Euro Division Homepage LII

by **Afro** Fri 08 Mar 2013, 5:00 pm

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606V2 EURODivision

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Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 8th March

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Trebs
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Trebs, send votes to Sodhat

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The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Bull

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by cherriesfna Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:22 pm

GSC wrote:King Billy> Non League Eddie

EDDIE HOWE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... billy the bumhole

by GSC Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:24 pm

I dunno, Billys.in 6th in a higher league, Howes taking Bournemouth down

by cherriesfna Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:26 pm

GSC wrote:I dunno, Billys.in 6th in a higher league, Howes taking Bournemouth down

ah silly forest think theyre going up

by Guest Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:26 pm

Forest are dreadful, I hope they go out of business. I'd then console GSC and take him to see a proper football team, like mine.

by **Afro** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:31 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Forest are dreadful, I hope they go out of business. I'd then console GSC and take him to see a proper football team, like mine.

Don't tell me you've stopped supporting the Albion Shocked

by Guest Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:35 pm

We beat you this season remember Wink

by GSC Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:36 pm

cherriesfna wrote:
GSC wrote:I dunno, Billys.in 6th in a higher league, Howes taking Bournemouth down

ah silly forest think theyre going up

I don't think we are really haha.

I just find it funny how much quieter you are after never shutting up about Bournemouth 5 games ago

by GSC Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:40 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Forest are dreadful, I hope they go out of business. I'd then console GSC and take him to see a proper football team, like mine.

You still holding a grudge over a few internet fans? Wink

by **Afro** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:41 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

We beat you this season remember

I can guarantee that isn't something that makes you a proper team Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:46 pm

Someone else told me Bournemouth are crap #TrueStory

by cherriesfna Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:47 pm

WERE AFC BOUREMOUTH, WE LOOSE EVERY WEEK!

by Fernando Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:04 pm

afternoon guys and cherries

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:18 pm

Afronoon

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:30 pm

sodhat wrote:
GSC wrote:As a 6 nations tribute, match up the 6 teams in either league with one of the 6 nations.

#boringmondays

Hey, if you're bored you can throw together some Bengals tactics and we can get another game on in the FAFL

Subtle

by Guest Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:31 pm

GSC wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:Forest are dreadful, I hope they go out of business. I'd then console GSC and take him to see a proper football team, like mine.

You still holding a grudge over a few internet fans?

Is there any other reason to hold a grudge?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:31 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:

We beat you this season remember

I can guarantee that isn't something that makes you a proper team

Even we beat Everton Laugh

And we've scored 3 goals in the last nine games, 2 of which came in the last six minutes against them Laugh

by **Afro** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:36 pm

Olly wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:

We beat you this season remember

I can guarantee that isn't something that makes you a proper team

Even we beat Everton

And we've scored 3 goals in the last nine games, 2 of which came in the last six minutes against them

See, join the queue Laugh

Next up, Man City

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 11 Mar 2013, 3:44 pm

haha, how did Marky end up with Nagatomo ??

by Marky Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:07 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:haha, how did Marky end up with Nagatomo ??

By being awesome.

Or more specifically, by giving up Javi Garcia for Granit Xhaka (although I did get Thiago Motta and trade up for Toulalan).

by sodhat Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:18 pm

Is it wrong to give to charity just because you are attracted to the person asking for money?

She's even doing this event with her boyfriend but she is so very attractive that I still want to donate just in-case she decides that my £10 is so generous that she ditches her supportive boyfriend for me.

by Marky Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:19 pm

I say don't bother. Play hard to get Wink

by sodhat Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:22 pm

I have some spare money though. I'd look super generous because I barely know her and it'll look like I'm some sort of charitable superman.

Maybe I should email:

"£10 = date?"

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:25 pm

"£20 = Blow Job"

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:26 pm

Dont bother Soddy, shes only using you just to run back to her hunk of a boyfriend

by sodhat Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:30 pm

Olly wrote:"£20 = Blow Job"

I would pay a comparative small fortune for that.

by sodhat Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:33 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Dont bother Soddy, shes only using you just to run back to her hunk of a boyfriend

It's for a really good, noble cause though.

