Euro Division LXVIII

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The Enrique & J from 5ive League

FC WHU Do You Think You Are - Gregers
Bilbao - Afro
Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? - Sodhat
Southampton FC - Marky
PSV - CF
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista - Nando                                                                              
Lille - Trebs

Glad t'be bach - Hero

FC Basel - Viva

FC ZwagAtletico - Zinedine_Ze_Zebra

The Nodge - Olly

Fool 'em FC - Azzy

Jack Wilshere hasn't been nominated for the Balloon Door.

Therefore Scholes > Wilshere.

No no, Scholes = Wilshere. But PS+ has about 12 years to get that solitary nomination, PS wasted an entire career being ignored by his peers.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I'll watch it Azzy. I've watched when it's on sometimes.

Cobie Smulders is

She's dribbling?

I'd make her dribble all right.

Yeah, rohypnol will do that to a woman.

So does spicy sausage.

Are we talking literally here? Because spicy food would indeed increase salivation.

If we're talking about your pen!s then I will need documented evidence.

Best way to induce salivation is to make her feel sick.

Not too difficult for Azzy.

No need to worry Trebs, she'd be gagging all night.

How about that sunshine eh? Bootiful day here in Lahndon.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:No need to worry Trebs, she'd be gagged all night.

Fixed that for you.

Well, that too

Morning, votes being sent now

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24721071

How long before he gets injured again? I'm saying less than one first team game.

He's not injured, he's ill. It's a difference.

I really hope he can get back into the side as he was on course to become a top class player, he's loved at United and I remember the reception when he played a game last season?

onlytreblewinners wrote:He's not injured, he's ill. It's a difference.

I really hope he can get back into the side as he was on course to become a top class player, he's loved at United and I remember the reception when he played a game last season?

Big difference Azzy, dont be a so and so just because hes a Man United player. You wouldnt find it funny if it was a Baggies player.

Trebs, yeah it was a fantastic reception. I really hope he can start playing regular again. Not in the hope he can "save" our midfield & all that rubbish but just for himself. He was pushing on a becoming a strong central mid, to go though what he has there must of been some dark days so to make it back will be great for himself.

Trying...not...to...make...a...sh1tting...joke...

Olly wrote:Trying...not...to...make...a...sh1tting...joke...

lol, bit old now Olly but if you need to go ahead.......

When did I say he was injured? I said injured again - he has had a ton of injuries over the last three years, besides his illness, and with that amount of time out of the game, his body won't be able to cope with the dog fight that United are in this season.

Don't be a little sh1t Olly.

Who gives a poopie about a has-been relic of United's glory days?

Olly wrote:Trying...not...to...make...a...sh1tting...joke...

Well he is better than Cleverley. One might say he sh!ts on him.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Trying...not...to...make...a...sh1tting...joke...

Well he is better than Cleverley. One might say he sh!ts on him.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

BOOM and Soddy does it.

Azzy, stop being a so and so. I know it might be hard for you but just stop it. Its a serious illness, you should have some human compassion.

I've always said United's midfield was full of sh!t.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I've always said United's midfield was full of sh!t.

They need to flush away the dead wood.

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I've always said United's midfield was full of sh!t.

They need to flush away the dead wood.

Dont encourage him Soddy.
Hes like a child when they know something is wrong & they should say or do it but because someone laughs they keep doing it.

I'm just yanking his chain.

Soddy stop it, Zebs is a precious thing and he doesn't like it when we try to paper over the cracks of United's side. You've gotten me in a hole heap of trouble.

Maybe we should wipe the slate clean? I don't want to cause a stink.

I don't think I can trump that.

Well it was nice to gas with you about it anyway.

Afro, expected more from you.

i feel like #RWAT is appropriate for this conversation

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Afro, expected more from you.

So you'd never mention Fletcher's problem when discussing him?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Afro, expected more from you.

It's okay, I have a second verse.

sodhat wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Afro, expected more from you.

So you'd never mention Fletcher's problem when discussing him?

There is mentioning it & then there is using metaphors & songs to take the pi$$
Bit of a difference.

Afro wrote:It's okay, I have a second verse.

 Are you one of these guys who has the quickfire witty comments but hey are always really bad?

Good morning all,

How is everyone?

Sh!ts going down this morning eh

Is there? Because you used his illness to make a joke yourself in this post:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick you're like Valubuena they'd snap you in half.

Eh, how'd you work that out? Ive been told i'm like a bit of Darren Fletcher (without the poops) with a pinch of Cesc added.

Now I'm sure you could have easily done without the bracket bit, no?

As for then reporting Afro's post (which incidentally goes to Afro) and then changing the result of my game this week to a 0-7 loss, I think you probably need to lighten up and lose the partisan attitude to a United player.

I'm disappearing for the day now because I'm irritated.

What an over the top reaction.

We all have compassion for Fletcher and we all hope he gets back playing for his own benefit.

But you are acting like a few comments around having the sh1ts is akin to discussing the holocaust.

I'm pretty sure Fletcher would be less offended than you are.

But I will delete my post just to keep you from exploding

But I expect you to delete your post when you said you had been compared to Fletcher (without the poops) as well.

HIMYM is awesome!

Although the 9 season has been average.

sodhat wrote:Is there? Because you used his illness to make a joke yourself in this post:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick you're like Valubuena they'd snap you in half.

Eh, how'd you work that out? Ive been told i'm like a bit of Darren Fletcher (without the poops) with a pinch of Cesc added.

Now I'm sure you could have easily done without the bracket bit, no?

As for then reporting Afro's post (which incidentally goes to Afro) and then changing the result of my game this week to a 0-7 loss, I think you probably need to lighten up and lose the partisan attitude to a United player.

I'm disappearing for the day now because I'm irritated.

Likewise

Zebs yet again proven to be a complete hypocrite. What a beautiful day it's turning out to be

Before I go, apologies to all United fans for offending you all

Stay Afro, I'd hate to see the back(side) of you.

Redderz is gonna destroy Utd tonight, what a beast

Afro has left the Euro Division jungle!
He lasted 8 weeks in the jungle.

Votes sent to sodhat.

Soddy and Afro, you guys are potty.

Now its time to vote who you want to face the next bush-tucker trial.

01 Azzy
02 Viva
03 GSC
04 Olly
05 Sodhat
06 ZZZ
07 Hero