Euro Division LXVIII

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - CF
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - Viva

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Azzy

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Does the TM value increase during the off season?

Think it increases whenever it want, Im sure Rossi has just gone up 4.7m since yday.

I meant our league one everyweek it goes up by one million does that include when the league is finished for the season?

Ohhh our TP Limit. £1m per week, not sure about off season. Runners can answer that.

There would be fireworks aplenty, trust me soddy  

I wonder if sex is better when you can't see. Everything would be a surprise. Not always in a good way maybe.

sodhat wrote:I wonder if sex is better when you can't see. Everything would be a surprise. Not always in a good way maybe.

do you like to be surprised Soddy?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

sodhat wrote:I wonder if sex is better when you can't see. Everything would be a surprise. Not always in a good way maybe.

do you like to be surprised Soddy?

It would depend on the surprise.

Finding a fiver in a pair of old trousers, yes. Finger up the bum, probably not.

Azzy Mahmood wrote: 

If I was single, I swear I'd consider it. She's the best-looking blind person I've ever met, that's for sure. And her dog is well nice, we play games in the corridor sometimes. You know, I say hello, he bites me. Good times.

Back in 2006 I dated a deaf girl briefly, very pretty but we struggled to communicate.  She had a friend who was partially deaf so I asked him to come on a date with us as the interpreter (I had to pay for his food and everything)  It went well but I wanted to be on my own with her. 

I arranged another date where it was just us,  it went awful we couldn't communicate and it was hard using gestures. I wasn't going to learn sign language especially when I struggled to learn French in school for 3 years.  We broke up she dated a guy who did learn sign language for her but then he cheated on her.  I bet she misses me.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote: 

If I was single, I swear I'd consider it. She's the best-looking blind person I've ever met, that's for sure. And her dog is well nice, we play games in the corridor sometimes. You know, I say hello, he bites me. Good times.

Back in 2006 I dated a deaf girl briefly, very pretty but we struggled to communicate.  She had a friend who was partially deaf so I asked him to come on a date with us as the interpreter (I had to pay for his food and everything)  It went well but I wanted to be on my own with her. 

I arranged another date where it was just us,  it went awful we couldn't communicate and it was hard using gestures. I wasn't going to learn sign language especially when I struggled to learn French in school for 3 years.  We broke up she dated a guy who did learn sign language for her but then he cheated on her.  I bet she misses me.

She probably tried to tell you but you had no idea what she was waving about.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:it went awful we couldn't communicate and it was hard using gestures.

How have can "bend over" be to gesture??

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:it went awful we couldn't communicate and it was hard using gestures.

How have can "bend over" be to gesture??

What?  You're harder to understand than her.

There are times when Viva really does leave me speechless. This truly is one of those moments

You meant hard not have? 

Nick not all of us are like you,  I always treat a bitch with respect.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:You meant hard not have? 

Nick not all of us are like you,  I always treat a bitch with respect.

lol, yeah I did, typo from me.
"treat a bitch with respect."  thats nice & respectful of you

Azzy Mahmood wrote:There are times when Viva really does leave me speechless. This truly is one of those moments

What moments?  What have I done?  This is regular old Viva.  Azzy you should team up with me Wumming Muslims on Facebook,  it's really funny and to have you would be the ultimate.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:You meant hard not have? 

Nick not all of us are like you,  I always treat a bitch with respect.

lol, yeah I did, typo from me.
"treat a bitch with respect."  thats nice & respectful of you

I'm just joking.

Christ Viva, I'm all for winding people up but winding up a bunch of religious folk is pretty low on my list of viable targets. Them dudes is nuts man.

I know your joking Viva, so was I.

sodhat wrote:Christ Viva, I'm all for winding people up but winding up a bunch of religious folk is pretty low on my list of viable targets. Them dudes is nuts man.

What religion are you Viva?

Sodhat it's a laugh, they get wound up so easy.  You should try it,  I wish Azzy joins forces with me then we'd be the ultimate wummers.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I know your joking Viva, so was I.

sodhat wrote:Christ Viva, I'm all for winding people up but winding up a bunch of religious folk is pretty low on my list of viable targets. Them dudes is nuts man.

What religion are you Viva?

I'm not a religion but I do follow Islam at the best of my ability

I have a mate who just doesn't get religion and what each religion is.
 
