2 Questions with Mikkel Kessler - edition 2

As per the Deontay Wilder thread, if you could ask only two questions to Mikkel, one serious, one funny, what would they be?

Can you please post your answers in a standard format please!

Serious Question -

Funny Question -

Cheers!

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Serious: If you could fight any boxer retired boxer (dead or alive) who would it be and why?

Funny: What is your favourite brand of bacon?

If you could magically go back in time or alter your circumstances now, and could pick just one rematch to avenge one of your career defeats, which one would you pick - a rematch against Calzaghe, or a rematch against Ward, and why?

Who, between yourself and George Groves, deserves to be known as the world Super-Middleweight champion of absolutely God-awful tattoos?

Do you feel that Calzaghe should've given you a rematch & would've the outcome be different?

How many cans of Special Brew can you drink before your unconncious?

School Project wrote:Serious: If you could fight any boxer retired boxer (dead or alive) who would it be and why?

Funny: What is your favourite brand of bacon?

Mikkel, a follow up to my colleagues second question:

Could you say the following words for me as fast as you can?

DanishbaconDanishbaconyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyummyyum

Serious - Who would win in your opinion, Calzaghe or Ward?

Funny - One day 3 women each obtained £10 from work making £30 in total. They located a TV priced £30 and decided to buy it. They went in the shop and gave the manager the £30 and started to carry the TV home. The manager realized that the TV was on sale giving £5 off. The manager told his assistant to take £5 from the till and return it to the women. However the assistant decided to keep £2 for him self leaving only £3 to give back to the women. So each lady pain £9 pounds each instead of £10 each. So adding the 3 lots of £9 gives £27 and including the £2 the assistant ket gives £29. So what happened to the missing pound?

Haha, nice one Sean, I'd like to see you stick that to him on Twitter!

I've always thought of Mikkel being the new face of Danepak. I could market it for them and everything!

"Danepak - It'll HIT you with FLAVOUR!"
"Danepak - Try our New Smokin' Joe Bacon Flavour"
"Danepak - Only THE Pound for Pound Pigs used"
"Danepak - Our taste will KNOCK YOU OUT!"

I literally have a hundred more I could type.

1) If you added the letter "A" to your first name it sound's like the christian name of a presenter from the Really Wild Show, did you know that?

2a) A Super Seven comprising You, Froch, Ward, Calzaghe, Benn, Eubank, and RJJ. Everyone fights each other twice, list top to bottom who gets the most wins.

2b) If you can be bothered, give a run down how you see each fight scenario unfolding.

1- Do you believe there are too many weight classes? If so and you had to be MW or LHW, what would you have picked?

2- If Batterburg was to only be one colour, which one would you pick and why?

School Project wrote:Haha, nice one Sean, I'd like to see you stick that to him on Twitter!

I've always thought of Mikkel being the new face of Danepak. I could market it for them and everything!

"Danepak - It'll HIT you with FLAVOUR!"
"Danepak - Try our New Smokin' Joe Bacon Flavour"
"Danepak - Only THE Pound for Pound Pigs used"
"Danepak - Our taste will KNOCK YOU OUT!"

I literally have a hundred more I could type.

hahaha, nice

Mikkel, are you scared? Are you? Cus The Cobra's coming for you. How do you sleep, knowing this? (Joke)

Given Alan Green's most eloquent of threats, am I to believe you have no butt crack? How do you go number 2? (Srsly)

Also, Chris, Kessler has the most badass tattoos in boxing. Fact.

Serious Question - Does Mikkel think turning pro at the young age of 19 helped his career? Looking back does he wish he went to an Olympics?

Funny Question - We know Mikkel is half English with his mother coming from England. What makes him a top fighter is it his Viking blood or English blood?