Wrestling Dreams

Ok, I understand this can quickly spiral out of control into something else completely, but lets try and be serious here lol. Haev you ever had wrestling related dreams? They are usually completely random. Take mine for instance.

First off I had one about the US title (which I have already mentioned in the US title thread): I was backstage at WWE (God knows why) and I found it on the floor. I was holding it, putting it on my shoulder, putting it on my waist (as you would if you got your hands on a real life WWE belt) and I remember thinking, "I hope Dean Ambrose doesnt catch me doing this."

I also had a dream a couple of months back before Randy Orton and John Cena faced each other for the WWE World Heavyweight title. In the dream I was the unified champion. I was walking round my mums old house with both belts on my shoulders. And I even remember thinking in the dream that I needed to make the most of having the 2 belts, as they would be combining them to make one belt soon enough.

I have also had a dream where I was watching an episode of Raw. It was one of those segments where The Authority had all the wrestlers in the ring, and for some reason Brodus Clay was goint mad at them telling them he was a main event player, but Triple H and Stephanie McMahon were just laughing at him.

In another dream, I was watching a wrestling DVD. It was a Royal Rumble, but it was outside in the daytime (kinda like the Tribute To The Troops that they do). The rumble match was actually for the world title and the last 2 were John Cena and Steve Austin. Even though it was a royal rumble, once it was down to them 2, it had to be won by pinfall. Cena won, but then Vince McMahon came down and announced that it wasnt over yet, and he bought out Hulk Hogan. For some reason, my DVD stopped there, and I had to start again and fast forward. Unfortunately the dream ended there so I never found out whether Hogan won or not.

Finally I remember as a young kid back in the late 90s or early 00s I had a dream where Big Show and X Pac had a match. Big Show knocked X Pac out the ring but he hit his head on the apron on the way out. I remember his head and neck turned all purple and Triple H and Chyna had to escort him backstage while angrily shouting at Big Show.

So as you can see I have had some completely random wrestling dreams. Please share yours. I know people will be tempted to lie and joke about orgies with all the divas, but pelase try and be serious and let us know dreams you actually had.

I had a dream years ago that I was in my kitchen and Sid Vicious (with dark hair) walked through the door and proceeded to powerbomb me on the kitchen floor. The Rockers ran in and chased Sid off, then my mum offered them tea and battenberg cake as a reward whilst I lay in a mangled heap on the floor. She did ask me if I fancied a cuppa though.

Another dream I had involved Lita (no it's not one of those!!) where she crashed into me in Tesco's car park. We both got out of our cars but then she simply walked past me, jumped into my car and drove off!

I had a dream a couple of days ago about The Shield - its a bit vague I vividly remember Seth jumping over the barricade and knocking himself out. Then I was talking to them somewhere. It was kinda like a documentary - possibly because I watched the HHH DVD earlier in the day then The Shield later on......it merged in my head, lol

Sara wrote:I had a dream a couple of days ago about The Shield - its a bit vague I vividly remember Seth jumping onto me and knocking one out

Filth Sara, pure filth.

Mr H wrote:

Sara wrote:I had a dream a couple of days ago about The Shield - its a bit vague I vividly remember Seth jumping onto me and knocking one out

Filth Sara, pure filth.

  How rude! Don't go twisting my dream like that, lol

ive shared mine before. but about 10 years ago i dreamt i had been tombstoned by the undertaker. it was in the attitude era, taker was ministry taker.

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Another dream I had involved Lita (no it's not one of those!!) where she crashed into me in Tesco's car park. We both got out of our cars but then she simply walked past me, jumped into my car and drove off!

love that one. in dreams you can have anyone. and i bet you thought here we go, backseat in tesco car park. your face when she drove off D:

Sara wrote:The Shield - I vividly remember Seth jumping over the barricade and knocking himself out.

Not sure if you noticed on last weeks raw, Seth jumped the barrier and the mats gave way and he crashed onto the floor.

it was on their first entrance I think. he furiously bang the floor in fustration

imprettyfly wrote:

Sara wrote:The Shield -  I vividly remember Seth jumping over the barricade and knocking himself out.

Not sure if you noticed on last weeks raw, Seth jumped the barrier and the mats gave way and he crashed onto the floor.

it was on their first entrance I think. he furiously bang the floor in fustration

We've already had Mr. H twist Sara's words into Seth knocking one out on top of her and now you want to introduce "furiously bang" into the conversation?! Brave, very brave   

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:

imprettyfly wrote:

Sara wrote:The Shield -  I vividly remember Seth jumping over the barricade and knocking himself out.

