The Ultimate Challange

No this isn't a thread about Wrestlemania 6 but rather a bit of fun.

We all no John Cena has been booked in a lot of back to the wall situations over the years but as the 'Cenation Commander' will 'never back down!' he has always found a way to overcome the odds.

The purpose of this thread is to come up with a list of matches that WWE could present Cena in where the odds would really be stacked against him, the sillier the better

Few of suggestions from me

John Cena vs Chyna, Kharma and Bull Nakano- 3 on 1 Handicap Good Housekeeping Match

John Cena vs Jeff Hardy- Magical Mountain Bike of Sobriety Match
-The winner of this match is the first man to cycle a mountain bike up a ladder, while high of meth, and grab a golden bong suspended above the ring

John Cena and CM Punk vs Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Sandman- Tag Team Beer Drinking Challange

Hopefully you guys can have fun with this

Dodge a bullet match
John Cena vs. The firing squad.

His back would well and truly be against the wall!!

John Cena v Ric Flair in a 'First to lose all their money from their latest wife in a messy divorce and then repeat the process continuously for the next few years thus making all your retirements meaningless and you end up having to blade yourself on a 2 bit show each and every week simply to pay the bills' match

John Cena v John Cena in a No Holds Barred match

John Cena is facing impossible odds and then makes an amazing recovery against his opponent John Cena. And vica versa.

This also has the record for the longest ever wrestling match, and Stephen Hawking wrote about it being the prime example of the term "inifinity"

Hero wrote:John Cena v Ric Flair in a 'First to lose all their money from their latest wife in a messy divorce and then repeat the process continuously for the next few years thus making all your retirements meaningless and you end up having to blade yourself on a 2 bit show each and every week simply to pay the bills' match

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read on here

John Cena v The Ultimate Warrior - The Battle of the Shoulder Blocks - we all know what happens when the Warrior starts shaking the ropes and dancing in the ring!

John Cena v JR in a who can say 'BAH GAWD AUSTIN! STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER! BBQ, TATSU, THAT SON OF A RATTLESNAKE! BAH GAWD, REDUCED CHICKEN WINGS IN JR'S SAUCE! BAH GAWD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP THIS! BAH GAWD! the most match

John Cena vs The Undertaker in a 'who can stay buried alive for the longest' match

John Cena vs Dino Bravo vs Chris Kanyon v Giant Gonzalez in a who can hold there breath for the longest match

John Cena vs Chris Benoit vs Suicide vs Homicide in literally a Fatal Four Way Match.

Jesus those last 2 where a bit close to the bone.

John Cena vs Big Show in a "Whos the tallest match"

Cena vs Hogan in a "No talent but can still carry the whole company" match.

Cena vs Triple H vs McMahons vs Kevin Nash in a fatal 4way "Quad Blow out elimination" match, last one to blow out a quad loses.

Mr H wrote:John Cena vs Chris Benoit vs Suicide vs Homicide in literally a Fatal Four Way Match.

i likes the cut of your jib

John Cena v The Shockmaster in a ‘Who can wear a silver stormtrooper helmet and crash through a wall whilst Davey Boy Smith shouts out obscenities’ match

John Cena v The Yeti in a ‘Who can wear a load of toilet roll and dryhump Hogan’ match

Cena vs The Spirit Squad.

The Gayest gimmick on a pole match

Cena vs Matt Hardy- Fattest man match

Cena v Kurt Angle
'First to slag off other wrestlers on Twitter for using their moves which actualy aren't really just your moves and then in the morning when sobered up pretend someone else 'hacked' your account' match.

John Cena vs Michael Cole- Miz bum licking match

John Cena vs Bryan Danielson vs CM Punk-Wrestling match

WickhamWonderland wrote:John Cena vs Bryan Danielson vs CM Punk-Wrestling match

Yep can't beat that one!

John Cena vs Chris Benoit

JR: "How do you learn to wrestle a dead body?!"

Dexter Morgan wrote:John Cena vs Chris Benoit

JR: "How do you learn to wrestle a dead body?!"