The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 3:13 pm

Do we think Jeff has gone home ill?

I'm worried about him.

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 3:27 pm

Perhaps he's turned himself inside out.

Was (is?) Andy Peters a sausage Nigel?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 3:35 pm

Union Cane wrote:Perhaps he's turned himself inside out.

Was (is?) Andy Peters a sausage Nigel?

Not sure what one of them is. If you mean is he partial to a bit of hide the sausage then I believe so yes.

Not being homophobic or owt but saw that picture of Gareth Thomas and his new boyfriend in a bubble bath the other day. Made me go all queasy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 3:37 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Not being homophobic or owt but saw that picture of Gareth Thomas and his new boyfriend in a bubble bath the other day. Made me go all queasy.

I heard a great interview with him on 5live t'other week.

I was coming back from somewhere and it was such a gripping interview, I sat in the Chrysler for 30 minutes outside the house listening to it.

He's a really inspirational chap.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 3:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Not being homophobic or owt but saw that picture of Gareth Thomas and his new boyfriend in a bubble bath the other day. Made me go all queasy.

I heard a great interview with him on 5live t'other week.

I was coming back from somewhere and it was such a gripping interview, I sat in the Chrysler for 30 minutes outside the house listening to it.

He's a really inspirational chap.

Maybe so, but I don't want to see him in radox tub with Jeff ever again.

Must try and catch the Colin Murray / Geoff Boycott podcast on talksport. Supposed to be very good.

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 4:29 pm

Jejune on here this afternoon.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 4:47 pm

Galted's dad, Winona and Rachel all wrote:

Hey Galts,

How are you son? I’m here with the girls at the moment. Winona can’t talk as she has her mouth full and Rach can’t type as she is currently attaching clamps to all three of my nipples, but they send their love.

Sorry about this messy business with leaving your mum, but it was inevitable really. It wasn’t because she wouldn’t put out (quite the opposite actually. Dirty old cow. Did you ever see her do that thing with the jeroboam of Champagne? Sideways?! Incredible) but more the fact she wanted me to have regular contact with you. I still love you, in a way, but regular contact with someone like you isn’t something I would recommend. How is the job going? You still doing that dress up thing on the side? Bet the kids love that. Who would have thought there would be such a call for Ray Mears lookalike parties.

I need to say sorry for a couple of things. Firstly, sorry for calling you Sloth when you were growing up but all my mates down the pub thought it was LOL funny. Did you ever get your crater head sorted out or do you still look a stupid, bobble headed c*nt?

Also, sorry I never came and watched you play rugger as a kid. I just had better things to do than watch you run around dropping the ball like some midget with his hands cut off. My God you were sh*t. LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done for trying though. God loves a trier.

Speak soon chum,

Daddy G.

p.s. say hello to Tino if you get the chance. What a f*cking cracking bloke he is. Hilarious. Spent a great evening in Stringfellows with him last week. He is like the son I wish was mine.

xx

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 4:48 pm

Union Cane wrote:Jejune on here this afternoon.

I thought it was jeseptember?

by Rowley Mon 22 Sep 2014, 5:42 pm

I am still here Tina. Your concern is genuinely touching though. First day back at work so am pretty busy. Am going to a gig tonight so am trying to ignore the illness and will deal with the consequences of my foolishness tomorrow.

by kingraf Mon 22 Sep 2014, 6:36 pm

Enjoy Geoff. I see the London crowd was complaining about the arrangements of Lauryn Hill's songs in her live show. On the one hand, I suppose you do want to be able to sing along to your favourite songs, but on the other, what's the point of attending live. concerts if you only wanna hear album versions of everything?

by **Galted** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 8:41 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
a little blind orphan wrote:
Excuse me please Mr Windows but please help me because mum she was killed by ebola and daddy was killed in a mine. I want to earn just a little bit of money for my little sister to buy her a Mars Bar because she has cancer and soon she will be dead. She has never had Mars Bar before. I have been working for two years for you since I was six but I can't get much money because I have no arms because of the men who killed my brothers tried to kill me also but I hopped away on my one leg because the other was bitten by crocodile. I got extra 2p for my birthday to spend on Mars Bar but I still need money so please god bless you Mr Windows give me just a little raise because I work hard breaking stones with my face to make gravel for your driveway and I am always sore and my sister she is always crying

