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How often do you think about golf?

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Post by lorus59 Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:31 am

It is said men think about sex every seven seconds. How often do you think about your golf game or golf in general? While at work? While driving the car? Just before you go to sleep?

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Post by JAS Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:52 am

I think I think about sex more...but only just!!

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Post by MustPuttBetter Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:48 am

I think about sex whilst playing golf and golf while playing sex. Doing sex. You know what i mean
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Post by JAS Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:13 pm

MustPuttBetter wrote:I think about sex whilst playing golf and golf while playing sex. Doing sex. You know what i mean
To be fair a lot of the wording is interchangeable...holes, shafts, balls...and if you're really kinky - leather gloves, Clubs etc

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Post by Roller_Coaster Wed 25 Sep 2013, 12:21 pm

Quite a lot I'm afraid. Not as much as work/family etc which are much more important (if any of you are reading...)

A lot today as I'm off to Majorca for a trip this very afternoon.

Come on sunny golly!

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Post by MustPuttBetter Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:02 pm

JAS wrote:To be fair a lot of the wording is interchangeable...holes, shafts, balls...and if you're really kinky - leather gloves, Clubs etc
And phrases

"You got the big ball before the little ball" ?
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Post by Roller_Coaster Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:10 pm

And phrases

"get in the hole"

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Post by BlueCoverman Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:32 pm

Roller_Coaster wrote:I'm off to Majorca for a trip this very afternoon.
 
 
Nice one Roller...what courses are you playing?

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Post by navyblueshorts Wed 25 Sep 2013, 2:20 pm

lorus59 wrote:It is said men (with tiny brains) think about sex every seven seconds....
I filled in the bit that's always missed out of that saying.

As for golf, probably think about it more than I should - particularly when at 'work' (ahem)...
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Post by Lairdy Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:31 am

Far too much according to my wife, boss, friends, family...

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Post by super_realist Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:47 am

I think about both, but only get to play golf:picard: picard picard 

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Post by kwinigolfer Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:16 pm

Bloody Hell super_, you sound like McLaren.


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Post by number1hacker Thu 26 Sep 2013, 1:57 pm

I watch golf while having sex. Is that weird?

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Post by MontysMerkin Thu 26 Sep 2013, 2:13 pm

That is weird. I watch sex while playing golf...
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Post by BlueCoverman Thu 26 Sep 2013, 2:45 pm

In that case Monty, I trust the lady members are better looking at your club than they are at mine!

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Post by McLaren Fri 27 Sep 2013, 5:21 am

Quite often, my default mannerism when standing doing nothing is to practice my golf swing. Which can be a little embarrassing when you are caught posing at the top in the reflection of a window.


The golf/sex ratio has to be worthy of a thread of its own.
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Post by navyblueshorts Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:38 pm

McLaren wrote:Quite often, my default mannerism when standing doing nothing is to practice my golf swing. Which can be a little embarrassing when you are caught posing at the top in the reflection of a window.


The golf/sex ratio has to be worthy of a thread of its own.
Laugh Very true that.
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