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If I havent won GSC, as Fabio Coentrao is a free agent im going to hire him on a one job contract to ATTACK Alba & take him out for the season.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm a rules guy Viva, I like to be the one who decides how the runners should intepret the rules.

I've just corrected that for you

Haha azzy ok of course you are.

Whej injuries are up I'll crack on with tactics and hopefully have them ready on Thursday.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm a rules guy Viva, I like to be the one who decides how the runners should intepret the rules.

I've just corrected that for you

exactly.

I can give you some injuries for a couple of weeks if you're doing a few weeks at once?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha azzy ok of course you are.

Whej injuries are up I'll crack on with tactics and hopefully have them ready on Thursday.

I'll give you your additional 2 weeks injuries when I do this weeks

Executive Adviser Azzy, ear your wedge & check your PM's.

Despite the fact I quit, I have advised you

Let see if your advise deserves a permanent place on the staffing roster at FC Murder

Azzy Mahmood wrote:]I'm a rules gay Viva, I like to be the one who reads the rules, follows them, then quits when some people are allowed to bend the rules while others aren't, all the time the runners intepreting the rules however they wish so as not to stitch up their mates.

That's what I originally wrote

Seriously, let's all do something more constructive than this. Let's all laugh at Reading's Board, and the colossal mistake they've just made

Let's all laugh at Reading's Board, and the colossal mistake they've just made

RDM?

Sweet, get a week off next week

Oh yo. I played some guy on FUT last night, first ever time ive come against someone who had one of Messi or Ronaldo, but this fool had both!!!

He has Ronaldo LM & Messi ST & guess what, he was rubbish!!!! So poor I msged him after saying I expected to get beat not walk all over him 5-0, you dont deserve them players etc blar blar & he didn't even respond with a courteous "F you bizatch"
He was soooo bad tho. I have no idea how he got Ronaldo & Messi in one team. My guess was hes some phag with no mates so spends all his money on packs.

Graceful as ever

GSC - sacking a manager who's been at the club for 15 years, who took you up, who's done well to keep your heads above the relegation waters despite having a supposedly rich owner, but who actually spent diddly squat on players...terrible decision.

I hope they get Di Canio so he can take them down. RDM wouldn't want the job, and I doubt Adkins would take it. Mugs, that's what the Reading Board are. Utter mugs.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I'm a rules gay Viva, I like to be the one who reads the rules, follows them, then quits when some people are allowed to bend the rules while others aren't, all the time the runners intepreting the rules however they wish so as not to stitch up their mates.

That's even more wrong

The runners have been consistent with everyone and your mates comment is laughable. I assume you partly refer to me with Viva and Zidane. The fact is that Zidane is sat on one strike, Viva is due to get a strike for missing tactics, yet we let Cherries off (i.e. bent the rules). We also let the bending of the rules with Olly signing Cabaye go as we could see that the it needed common sense.

The only manager to fall foul of the rules was CF, who got three strikes. But what you fail to consider was that he was giving his team up anyway, so after we PM'd him ahead of it, was more than happy to be "sacked".

Your own moaning was all based on the general rule about any oversights being down to runners discretion and the runners decision being final, which is laughable. Ultimately, you wanted that general rule applied one way, we applied it differently and applied what we thought was common sense, so you quit.

Difference of opinion, that's all. Move on people.

No-one picked up on my subtle spelling change

I heard Mark Hughes is a potential candidate. That guy has more lives than a cat!

Graceful as ever

The guys team name was "Better Than You"
he deserved abuse for having the 2 best players in the world in his team & totally sucking!!!

Does anyone else think the rules are being applied inconsistently, or there are cliques who get preferential treatment?

Why the surprise or shock that I signed Balo ??

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Why the surprise or shock that I signed Balo ??

He'll play well one game, then shocking the next. He lacks the ability to do as instructed. And he cost you £21m, which is a LOT of moolah.

Don't get me wrong, he can be a world beater (as showed at the Euros), but getting him to do that week-in, week-out is impossible.

