The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by Rowley Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:03 pm

I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

by **superflyweight** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:03 pm

Sorry for the delay - just been working on a dreadnought that will keep Edinburgh plumbers busy over the next few days.

It will make a better First Minister than Salmond.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

Alex Salmond now looks like someone has drawn a sad face on a scrotum...

That's almost certainly what Super looks like. Just add ginger hair to the image and you're there.

Ham, cheese and mayo sandwich on thick white bread. Had to pop into town to get some decent bread but it was worth it. Lovely stuff.

Some plain Hula-Hoops and a bar of fruit and nut. Washed down with a can of coke zero.

You're going to get fat Windows.....

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:10 pm

super wrote:It will make a better First Minister than Salmond.

So would a lucky 8-ball...

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:10 pm

Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:11 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

Alex Salmond now looks like someone has drawn a sad face on a scrotum...

That's almost certainly what Super looks like. Just add ginger hair to the image and you're there.

Ham, cheese and mayo sandwich on thick white bread. Had to pop into town to get some decent bread but it was worth it. Lovely stuff.

Some plain Hula-Hoops and a bar of fruit and nut. Washed down with a can of coke zero.

You're going to get fat Windows.....

Coke zero. I don't think so, Seany.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

Jeff and I are beyond you. In many ways.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:14 pm

You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

by Rowley Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:15 pm

I think I am in the process of coming down with the novovirus or whatever it is called. At the risk of being crude things are passing through me quite quickly today. On the plus side have made a decision to go on a diet today so a few days of illness could give me just the start I need.

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:15 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

I'm not as thin as I was when I was 18, but I'm not exactly TopHat. I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

Jeff and I are beyond you. In many ways.

I don't understand.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:20 pm

Rowley wrote:I think I am in the process of coming down with the novovirus or whatever it is called. At the risk of being crude things are passing through me quite quickly today. On the plus side have made a decision to go on a diet today so a few days of illness could give me just the start I need.

I think you'll know if you have it. I bugled so hard some peanuts that i'd eaten earlier in the day got stuck in my teeth on their way out. For 24 hours it was the most ill I have ever felt. Constant sh1tt1ng and bugling.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

I'm not as thin as I was when I was 18, but I'm not exactly TopHat. I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

Jeff?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:21 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:You never see a thin person drinking diet coke or coke zero.

The fat women here have shares in the stuff though.

I'm not as thin as I was when I was 18, but I'm not exactly TopHat. I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

Jeff?

Nope.

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not even Union for f*cks sake.

F*ck off, tubby.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:25 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:I had a coke zero as well Tina. I knew we would find some common ground eventually.

Why anyone would drink coke zero instead of pepsi max is beyond me.

Jeff and I are beyond you. In many ways.

F*ck off, thickhead.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:28 pm

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:31 pm

A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

by Guest Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:32 pm

Rowley wrote:I think I am in the process of coming down with the novovirus or whatever it is called. At the risk of being crude things are passing through me quite quickly today. On the plus side have made a decision to go on a diet today so a few days of illness could give me just the start I need.

I had it the Christmas before last...on family photos I have a slightly greenish tinge to my skin. I really was p!ssing rusty water out me ar$e. You have my sympathies and I predict at least a four pound weight loss for you in the next two or three days.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.

by Guest Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.

What is your opinion on horse racing Tina?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:43 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.
What is your opinion on horse racing Tina?

I f*cking hate it.

by Guest Mon 22 Sep 2014, 1:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A fat scouse living in the home counties. Tino, are you Micky Quinn?

If I had the faintest idea who Mickey Quinn was, I would confirm or deny that.
What is your opinion on horse racing Tina?

I f*cking hate it.

You're definitely not Mickey Quinn then...or you ARE Mickey Quinn and are being very devious.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:15 pm

DAVE wrote:You're definitely not Mickey Quinn then...or you ARE Mickey Quinn and are being very devious.

In which case, as Micky Quinn does not have the smarts to be devious, he can not be Micky Quinn, can see this getting stuck in a loop of rhetoric...

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:17 pm

Anthony Quinn more like.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:18 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:You're definitely not Mickey Quinn then...or you ARE Mickey Quinn and are being very devious.

In which case, as Micky Quinn does not have the smarts to be devious, he can not be Micky Quinn, can see this getting stuck in a loop of rhetoric...

But has Tino ever had a moustache?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:19 pm

Union Cane wrote:Anthony Quinn more like.

Dr Quinn Medicine Woman more like.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:20 pm

sean wrote:But has Tino ever had a moustache?

Let's look at the evidence:

1) Scouse
2) Tubby
3) Stay at home dad
4) Shoplifter

I would say almost certainly sean.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:21 pm

The Mighty Quinn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:23 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:But has Tino ever had a moustache?

Let's look at the evidence:

1) Scouse
2) Tubby
3) Stay at home dad
4) Shoplifter

I would say almost certainly sean.

I am guilty of all of the above but I've never had a moustache. That blows your theory out of the water, Rumpole.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:24 pm

Tino wrote:I am guilty of all of the above but I've never had a moustache. That blows your theory out of the water, Rumpole.

Probably not Micky Quinn then...

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:29 pm

That was fun, working out which alive minor celebrities we are not could be the new working out which recently deceased minor celebrities we are not.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:29 pm

Union Cane wrote:That was fun, working out which alive minor celebrities we are not could be the new working out which recently deceased minor celebrities we are not.

I still don't know who the bastard is.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Mighty Quinn.

C Quinn.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:31 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Mighty Quinn.

C Quinn.

Excellent work.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:33 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micky_Quinn

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:36 pm

Union Cane wrote:That was fun, working out which alive minor celebrities we are not could be the new working out which recently deceased minor celebrities we are not.

Ok. I'll have fiirst crack at you.

Are you a professional sportsman?

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Ok. I'll have fiirst crack at you.

Are you a professional sportsman?

Yes.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:39 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Ok. I'll have fiirst crack at you.

Are you a professional sportsman?

Yes.

Interesting. I think I have it. Are you David Icke?

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:40 pm

No, you win.

by Adam D Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:41 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The Mighty Quinn.

C Quinn.

As Charlie Sheen would say #quinning

by **superflyweight** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:43 pm

Mickey Quim.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:47 pm

Sicky Rim

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:47 pm

superflyweight wrote:Mickey Quim.

Sticky Quim.

by kingraf Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:50 pm

Well, this is a new low.

by **Union Cane** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:51 pm

Clicky Chin.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:52 pm

Mornington Crescent

by **seanmichaels** Mon 22 Sep 2014, 2:58 pm

kingraf wrote:Well, this is a new low.

This is a low, but it won't hurt you.
When you're alone it will be there with you
Finding ways to stay solo....

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