The Daily Mash and a lil' bit of post Six Nations humour

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/rugby-victory-was-planned-to-make-wales-feel-good-about-itself-2013031863014


Rugby 'victory' was planned to make Wales feel good about itself

ENGLAND deliberately lost the Six Nations to Wales as part of a plan to boost the smaller country’s morale, it has emerged.

Even better than being in a choir
Wales’s victory caused an upsurge in national pride for a country embattled by unemployment, inhospitable weather and the literary trend for sh1t books about talking dragons.

He knows his stuff Cameron.
Can't beat Welsh lamb

Coach Stuart Lancaster said: “I had spoken with David Cameron who said it was time we did something nice for the Welsh, apart from filming Doctor Who there.

RDSguru wrote:Coach Stuart Lancaster said: “I had spoken with David Cameron who said it was time we did something nice for the Welsh, apart from filming Doctor Who there.

Yes that got to me too..

I hadn't read the daily mash before but it looks quite amusing.

I do enjoy the Daily Mash, well worth a read any of you who haven't seen it before.

There was an amusing situation a few years ago when North Korea thought it was a real 'Western' newspaper...

BREAKING NEWS: South Wales Police have asked for witness’s to come forward regarding a brutal crime against 15 English men on a recent visit to Cardiff who were robbed of a Grand Slam they had come to collect and also had their chariot badly vandalised during the visit to the Welsh capital?

... Apparently this heinous crime was carried out by a gang of 15 Welsh guys dressed in bright red shirts in broad daylight in front of 75,439 people who gathered around the gang attack and just stood there cheering, clapping and singing hymns and arias as if they were encouraging the gang.

A police spokesmen for the South Wales force said this “This sort of attack is just sickening……..On­e of the victims was a young lad called Owen Farrell who was on his first trip to Wales and has been traumatised by the whole shocking experience and to make matters even worse his father was forced to watch the entire crime from start to finish and could not lift a finger to protect his son from the sickening and relentless battering meted out by the conspicuously dressed red shirted gang”.

The police spokesman continued, “We are following a number of leads and believe this crimson shirted gang may be linked to a similar attack in Twickenham a year ago”.

blackcanelion wrote:BREAKING NEWS: South Wales Police have asked for witness’s to come forward regarding a brutal crime against 15 English men on a recent visit to Cardiff who were robbed of a Grand Slam they had come to collect and also had their chariot badly vandalised during the visit to the Welsh capital?

... Apparently this heinous crime was carried out by a gang of 15 Welsh guys dressed in bright red shirts in broad daylight in front of 75,439 people who gathered around the gang attack and just stood there cheering, clapping and singing hymns and arias as if they were encouraging the gang.

A police spokesmen for the South Wales force said this “This sort of attack is just sickening……..On­e of the victims was a young lad called Owen Farrell who was on his first trip to Wales and has been traumatised by the whole shocking experience and to make matters even worse his father was forced to watch the entire crime from start to finish and could not lift a finger to protect his son from the sickening and relentless battering meted out by the conspicuously dressed red shirted gang”.

The police spokesman continued, “We are following a number of leads and believe this crimson shirted gang may be linked to a similar attack in Twickenham a year ago”.

Surely even the most broken English fan can smile a little at this.

I think it's hilarious

Very good

From Gwlad

Robert Howley: An Apology
Mar 18th, 2013 by Benny
It has come to our attention that Gwlad may have recently given the wrong impression about how much we rated 6 Nations Championship coach, Rob Howley.

Headlines such as “Why the Long Face?”, “Sod off back to Bridgend, you Cardiffian!” and “Worst Coach at Anything in History of Mankind” may have pointed to a lack of belief in the new Welsh Messiah. We’d like to take this opportunity to apologise that the irony with which we made the above comments may have passed everyone by and that Mr Howley is the best super-soaraway Welsh coach since the last one we harped on about.