I might steal his slogan though..."why always Azzy?"

5 goal in 5 games for Milan.
He back at home and scoring. Thats all that matters

Next person to PM me gets a cracking TP tip that should make them some money soon / give them a good U21 for the cup at the same time

BigFellasAfro wrote:Does anyone else think the rules are being applied inconsistently, or there are cliques who get preferential treatment?

No the rules are fine and the runners are doing a very good job, it's not easy to run a league and keeping everyone happy. The proof is there to see, on our second season and we've been following this format with generally the same people for over 1 and a half real life years. No cliques here, everyone gets on well with each other not many leagues can say that.

Viva, what do you think of the Balo signing?

pm for azzy

Response for Hero

Guy, Azzy seems to think "Debuchy = top 3 RBs in the world"

What do people think?
Is Debuchy in the top 3 RB in the world?
Or is he outside the top 3 RB's in the world?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Guy, Azzy seems to think "Debuchy = top 3 RBs in the world"

What do people think?
Is Debuchy in the top 3 RB in the world?
Or is he outside the top 3 RB's in the world?

HAha no way struggle to make it in top 3 premier league RB let alone the whole world. Doubt it very much that Azzy has seen all the RBs in the world so its a silly billy claim.

Lahms the best, pick 2 more

Viva, who's the best looking woman in the world?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Guy, Azzy seems to think "Debuchy = top 3 RBs in the world"

What do people think?
Is Debuchy in the top 3 RB in the world?
Or is he outside the top 3 RB's in the world?

What a waste of your life

Oh Azzy, you upset ive shown you up?

Lahms the best, pick 2 more

Rafael is better, Zabs is better, Dani Alves, Lichtsteiner IMO.

So theres 5 IMO. Raf is up for debate but most would agree with Zabs being better.

Ivanovic is a better RB than Debuchy. Add another to the list

Piszczek !!!! Add that

I'll go with that one

Not remotely upset

I firmly believe that Debuchy is not only better defensively than Rafael (who isn't), but is much more of a threat attacking-wise.

Zabaleta is your quintessential 7/10, but never does anything exciting.

Dani Alves is a RW masquerading as an RB, playing in a team that doesn't actually need to defend.

And Lichtsteiner is a makeshift RB/RM who benefits from Juve having the best CB pairings in the world (and the best 3-some too).

All of this is opinion. You have yours, I have mine, others have theirs. I base mine on what I've seen, all several hundred RBs of them (admittedly I haven't seen Chelsea's U14s RB yet so clearly I shouldn't have an opinion... ).

Do this all day, let's see how far Debuchy falls down the 'Nick Fury's Top Right Backs In The World Official World Rankings List'

Abate!! Add another

Oh the list grows Dont be mad Azzy, we all rate players differently. If the majority doesnt agree with you it usualy means your wrong OR that your are a Head Chief Scout who know more than them.

You can be the Head Chief Scout

Off to lunch.
Dont cry Azzy

Mind if I pick your brain Azzy?

Abate, the guy who's so bad Milan bought Zaccardo recently

El Dios and Fan are our Head Chief Scouts. How dare you insult their memory.

Me and El Dios aren't friends I think.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Off to lunch.
Dont cry Azzy

Says the Man United fan still bitter about Nani's kung-fu kick

Enjoy lunch

GSC wrote:Mind if I pick your brain Azzy?

Hit me. Metaphorically that is.

Your new Head Chief Scout. Regardless of what the majority may say its invalid! Everything you say is gospel Azzy. How dare they break the rules and go against you!!!

Zabaleta is criminally underrated and Azzy just proved that. Easily a favourite to win Citeh's POTY award.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Viva, who's the best looking woman in the world?

Mine.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Viva, who's the best looking woman in the world?

Mine.

Indeed. Quite.

Now as Head Chief Scout, I demand you re-instate El Dios and Fan as Head Chief Scouts! Now!

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