holt knock down

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I bet when she comes home to kiss him she still has traces of sperm in her mouth.

Azzy doesn't complain about kissing you now, does he.

Thats because what we have is true love and nothing can break that.

AFro is right Kagawa overhit the ball he didn't mean to do that.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfna wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I bet when she comes home to kiss him she still has traces of sperm in her mouth.

now thats a lovely thought

WHAT would you do if your boyfriend banged other men for a living?

Watch?

zidane wasn't you supposed to have got married last year?

[quote]Valencia crossing with his left foot[/quote] haha, yeah that was unexpected.
[quote]Martin's great finish from the Holt knock down[/quote]Thats was woeful. Got away with it tho as the Fat Grant Holt has to push Evra as a spring board to jump so high!
First goal was a bit of a mishit but still, its hit the back of the net. Just that second finish, so calm a cheeky to put a deft touch into the corner. Lot of players would of looked to just blast that.
Rooney had a cracking game. Carrick did well too.
Im just so excited for tomorrow. Hoping with RVP & Rooney in good form we can go through. Real are on a high though from the two Classico wins.

zidane wasn't you supposed to have got married last year?

Huh? not to my knowledge. Why you ask?

My main concern is how we approach the game, sit back or take the game to them.

Zidane cause you said that you're getting married ages ago and it randomly came to my head.

Zidane cause you said that you're getting married ages ago and it randomly came to my head.

Yeah? You 100% sure it was me? I may of said im looking to get married to my current Mrs who ive been with for 5+ years (6 years this August) but i doubt I would of said Im defo getting married. I haven't even bough a house yet.

My main concern is how we approach the game, sit back or take the game to them.

Same. We have to attack them, cant sit back & not expect them to score. We have to be careful in committing people forward. Its going to be tough you can be sure of that.

You know what annoys me, girls who pretend to like Football so guys find it attractive. I absolutely hate it and guys who don't like football there should be a rule against that.

I guess our letter to Tony Pulis isn't going out today then...