The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

First topic message reminder :

What, now?

Galted wrote:Hello everybody. At Westminster Council where Galtova is getting her first world citizenship. Ceremony hasn't started yet and I'm dying for a poo. Wish I was at work.

Hello Galted. I f*cking miss you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Hello everybody. At Westminster Council where Galtova is getting her first world citizenship. Ceremony hasn't started yet and I'm dying for a poo. Wish I was at work.

Hello Galted.  I f*cking miss you.

I always though Galtova was a figment of his imagination. I have missed a business opportunity through my cynicism.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Hello everybody. At Westminster Council where Galtova is getting her first world citizenship. Ceremony hasn't started yet and I'm dying for a poo. Wish I was at work.

Hello Galted.  I f*cking miss you.

I always though Galtova was a figment of his imagination. I have missed a business opportunity through my cynicism.

She almost certainly is, I am just playing along with it.

Phucking miss you too, Tino and Jeff. No-one here's speaking English. Ungrateful c+nts.

Waiting for the latecomers. Being clever enough to use public transport should be a prerequisite. When they get here I'm going to give them a furious xenophobic glare.

Galted wrote:Waiting for the latecomers. Being clever enough to use public transport should be a prerequisite. When they get here I'm going to give them a furious xenophobic glare.

You can blame Jeff. He lets anyone in so long as he can line his own pockets.

Galted wrote:When they get here I'm going to give them a furious xenophobic glare.

Couple it with extreme tutting and covering your mouth with a hankie for added effect...

Good you see you on the daytime technology grid Galted

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Waiting for the latecomers. Being clever enough to use public transport should be a prerequisite. When they get here I'm going to give them a furious xenophobic glare.

You can blame Jeff.  He lets anyone in so long as he can line his own pockets.

You should be grateful Tina, it is folk like me who give you the opportunity to ogle the Ukranian girl at work.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Waiting for the latecomers. Being clever enough to use public transport should be a prerequisite. When they get here I'm going to give them a furious xenophobic glare.

You can blame Jeff.  He lets anyone in so long as he can line his own pockets.

You should be grateful Tina, it is folk like me who give you the opportunity to ogle the Ukranian girl at work.

She is dead to me. Bloody lesbian.

Tino wrote:She is dead to me. Bloody lesbian.

you do realise that if a the very dead, blood covered corpse of an eastern european rug muncher appears then this could be used as evidence....

Only to convict me...but as I eat all my victims I think I'm OK

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:She is dead to me. Bloody lesbian.

you do realise that if a the very dead, blood covered corpse of an eastern european rug muncher appears then this could be used as evidence....

I don't think she is a real lesbian so would that make my post inadmissible as evidence?

Tino wrote:I don't think she is a real lesbian so would that make my post inadmissible as evidence?

not after this statement.... Best just get DAVE to eat them

Smile ya son of a bitch

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I don't think she is a real lesbian so would that make my post inadmissible as evidence?

not after this statement....  Best just get DAVE to eat them

B*llocks. I haven't got the hang of this legal stuff.

That would involve me meeting up with Dave. I some reservations about this.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I don't think she is a real lesbian so would that make my post inadmissible as evidence?

not after this statement....  Best just get DAVE to eat them

B*llocks.  I haven't got the hang of this legal stuff.

That would involve me meeting up with Dave.  I some reservations about this.

You must be quite keen to meet him if you've already made the reservations.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I don't think she is a real lesbian so would that make my post inadmissible as evidence?

not after this statement....  Best just get DAVE to eat them

B*llocks.  I haven't got the hang of this legal stuff.

That would involve me meeting up with Dave.  I some reservations about this.

You must be quite keen to meet him if you've already made the reservations.

The only person on here I am 'keen' to meet is you, Jules.

Tino wrote:That would involve me meeting up with Dave. I some reservations about this.

