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Azzy Mahmood wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I want a top-quality CB and have £21.9m + Kevin Strootman (£10.5m TM value) + Alex Buttner (£4.4m TM value) to offer. Who's biting?

I might let you have Ivanovic for that

I said top-quality

You don't look like your getting anyone to sell you anyone better

Tongs is in the Alba/Benteke unsellable range unfortunately

I have limited experience with CBs, because Tomkins is good and Diagne was cheap and pretty solid.

I tend to find I don't control my CBs too much, only to head it clear. If I get one on one with a striker and I'm controlling a CB, I'm in trouble.

Amazing news to make you all jealous.

My wife and I, in November, are going to see, live in concert...

5ive

I've seen 2 fifths of 5ive

They came to my student union last year

See I like my CBs to be ball-players, come forward, much like Rio in his pomp. It's fun to go for a dribble with one, because the opposition don't close you down immediately and it allows your CMs to get further forward.

Until last night I hadn't played career for 6 weeks, but in that 6 weeks I must have learned how to use CMs effectively, because Fellaini is now an absolute beast for me. I hated him before, he never did anything, but now I've got him joining attacks, breaking forward, and coming from deep onto crosses. 4 goals in 2 games last night, along with 3 for Falcao. After half a season, they're the only two with more than 3 goals!

I've touch the Cheeky Girls's bums. And fondled Alesha Dixon.

Marky wrote:Amazing news to make you all jealous.

My wife and I, in November, are going to see, live in concert...

5ive

They need to get a smiley sh!tting itself on the site to adequately convey moments like these.

And then you were fondled by Loic Remy?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I've touch the Cheeky Girls's bums. And fondled Alesha Dixon.

I've snogged the miming singer for ATB and I've slept in the same bed as Euro popstar Lolly.

I went to school with Frankie Sandford (same year and everything) and sat an exam with the queer one from S Club Juniors.

That's all I got.

Besides a girl from my year being on Babestation.

I've shagged a woman who went on to play rugby for Worthing Ladies.

Marky wrote:I've shagged a woman who went on to play rugby for Worthing Ladies.

Bet she was a prop

Marky wrote:I've shagged a woman who went on to play rugby for Worthing Ladies.

Before the change?

Besides a girl from my year being on Babestation.

Is this true or did she just spin a story to keep you on the line?

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:I've shagged a woman who went on to play rugby for Worthing Ladies.

Bet she was a prop

Or a hooker...

GSC wrote:

Besides a girl from my year being on Babestation.

Is this true or did she just spin a story to keep you on the line?

Nah, it's true. There are pictures of her all over facebook too.

I never actually saw her on Babestation I might add, it was my pervy friend.

I did then spend the next few months watching a lot of Babestation to try and see her.

She's a forward but that's all I know

She appeared on "Ashley Banjo's Street Dance Crew" earlier this year, when ol' Ashley featured the rugby girls...

Marky wrote:She's a forward but that's all I know

She appeared on "Ashley Banjo's Street Dance Crew" earlier this year, when ol' Ashley featured the rugby girls...

It's not all you know. You know quite a lot about her in the scheme of things....

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:She's a forward but that's all I know

She appeared on "Ashley Banjo's Street Dance Crew" earlier this year, when ol' Ashley featured the rugby girls...

It's not all you know. You know quite a lot about her in the scheme of things....

We are still friends on Facebook.

...dashes off to FB to search through Markys friends to play the game of spot the sl*t.

Marky wrote:
She appeared on "Ashley Banjo's Street Dance Crew" earlier this year, when ol' Ashley featured the rugby girls...

I'm still waiting for the boys from 6WF to appear on that...

Hero wrote:...dashes off to FB to search through Markys friends to play the game of spot the sl*t.

Just look for the one built like a brick sh!thouse.

My second-best friend's girlfriend has been on Babestation, she's currently on another channel. Not right now, I mean at nights. Grotty and tatoo-ed, but still...

Could be the same girl...

I also snogged Leilani once. She slapped me, but I got my lips locked on for a split second

Running our student union was a great laugh, I did a lot of stupid stuff.

I'm fairly sure some of the girls in my year will end up on Babestation

Olly wrote:I'm fairly sure some of the girls in my year will end up on Babestation

Being Norfolk I'd think it far more likely they'll appear on Jeremy Kyle.

"My Husband is my Brother, and my Baby has 34 Fingers"

Well I clearly beat you all!

I know Tamwar off Eastenders!!
& if that not good enough to get 1 up, my dads fatter than your dad!
#SaySuttin

There is currently one girl from my year who is 8 months pregnant, and two more who are engaged.

All three are absolute dogs. Obviously realising there limitations they have decided to get in there early

I went to school (same year) as Hampshire Cricketer James Vince

I used to go out on the lash with Bobby Charlton

Anyone got someone from their year that has died?

I have, a year or so ago now. To be fair, if I were asked to make a list of who was going first from my school days, he would have been in the top 3.

Olly wrote:There is currently one girl from my year who is 8 months pregnant, and two more who are engaged.

All three are absolute dogs. Obviously realising there limitations they have decided to get in there early

I don't think being a dog is a limitation in Norwich tbf

sodhat wrote:Anyone got someone from their year that has died?

I have, a year or so ago now. To be fair, if I were asked to make a list of who was going first from my school days, he would have been in the top 3.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-22293984

He would've been in my top 3 tbf

sodhat wrote:Anyone got someone from their year that has died?

I have, a year or so ago now. To be fair, if I were asked to make a list of who was going first from my school days, he would have been in the top 3.

Someone at my school died this year. I didn't know them, but very sad nonetheless

One of the guys in my year died in the Twin Towers on 9/11. He was a little so-and-so, but that was gutting to hear. I just hope it was a quick death rather than death by fire / death by slowly bleeding to death and falling 80 floors through the collapsing building / jumping out of the tower.

Howard Kendall has put Duncan Ferguson forward for the Everton job.

How long would he last before he nutted someone?

When I was 7 one of my friends was drowned in the bath by his mum and it turned out several cot deaths that had happened over the years weren't accidents, he'd been to my house the week before too for tea.

My best mate was at his scout leaders house while the scout leader was molesting under age girls upstairs, he knew nothing at the time (aged 7), but when we went on holiday to Bulgaria years later it transpired that the holiday rep we'd been dealing with was the bloke's ex-wife, who had a nervous breakdown right there in front of us!

Come on lads, get your stories coming in

Sir Jimmy Savile fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.

The only other story I have is that my mate was nearly run over by my English teacher once. The English teacher stopped and had such a go at him, he reduced him to tears. I laughed

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