The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:29 am

I wear a coat every day...it's made from the skin's of dead cyclists (OK It was me running the ignorant c*nts over that made them dead but lets concentrate on the coat aspect shall we...no-one care's too much about the fact that for every pair of football boots made for a Premiership player, 13 Chinese children are maimed, blinded or suffer a mental breakdown, so let's not dwell on the manufacturing methods vis a vis my coat, eh?)

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:51 am

To be honest, most cyclists I see in Bradford are the local chemical experimenters, so not sure how warm that coat would be.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:55 am

DAVE667 wrote:I wear a coat every day...it's made from the skin's of dead cyclists (OK It was me running the ignorant c*nts over that made them dead but lets concentrate on the coat aspect shall we...no-one care's too much about the fact that for every pair of football boots made for a Premiership player, 13 Chinese children are maimed, blinded or suffer a mental breakdown, so let's not dwell on the manufacturing methods vis a vis my coat, eh?)

That's the end. That is the end of this place.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:57 am

The town in Yorkshire where I was from always had a lot of cyclists. I think it was bacause it was flat and cheaper than a car rather than a lifestyle choice.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:23 am

I am amazed you found a piece of Yorkshire that is flat sean...

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:26 am

The Vale of York.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:29 am

Fairy nuff, dont know the area at all...

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:35 am

Did the TdF go through there?

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I wear a coat every day...it's made from the skin's of dead cyclists (OK It was me running the ignorant c*nts over that made them dead but lets concentrate on the coat aspect shall we...no-one care's too much about the fact that for every pair of football boots made for a Premiership player, 13 Chinese children are maimed, blinded or suffer a mental breakdown, so let's not dwell on the manufacturing methods vis a vis my coat, eh?)

That's the end. That is the end of this place.

What's wrong with that, it demonstrates a semi respectable command of the English language whilst highlighting my sociopathic tendencies

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:38 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I wear a coat every day...it's made from the skin's of dead cyclists (OK It was me running the ignorant c*nts over that made them dead but lets concentrate on the coat aspect shall we...no-one care's too much about the fact that for every pair of football boots made for a Premiership player, 13 Chinese children are maimed, blinded or suffer a mental breakdown, so let's not dwell on the manufacturing methods vis a vis my coat, eh?)

That's the end. That is the end of this place.

What's wrong with that, it demonstrates a semi respectable command of the English language whilst highlighting my sociopathic tendencies

It's french. Plus Tino is a little aggrieved this morning

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:42 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I wear a coat every day...it's made from the skin's of dead cyclists (OK It was me running the ignorant c*nts over that made them dead but lets concentrate on the coat aspect shall we...no-one care's too much about the fact that for every pair of football boots made for a Premiership player, 13 Chinese children are maimed, blinded or suffer a mental breakdown, so let's not dwell on the manufacturing methods vis a vis my coat, eh?)

That's the end. That is the end of this place.

What's wrong with that, it demonstrates a semi respectable command of the English language whilst highlighting my sociopathic tendencies

It's because it's you. You're the last bastion of northern manliness left in the cup.

Rick had the 'pot' incident
Jeff uses Radox and has a m*n-bag
Union and I are exiled in the sarf
Sean is a bender

You were the last one left and now you're using poncy language like that. Straight out of a David Brent phrasebook.

I'm much more comfortable with you calling me a c*nt (which happens often) than you using flowery stuff like that.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46 am

rick_dagless wrote:Fairy nuff, dont know the area at all...

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 7 Eggborough-02

by **Union Cane** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:48 am

Look at that sky, that's not the north.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:48 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Did the TdF go through there?

No but i think the Tour De Yorkshire does.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:48 am

Stonehenge? I thought that was darn sarf.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49 am

Union Cane wrote:Look at that sky, that's not the north.

This better?

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 7 2085506443_470573aecd

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51 am

Everything up north should be in black and white.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:Everything up north should be in black and white.

Seanmichaels blaspheming BNP truly this is a strange day

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:00 am

seanmichaels wrote:Everything up north should be in black and white.

Sepia-toned I'd say.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:08 am

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:18 am

rick_dagless wrote:

Thats where Rowley went...also Rick that has to be the biggest link in the history of the internet

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:21 am

Shah wrote:Thats where Rowley went...also Rick that has to be the biggest link in the history of the internet

Jeff going to school that is...

I could not be bothered to tinyurl it Shah, it is a biggie.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:21 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Everything up north should be in black and white.

Sepia-toned I'd say.

Had to revoke my membership after watching the Green mile.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:25 am

seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Everything up north should be in black and white.

Sepia-toned I'd say.