His philosophy one time in the pub was just to "put all the Muslim extremists and Islamic fundamentalists in a big room and let them just fight each other"

Why give them the choice?  If it was up to me I'd send them to an island give Azzy the permission to do what he likes with them.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Why give them the choice?  If it was up to me I'd send them to an island give Azzy the permission to do what he likes with them.

We tried that before and we ended up with Australia being better than us at cricket.

 quick on that Soddy

Well I've not had much work to do this afternoon so it gives me ample time to sit here and make snarky comments.

Avoiding the internet for 8 hours is hard work

Y U AVOID NET?

Didn't wanna know the Broncos/Indy score from last night, watched the whole 4 hours post school. HOW BOUT DEM COLTS

Olly wrote:Didn't wanna know the Broncos/Indy score from last night, watched the whole 4 hours post school. HOW BOUT DEM COLTS

Ohh yeaaaah, Colt were too good..... 

I haven't watched it yet but I will when I get home. I have the mighty game pass so I get the whole game in 30 minutes. I knew the score though, Broncos have the same problem as last year...no defense.

Go da Chiefs 7 and 0

How do I put a border/line type of thing between a sentence on ms word

sodhat wrote:I haven't watched it yet but I will when I get home. I have the mighty game pass so I get the whole game in 30 minutes. I knew the score though, Broncos have the same problem as last year...no defense.

As I just said on the NFL thread, this Denver side reminds me so much of recent Pats teams. Unless that D steps up, I can't see them winning it all. Still favs for the AFC tho for me

Afro wrote:Go da Chiefs 7 and 0

CHIEFS STINK

I won £10 on Calvin Johnson to get a TD anytime yesterday. He was evens, so I risked a fiver, but he scored two. Which is lucky because it covered my other terrible bets and I ended up £1 in profit on what could have been a bad bad day.

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:Go da Chiefs 7 and 0

CHIEFS STINK

I won £10 on Calvin Johnson to get a TD anytime yesterday. He was evens, so I risked a fiver, but he scored two. Which is lucky because it covered my other terrible bets and I ended up £1 in profit on what could have been a bad bad day.

The Chiefs won't do much this year. Peyton gonna tear them up soon enough.

I'm down to £0.36 in my account. Get a £5 free bet I must win, to gamble away again

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Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:Go da Chiefs 7 and 0

CHIEFS STINK

I won £10 on Calvin Johnson to get a TD anytime yesterday. He was evens, so I risked a fiver, but he scored two. Which is lucky because it covered my other terrible bets and I ended up £1 in profit on what could have been a bad bad day.

The Chiefs won't do much this year. Peyton gonna tear them up soon enough.

I'm down to £0.36 in my account. Get a £5 free bet I must win, to gamble away again

 

You suck hard at betting on the NFL man.

I always back up my more fanciful bets with ones that I am almost certain will come in. A'la Johnson anytime.

Either of you going to Wembley this weekend?

Although that is also risky if you fail on that bet because then the hole you've dug is even deeper...

Afro wrote:Either of you going to Wembley this weekend?

ME ME ME

I'll be lower sideline by the endzone in a Marcel Reece (no.45) jersey.

Why don't you do the wild hair again to help us spot you

I guarantee that I will be the only person in a black Raiders jersey bearing no. 45, so you will see me if I appear on screen.

If I know I'm on screen I'll mouth "I love you Viva" to the cameras.

I ain't going to watch the Jags man

I lost all my money on the darts Soddy. I need to make this £5 bet come in though, gimme a certainty for the game tonight

I'll give you a certainty that'll make sure you don't lose your money........ DONT BET. 

There's far more better ways to waste your money,  betting has never appealed to me and hopefully I stay away from it.

Hi guys,

I was just wondering, would anyone be interested in maybe filling the final spot available in my Realistic Premier League I'm willing to start up, we are looking for 8 members, we've got 7.

Just a little advertisement, hope you don't mind Afro. If you are interested, please put your name down on the 'Sign Up Thread' on the Realistic Premier League board.

CBK

Hi guys, is it tonight that the votes have to be sent in for? Do we send them to Sodhat?

Yes Holy  

Make sure you back up your votes with reasoning.

Votes sent

onlytreblewinners wrote:Yes Holy  

Make sure you back up your votes with reasoning.

Okay, thanks

Votes sent two games missing though.

Signed Max Meyer for only 900k bargain.