Just dump it in the Leeds/Liverpool like most folk around here, I am sure DAVE will pick it up eventually

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:I don't think she is a real lesbian so would that make my post inadmissible as evidence?

not after this statement....  Best just get DAVE to eat them

B*llocks.  I haven't got the hang of this legal stuff.

That would involve me meeting up with Dave.  I some reservations about this.

You must be quite keen to meet him if you've already made the reservations.

The only person on here I am 'keen' to meet is you, Jules.

I like you too much for that to happen Tino. I'd hate to see the disappointment in your face.

Shoite sandwich and shoite soup...

Phucking shoite

rick_dagless wrote:Shoite sandwich and shoite soup...

Phucking shoite

Shoite - is that Japanese food?

Jules wrote:Shoite - is that Japanese food?

Yep, a type of mushroom I believe

Rick, you don't half talk some shiitake.

Tino wrote:Rick, you don't half talk some shiitake.

True, but I am such a fun guy

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Rick, you don't half talk some shiitake.

True, but I am such a fun guy

They broke the mould with you rick.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Rick, you don't half talk some shiitake.

True, but I am such a fun guy

They broke the mould with you rick.

He really is magic.

I didn't want truffle peoples feathers with bad punnery

That old chestnut again

If this continues, I will lock the thread. Yes it will be a closed [culture] cup.

I used to work on a cruise ship. Quite often we would send the butler to the lower decks.

He was a porter below my floor.

See whats happened! Oyster ed it up too much

Was an inordinate amount of spectacularly good-looking gash becoming British today. I suspect that michaels may have some involvement in the selection process.

rick_dagless wrote:See whats happened! Oyster ed it up too much

Praise the Lord. I'm prawn again!

I spilled sauce all over my trousers.

Poor Chinos will never be the same

Adam wrote:I spilled sauce all over my trousers.

Poor Chinos will never be the same

There is a morel to this story

Adam D wrote:I spilled sauce all over my trousers.

Poor Chinos will never be the same

I can imagine you in Chino's. With a red Lacoste shirt on and brown, slip on shoes. With a retro black and white Dunlop m*n-bag slung over your shoulders.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I spilled sauce all over my trousers.

Poor Chinos will never be the same

I can imagine you in Chino's.  With a red Lacoste shirt on and brown, slip on shoes.  With a retro black and white Dunlop m*n-bag slung over your shoulders.

You are dead to me.

You have just described everything I hate about this world.

Adam D wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:I spilled sauce all over my trousers.

Poor Chinos will never be the same

I can imagine you in Chino's.  With a red Lacoste shirt on and brown, slip on shoes.  With a retro black and white Dunlop m*n-bag slung over your shoulders.

You are dead to me.

You have just described everything I hate about this world.

I hate m*n-bags. Can I be alive to you again?

Lucky I had a defibrillator to hand.

Adam D wrote:Lucky I had a defibrillator to hand.

You're supposed to use it on your heart, not your hand. Unless it was hand on heart?

What is your favourite cheese?

Bought a soft blue cheese from a specialist cheese shop on a recent trip to Ongar. Don't know what the name of it is but it's bloody good (the cheese and the cheese shop). Had it (the cheese) with potato pancakes and went "mmmm" in a purry way on more than one occasion.

My cat's favourite cheese is tiny pieces of cheddar.

Bought some cheese from these mo fo's. Good sheeeet.

http://www.bookhams.com

Bought some books from here
http://www.cheesehams.com

and some ham from here
http://www.cheesebooks.com

Apple Smoked Chedder
or
Cheshire (of course)

Morning all

Fist

Morning Rick. Out at a clients today, am most assuredly not whichever minor celebrity has popped his clogs.

Morning Jeff

I shall either a) Brief the troops as to your wherabouts, or b) make something inappropriate up.

Are you in the North?

Hemel Hempstead, so most assuredly not northern, not London though so small mercies and all that.

Could be worse then mate, at least you will not have to re-mortgage your house for a panini

rick_dagless wrote:
Cheshire (of course)

Quality.

Good morning.