Not sure if you noticed on last weeks raw, Seth jumped the barrier and the mats gave way and he crashed onto the floor.

it was on their first entrance I think. he furiously bang the floor in fustration

We've already had Mr. H twist Sara's words into Seth knocking one out on top of her and now you want to introduce "furiously bang" into the conversation?! Brave, very brave   

just be thankful that the bronco buster isn't one of Seth's moves!

imprettyfly wrote:

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:

imprettyfly wrote:

Sara wrote:The Shield -  I vividly remember Seth jumping over the barricade and knocking himself out.

Not sure if you noticed on last weeks raw, Seth jumped the barrier and the mats gave way and he crashed onto the floor.

it was on their first entrance I think. he furiously bang the floor in fustration

We've already had Mr. H twist Sara's words into Seth knocking one out on top of her and now you want to introduce "furiously bang" into the conversation?! Brave, very brave   

just be thankful that the bronco buster isn't one of Seth's moves!

Haha! I did notice that, bless him. The funniest one was when Roman fell on the UK tour in November, possibly in Dublin. Its on youtube - hilarious.

I actually re-read my original message just to check I didn't accidently write anything dodgy, haha. No Freudian slips or anything   

I had dreamt about tagging with the undertaker who turned heel on me with a tombstone piledriver on steel steps. When he explained his actions he simply said he did it because he could. He went to do it again but Kane made the save only to give me a tombstone of his own as taker left the ring, taker came in both of them stomping me before dragging me outside for a double choke slam through the announce table...it was at that point I woke up shaking and confused.

I had another one last night which was definitely influenced by Raw. The Wyatt Family came out to attack some random group. Really cant remeber / didnt know who they were. It backfires on them as 3 men dressed in white came down and attacked them so they ended up getting a 6 on 3 beating. I remember thinking "this is hardly putting them over!" Then The Shield came on the screen and they were mimicking The Wyatts. Roman Reigns was wearing a Bray Wyatt beard and he was talking just like him. He was even doing the hand movements that Wyatt does.

had one last night in which MIchael Cole was retiring/quitting to get back into the legit reporter game. there was mass rejoicing amongst the IWC

I had a bizarre one the other night that made me feel terrible...
Cena,Undertaker and Big Show were cutting promos in the ring,when a big kid with Down Syndrome came out from the crowd wearing a Daniel Bryan shirt and laid waste to everyone in the ring.
He then picked up the mic to deliver his catchphrase...
'You're going down'

had one a few nights ago. brock lesnar absolutely destroyed shawn michaels. very entertaining

Brilliant_yep wrote:I had a bizarre one the other night that made me feel terrible...
Cena,Undertaker and Big Show were cutting promos in the ring,when a big kid with Down Syndrome came out from the crowd wearing a Daniel Bryan shirt and laid waste to everyone in the ring.
He then picked up the mic to deliver his catchphrase...
'You're going down'

His name was Batista

Mr H wrote:

Brilliant_yep wrote:I had a bizarre one the other night that made me feel terrible...
Cena,Undertaker and Big Show were cutting promos in the ring,when a big kid with Down Syndrome came out from the crowd wearing a Daniel Bryan shirt and laid waste to everyone in the ring.
He then picked up the mic to deliver his catchphrase...
'You're going down'

His name was Batista

    

Last night had one which was set at my place at work, where there was recently something of a staff mutiny which saw the manager get fired. Anyways a similar sort of story played out in the dream, HHH was sitting around with the rest of the staff, mostly poorly booked lockeroom members, who eventually all went out for a cigarette and returned after some time with all thier 'flaws' adjusted. Ziggler for example had cut his long hair off very shoddily with some scissors and was standing on a box.

then HHH said something very interesting along the lines of 'youre no shorter than HBK, youre no more difficult to handle than Orton was, youre more physically intimidating than Miz, stop blaming us for not getting over when these guys could'

dolph looked crushed

I had another one last night. I promise you every dream I post on here is a genuine one that I had:

Cant remember much about it but Triple H and Daniel Bryan were in the ring and it was raining money. They were both stuffing notes in their pockets and I remember Michael Cole sating "Bryan has 25 grand there!" Wonder what this was meant to mean...

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:I had another one last night. I promise you every dream I post on here is a genuine one that I had:

Cant remember much about it but Triple H and Daniel Bryan were in the ring and it was raining money. They were both stuffing notes in their pockets and I remember Michael Cole sating "Bryan has 25 grand there!" Wonder what this was meant to mean...

Sounds alot like the Crystal Maze... Make sure not to get any silvers..