LOL

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:16 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
a little blind orphan wrote:
Excuse me please Mr Windows but please help me because mum she was killed by ebola and daddy was killed in a mine. I want to earn just a little bit of money for my little sister to buy her a Mars Bar because she has cancer and soon she will be dead. She has never had Mars Bar before. I have been working for two years for you since I was six but I can't get much money because I have no arms because of the men who killed my brothers tried to kill me also but I hopped away on my one leg because the other was bitten by crocodile. I got extra 2p for my birthday to spend on Mars Bar but I still need money so please god bless you Mr Windows give me just a little raise because I work hard breaking stones with my face to make gravel for your driveway and I am always sore and my sister she is always crying

LOL

Fist. Get in there. I knew coming into work today would serve a purpose.

Hope Jeff's alright after his poorly tummy. I hope he doesn't have ebola. We should quarantine him from the Culture Cup if he has.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:19 am

Second that emotion.

by Adam D Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:19 am

I am currently looking for sponsors of the Culture Cup. Boy George has expressed interest but is only offering Karma in payment.

Anyone else know of anyone who might be interested?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:35 am

Adam wrote:Anyone else know of anyone who might be interested

Force and Styles have a whole heart of gold... Must be worth something and they get a lot of coverage on here.

by kingraf Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:36 am

My girlfriend's mum is a home executive, much like Tina. Maybe we should ask their council to sponsor us... Could get some lovely pillows and baby wipes.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:40 am

kingraf wrote:home executive, much like Tina

I could ask Mr Dharmishra and family to sponsor us.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:57 am

Will Ferrell?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:00 am

morning.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:03 am

Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

by Adam D Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:10 am

the advert thing is worrying - not happening to me.

Let me know if its just this site please!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:14 am

I got an advert for russian brides at the top of the page? happens a lot after Galted has posted.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:16 am

Union Cane wrote:Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

I remember the good ole days when this site was advert free.

Then Adam became a megalomaniac and now we are bombarded.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:23 am

I refreshed and they have disappeared now.

I do have adverts for the Post Office and Cheddar Gorge at the top though.

by Rowley Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:32 am

Amazon and a Nationwide current account for me, which gives you some insight as to how rock and roll my lifestyle tends to be.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:33 am

How was the gig Jeff? Who did you see?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:36 am

Rowley wrote:Amazon and a Nationwide current account for me, which gives you some insight as to how rock and roll my lifestyle tends to be.

I have Jet2holidays and Modern Aga's.

How is the ebola?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Amazon and a Nationwide current account for me, which gives you some insight as to how rock and roll my lifestyle tends to be.

I have Jet2holidays and Modern Aga's.

How is the ebola?

I've been looking at stoves recently.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:39 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Amazon and a Nationwide current account for me, which gives you some insight as to how rock and roll my lifestyle tends to be.

I have Jet2holidays and Modern Aga's.

How is the ebola?

I've been looking at stoves recently.

That's nice for you.

Anything in particular?

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:I've been looking at stoves recently.

From the inside?

by Rowley Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:40 am

Didn't go Sean, TSMR was not overly bothered and I felt a bit off, so we sacked it off. Think the Ebola is retreating, suspect my iron constitution and inherent northern hardness has scared it off.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:42 am

Danny Dyer wrote: so we sacked it off.

For the love of God.

by Rowley Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:44 am

Sorry Tina, genuinely so, absolutely not acceptable.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:53 am

Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina, genuinely so, absolutely not acceptable.

Apology accepted.

Lets all move on and forget it happened.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina, genuinely so, absolutely not acceptable.

Apology accepted.

Lets all move on and forget it happened.

Forget what happened?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina, genuinely so, absolutely not acceptable.

Apology accepted.

Lets all move on and forget it happened.

Forget what happened?

Collateral damage to his Tradesman's entrance.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Amazon and a Nationwide current account for me, which gives you some insight as to how rock and roll my lifestyle tends to be.

