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I'm always up for deals Enigma   

You've got in Fischer who's always wanted and Paletta is being heavily linked with a number of sides recently due to being in top form this season, he's also got a call up to the Italy side.

Alright, I've decided that I'll take over his side.

Squad page will go up very shortly, I'm looking to do a fair few deals so is there any caps on domestic transfer's within a day/week? This is also a question to the runners but do I get anything for taking over a side?

I'm out for the majority of the afternoon but shall be back on here early evening so please leave your offers and I will respond!

And Schone too, who has scored 11 and assisted 7 this season, so having a pretty good year too

The_Enigma wrote: do I get anything for taking over a side?

I believe you might get a Gnasher badge.

The_Enigma wrote:Alright, I've decided that I'll take over his side.

Squad page will go up very shortly, I'm looking to do a fair few deals so is there any caps on domestic transfer's within a day/week? This is also a question to the runners but do I get anything for taking over a side?

I'm out for the majority of the afternoon but shall be back on here early evening so please leave your offers and I will respond!

No caps on Domestic transfers
You get 2 TP's a week under 6m from tomorrow.
You also have to accept one of your lawyers a week or trade them in league.

im ready to do lawyers/injuries if you still need people to chip in with stuff

Cheers Tranc can you do the league your not in

Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

Your best bet is probably a tobacconist. I don't think places like supermarkets stock them. Normally they are bought online

Maybe an off licence Viva, if not what Afro said.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

Why not buy a Cuban virgin with big thighs?

Anyway, if Tom from Tom and Jerry can roll his own cigarette (then light it with a gun) why cant you?

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

Why not buy a Cuban virgin with big thighs?

And if you can't find a Cuban one, there's always Olly

Afro wrote:

The_Enigma wrote: do I get anything for taking over a side?

I believe you might get a Gnasher badge.

True story: I used to make those for the Beano! Got paid by the 1,000.

votes in..

Afro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

Why not buy a Cuban virgin with big thighs?

And if you can't find a Cuban one, there's always Olly

No rush finding one either, I imagine Olly will be a serviceable virgin until he's rich enough to pay for a massage parlour.

Hero wrote:

Afro wrote:

The_Enigma wrote: do I get anything for taking over a side?

I believe you might get a Gnasher badge.

True story: I used to make those for the Beano! Got paid by the 1,000.

I'm a Dandy man and always will be, you filthy heathen.

Beano > Dandy. Bash Street Kids > all.

Desperate Dan > Dennis the Menace as a flag bearer.

Dennis the Menace was a little cnutpuffin. Desperate Dan ate whole cows in pie form.

But who did Dandy have after Desperate Dan....? No one!

At least Beano had depth. Bash Street Kids, Roger the Dodger, Minnie the Minx

Afro wrote:But who did Dandy have after Desperate Dan....? No one!

At least Beano had depth. Bash Street Kids, Roger the Dodger, Minnie the Minx

Pfft. One word. Bananaman.

This debate is over.

sodhat wrote:

Afro wrote:But who did Dandy have after Desperate Dan....? No one!

At least Beano had depth. Bash Street Kids, Roger the Dodger, Minnie the Minx

Pfft. One word. Bananaman.

This debate is over.

It would have been had Bananaman not also appeared in The Beano.

Plus he was pinched from Beezer or Nutty or one of the other ones anyway

He was too good for the Beano.

I really don't get the Beano. The Dandy was just all around better.

Who's going to be the first one to snap this kid up?

http://www.soccerwiki.org/player.php?pid=69715

Roll up are quite a bit cheaper than normal fags and I can choose how much/less tobacco I use. I can't roll up at all that's why I need the machine. Thank you Afro.

How about an e-cig, Viva? Friends don't let friends smoke apparently, so you can't be smoking.

We have a work experience kid in this week and he goes to school at the same school I went to. Weird, small world.

I've tried them they don't have the feeling of a proper smoke, I hope I can quit one day but I don't have the will power at the moment. 

I once met a man in Newcastle 30 years older than me and he went to the same school as me.

Did he whisper that into your ear as he slipped something in your drink?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

Try Tesco they do everything nowadays really   

sodhat wrote:Did he whisper that into your ear as he slipped something in your drink?

What would you say if I said he slipped his dick into my ear?

Fernando wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Where can I get cigarette rolling machines from but not online.

Try Tesco they do everything nowadays really   

I tried them yesterday, phoned them before I went in they said yes. Went I got there the women sold me empty cigarette shells with some machine. I'll try again today

That you have massive ears.

Or that he is an unlucky chap.

My friend is in the army and essentially everyone in the army has gigantic dicks if you believe him. He constantly tells us about seeing these gargantuan wangs in the showers.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Did he whisper that into your ear as he slipped something in your drink?

What would you say if I said he slipped his dick into my ear?

Not the first or last time

Marky wrote:

CF wrote:i made enquiuries to a few clubs yesterday..if the gaffer of them clubs are around, then you can get back to me please

Considering you don't reply to others' enquiries, that's a little rich

i had told you previously,what i wanted for him..you then offered something which you clearly knew was going to be turned down, so i didn't waste my time

Man, CF isn't the first to leave. Progress

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Did he whisper that into your ear as he slipped something in your drink?

What would you say if I said he slipped his dick into my ear?

Anything we wanted, you wouldn't be able to hear us.

GSC wrote:Man, CF isn't the first to leave. Progress

In fairness he is usually asked to leave. He may still be the first for that.

Sent votes to Gregers.

Are we all sending our votes to Gregers this week? (both leagues i mean)

Other league sending to Hero I think, worth sending to both if unsure.

I've not had any in so far if they are to me

I've sent my votes to Gregers.

Bad day to be Kevin Strootman. Out for 6 months & the World Cup

#BadTimes

I have sent my votes to Hero, ZZZ and Gregers. Thanks Marky by the way.

When is the transfer centre open/closed to purchase foreign players? Might take a couple of weeks, but I'm planning on shifting a few out of my side...

2 per week open all times.

Morning 

Big announcement, Viva "One shot one kill"  vs Mighty Unmighty tonight on Fifa who's going to win? The champion takes on the new comer.

Right, I've had a look through the confirmed transfers and I'm guessing that I'll have to wait until Noon today to place this weeks bids. The previous manager already signed two players last Thursday.

Somebody please confirm that this is right?

Guys Don't worry, I'll get around to responding to the latest offers later this morning...

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning 

Big announcement, Viva "One shot one kill"  vs Mighty Unmighty tonight on Fifa who's going to win? The champion takes on the new comer.

Bit harsh to describe yourself as a newcomer Viva You've been around long enough to be consider a mainstay