Celebrity Boxing Match: DMX vs George Zimmerman

Yes, this is real. George Zimmerman, the man acquitted of killing Trayvon Martin, has signed a contract with celebrity boxing match promotor Damon Feldman. And Feldman has delivered on his reputation for head-spinning matchups (see: Tonya Harding vs. a waitress) by selecting DMX as Zimmerman's opponent, TMZ reports. To break it down further: George Zimmerman will fight DMX.

As you can imagine, the list of people willing to fight Zimmerman was long. Among the 15,000 candidates was the rapper Game, who told TMZ: "I would not be boxing for me... I'd be boxing for the legacy of Trayvon Martin and his family." DMX also told TMZ that he wants to fight on behalf of "every black person who has been done wrong in the system...I am going to beat the living f*** out of him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f*** him up right." He also threatened to p*** on Zimmerman's face.

Details of the fight, which takes place on March 1, will be announced during a news conference next Wednesday.

To be fair it'll be more entertaining than Fury vs the guy working the car park barrier.

Who is this guy Zimmerman? No idea

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/14/us/george-zimmerman-verdict-trayvon-martin.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Izzi wrote:To be fair it'll be more entertaining than Fury vs the guy working the car park barrier.

Who is this guy Zimmerman? No idea

Never mind that, who the **** is/was Trayvon Martin?

And perhaps more importantly, what dumbass adult thinks Trayvon is decent name for a child?

Hope the rapper loses

"DMX also told TMZ"

WTF?

catchweight wrote:"DMX also told TMZ"

WTF?

LOL

Celebrity! an acquitted murder suspect?

SweetScience wrote:Celebrity! an acquitted murderer?

In other news, Dappy to fight William Roach

DAVE667 wrote:

SweetScience wrote:Celebrity! an acquitted murderer?

In other news, Dappy to fight William Roach

Wow. That would be a fight. Roach would kill him.

hazharrison wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

SweetScience wrote:Celebrity! an acquitted murderer?

In other news, Dappy to fight William Roach

Wow. That would be a fight. Roach would kill him.

They could bring in a continuous line of "rappers" and acquitted offenders.

Dappy loses, they bring in one of So Solid Crew (there's millions of 'em)
Roach loses so they bring in Michael Barrymore.
When they run out of real rappers they bring in John Barnes

Izzi wrote:

Who is this guy Zimmerman? No idea

       

You spent the last year or so diving into your Ducktales-esque money vault or something???????

Who or what is DMX ?

TopHat24/7 wrote:  This thread will need to be closed as soon as C_S gets wind, it's what killed off N&CA.

Will not take that long