I have Jet2holidays and Modern Aga's.

How is the ebola?

I've been looking at stoves recently.

That's nice for you.

Anything in particular?

Westfire series 1. http://www.stovesareus.co.uk/brands/brands-g-to-z/westfire-stoves/westfire-series-one-wood-burning-stove.html

by Adam D Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

I remember the good ole days when this site was advert free.

Then Adam became a megalomaniac and now we are bombarded.

the Ferrari needs petrol so if you could all be so kind as to possibly help out by exploring the adverts, that would be good!

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:03 am

Worked out what happened with the adverts, I had inadvertently downloaded some adware whilst downloading some banging choons for my journey home yesterday, so I was getting adverts all over the place. Sorted it now, stand down, panic over.

Now getting adverts at the top for Carphone Warehouse, which surely must be the most misnomered business in the world.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10 am

Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

I remember the good ole days when this site was advert free.

Then Adam became a megalomaniac and now we are bombarded.

the Ferrari needs petrol so if you could all be so kind as to possibly help out by exploring the adverts, that would be good!

I already have. I clicked on one for 'Back to school' PC virus protection this morning. Riveting stuff.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:17 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

I remember the good ole days when this site was advert free.

Then Adam became a megalomaniac and now we are bombarded.

the Ferrari needs petrol so if you could all be so kind as to possibly help out by exploring the adverts, that would be good!

I already have. I clicked on one for 'Back to school' PC virus protection this morning. Riveting stuff.

Trying to disguise your porn surfing whilst at home?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:29 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

I remember the good ole days when this site was advert free.

Then Adam became a megalomaniac and now we are bombarded.

the Ferrari needs petrol so if you could all be so kind as to possibly help out by exploring the adverts, that would be good!

I already have. I clicked on one for 'Back to school' PC virus protection this morning. Riveting stuff.

Trying to disguise your porn surfing whilst at home?

I'm in work today. Pay attention, man

I don't need to hide my porn surfing, the laptop does that for me. It has something called 'In Private' browsing that hides all your t'internet history. I could kiss the man who invented it.

by Adam D Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:43 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Adam D wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Don't know if it is just me but I am getting an advert after every three or so posts this morning. The battery in my wireless keyboard is also running low, it keeps missing letters out and I have to keep going back and putting them in and this has taken me nearly 5 minutes so far.

I remember the good ole days when this site was advert free.

Then Adam became a megalomaniac and now we are bombarded.

the Ferrari needs petrol so if you could all be so kind as to possibly help out by exploring the adverts, that would be good!

I already have. I clicked on one for 'Back to school' PC virus protection this morning. Riveting stuff.

Trying to disguise your porn surfing whilst at home?

I'm in work today. Pay attention, man

I don't need to hide my porn surfing, the laptop does that for me. It has something called 'In Private' browsing that hides all your t'internet history. I could kiss the man who invented it.

He'd most probably be pretending to be a teenager anyway

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:01 am

The collection of songs will lead you to a recent news story (more so titles than the artist).

1.) And he's plain ugly to me, and I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life.
2.) Dream about the days to come when I won't have to leave alone, about the times I won't have to say: kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me, hold me like you'll never let me go.
3.) He's reading balzac, knocking back prozac, it's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland.
4.)I wasn't looking but somehow you found me. I tried to hide from your love light. But like Heaven above me, the spy who loved me, is keeping all my secrets safe tonight
5.) And our friends are all on board, many more of them live next door. And the band begins to play

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04 am

3. Country House. Blur.

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04 am

2. John Denver - Leaving on a jet plane

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06 am

Number 1 is Cheryl Crow but I can't remember the song.

Seen her live. She was supporting the Rolling Stones at the old Wembley in the mid '90's.

Very small lady.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06 am

5) Yellow Submarine - The Beatles

by **seanmichaels** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Number 1 is Cheryl Crow but I can't remember the song.

Seen her live. She was supporting the Rolling Stones at the old Wembley in the mid '90's.

Very small lady.

So middle class.

Union right, Tino right and Rick right. 2 left

by **Union Cane** Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07 am

4. Lady in Red?

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