Describe the dearth of top junior tennis players with a song.

So, in a last ditch attempt to write a humorous article before the Grand Slam starts and the forum begins to resemble a war zone, I've decided to challenge you to sum up the lack pf young talent coming up in one song. I have chosen Mariah Carey's "Hero" simply because, while the Enrique Iglesias take on the Hero cause has the narrator offering to be the hero (like I could do anything) Carey's view is simply asking someone, anyone to come along.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IA3ZvCkRkQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0IA3ZvCkRkQ

"When will I be famous" - BROS   

Physical - Olivia Newton-John

Love it lydian

I'll follow your lead, KR, and say "Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero"

Eternity - Robbie Williams

Not the actual song title, but for me the lyrics tell a tale of the modern game .....

"We sat and watched the sun go down
Picked a star before we lost the moon
Youth is wasted on the young
Before you know it's come and gone too soon ..."

The Who - Who Are You?

C'mon, c'mon who? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, Who the Frak are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Oh, tell me who are you (Who are you?, ooo?)

OR

Tom Petty and The HeartBreakers - Refugee

You see, you don't have to live like a refugee.
Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around some.

The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring.

Everyday People by Arrested Development.

"I got lucky, I got Lucky" by Elvis Presley

You're Tender and You're Tired - Manic Street Preachers.

Grandmaster Flash The Message -

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

Broken glass everywhere
People Wee weeing on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, I can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with the baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
Cause a man with a tow-truck repossessed my car

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head, ah huh-huh-huh
[2nd and 5th: ah huh-huh-huh]
[4th: say what?]
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

On court all I see is regret,
Its cold and slow and quite wet,
The weathers cr4p too......

The END

Seeing as how the older guys are still going strong thanks to their results

Ancient and Justified - KLF