I.e. me getting a crack at her.

by Marky Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:35 pm

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:"£20 = Blow Job"

I would pay a comparative small fortune for that.

So £20 then?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:36 pm

"£30 = Blow Job and a Finger Bang"

There's your winner

by sodhat Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:37 pm

Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:"£20 = Blow Job"

I would pay a comparative small fortune for that.

So £20 then?

I won't put an upper limit on it, I would have to sit around the table and negotiate a deal with her.

I had a friend that spent £250 on such a service at a strip club in Newcastle. No-one else even knew that sort of thing was on the table. Bit steep though.

by **Afro** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 5:20 pm

You'd think someone would notice something happening on a table. I've seen those videos, they're not reknowned for being discreet.

Anyway, votes sent to myself, just need them from Marky, Gregers and Viva

by FIFA Diva Mon 11 Mar 2013, 6:01 pm

Sent votes to you Afro

by Trebs Mon 11 Mar 2013, 6:01 pm

Looking for deals if anyone's interested

by FIFA Diva Mon 11 Mar 2013, 7:24 pm

Do I get any money for voting but not doing tactics?

by Marky Mon 11 Mar 2013, 8:23 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Do I get any money for voting but not doing tactics?

No, but you get -1 for not voting. So instead of 2-0 you'd lose 3-0. Plus it's Strike 2 in the "Three Strikes and you're out" rule that got CF. You would confirm getting your £1m taking part bonus.

I actually wanted you to get tactics in, default wins are no fun Sad

by FIFA Diva Mon 11 Mar 2013, 8:32 pm

Oh I wish I got the money :-(

Yeah I know what you mean im sorry Marky you put effort into tactics.

by Marky Mon 11 Mar 2013, 8:36 pm

No, I mean I targeted Rodriguez and Farfan on the wings Wink

by GSC Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:08 pm

You also don't lose a point for not voting I think

by **Afro** Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:10 pm

GSC wrote:You also don't lose a point for not voting I think

^ this

No tactics and then not submitting is 2 lots of points deduction

by GSC Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:12 pm

Thats why I told you just to name an 11 and save a point lol

by Marky Mon 11 Mar 2013, 9:40 pm

Votes sent to Afro, not to anyone else seeing as no-one else in the Prem is running the league currently.

by **Afro** Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:51 am

Got all the votes in Ok!

Will calculate results during the morning.

Could do with a volunteer to be the second runner from the Prem to replace Trebs?

by sodhat Tue 12 Mar 2013, 6:55 am

Have an exam all morning and i wont be around till afternoon, will do results then

by GSC Tue 12 Mar 2013, 7:09 am

I could poss do results if you like. Got nothing to do now my dissertation is finished

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:32 am

Morning,

Last chance is anyone wants: Fabio Coentrao - £19.5m+

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:51 am

Afrooo
Day 1! Whats your picks?

by Marky Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:11 am

Snow day! Means I'm at home. Is it the cup this week? If so I've got injuries to do!

by GSC Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:12 am

Nah league again

by **Afro** Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:14 am

Haven't really looked properly again and will wait until after the inspection at 10.30 before doing so.

I already have Quevega running today in a even money double with Sprinter Sacre tomorrow and can't see it being beaten.

I think Simonsig could be a really special horse, so it will take another special horse to beat him.

But I'll spend a bit of time looking later as I said. You need to be looking for horses that have winning form on slightly soft tacky ground, then ideally festival winning form and C&D form. After that, get your blindfold and pin out

by GSC Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:17 am

Ill do lawyers and injuries in a bit

by **Afro** Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:24 am

GSC - as Sod isn't around, you can PM them to me when done.

I won't get lawyers and injuries done for the Championship until at least lunchtime.

Still looking for a volunteer from the Prem managers to assist with my side of the runners jobs

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