Had to revoke my membership after watching the Green mile.

quoted the wrong one...

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I wear a coat every day...it's made from the skin's of dead cyclists (OK It was me running the ignorant c*nts over that made them dead but lets concentrate on the coat aspect shall we...no-one care's too much about the fact that for every pair of football boots made for a Premiership player, 13 Chinese children are maimed, blinded or suffer a mental breakdown, so let's not dwell on the manufacturing methods vis a vis my coat, eh?)

That's the end. That is the end of this place.

What's wrong with that, it demonstrates a semi respectable command of the English language whilst highlighting my sociopathic tendencies

It's because it's you. You're the last bastion of northern manliness left in the cup.

Rick had the 'pot' incident
Jeff uses Radox and has a m*n-bag
Union and I are exiled in the sarf
Sean is a bender

You were the last one left and now you're using poncy language like that. Straight out of a David Brent phrasebook.

I'm much more comfortable with you calling me a c*nt (which happens often) than you using flowery stuff like that.

In that case, I'm sorry. I shall attempt to make amends by kicking the heads off swans and obliterating something that I always equate with being poncey and Southern. There's one in our local park but it might also be a long necked albino goose so I'm holding off until I know for certain.

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:30 am

seanmichaels wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Everything up north should be in black and white.

Sepia-toned I'd say.

Had to revoke my membership after watching the Green mile.

quoted the wrong one...

You've made a complete you of that one mate!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:43 am

Britain

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:47 am

Yorkshire Dales

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:47 am

Correct Windows

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:49 am

It was pretty easy.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:50 am

For a gay.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:52 am

seanmichaels wrote:For a gay.

Or alternatively, a cricket fan.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:54 am

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:59 am

Sport

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:03 pm

Frank McAvennie

by **Galted** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:08 pm

I hate cyclists even though I don't drive.

by **Union Cane** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:For a gay.

Or alternatively, a cricket fan.

Same thing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:14 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:For a gay.

Or alternatively, a cricket fan.

Same thing.

I expect better from you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:20 pm

Fairly straightforward quiz gents

all answers are 3 letters
1 What colour are the berries of the Rowan Tree?
2 Barring Fish what is the most popular pet in the UK? Dog TLD
3 The Greek God of shepherds & flocks, and has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat Pan - Union
4 Who was the alter Ego of Arnold Rimmer who was perfect in every way in the comedy series Red Dwarf
5 According to the 1969 song by Edwin Starr, what is good for absolutely nothing War TLD
6 What is the name of the city with the shortest name in the UK Ely TLD
7 What is the name of a recently hatched fish which is capable of feeding itself
8 Which American band released their first mini-LP `Chronic Town` in 1982?
9 According to the bible what was 300 cubits long, 50 wide and 30 high? Ark Union
10 Which Element has the chemical Symbol of Sn Tin Union

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Frank McAvennie

Tino on fire!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:27 pm

2. Dog
5. War
6. Ely?

by **Union Cane** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:33 pm

3. Pan
9. Ark
10. Tin

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:44 pm

all answers are 3 letters
1 What colour are the berries of the Rowan Tree? red DAVE
2 Barring Fish what is the most popular pet in the UK? Dog TLD
3 The Greek God of shepherds & flocks, and has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat Pan - Union
4 Who was the alter Ego of Arnold Rimmer who was perfect in every way in the comedy series Red Dwarf
5 According to the 1969 song by Edwin Starr, what is good for absolutely nothing War TLD
6 What is the name of the city with the shortest name in the UK Ely TLD
7 What is the name of a recently hatched fish which is capable of feeding itself
8 Which American band released their first mini-LP `Chronic Town` in 1982?
9 According to the bible what was 300 cubits long, 50 wide and 30 high? Ark Union
10 Which Element has the chemical Symbol of Sn Tin Union

Guppy sean, A phucking Guppy!!!!!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:50 pm

is 7 a guppy?

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:53 pm

Surely #1 is RED...or maybe it's TAN

by **superflyweight** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:54 pm

seanmichaels wrote:is 7 a guppy?

3 letters sean!!! Are you a guppy?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:56 pm

1 What colour are the berries of the Rowan Tree? red DAVE
2 Barring Fish what is the most popular pet in the UK? Dog TLD
3 The Greek God of shepherds & flocks, and has the hindquarters, legs, and horns of a goat Pan - Union
4 Who was the alter Ego of Arnold Rimmer who was perfect in every way in the comedy series Red Dwarf
5 According to the 1969 song by Edwin Starr, what is good for absolutely nothing War TLD
6 What is the name of the city with the shortest name in the UK Ely TLD
7 What is the name of a recently hatched fish which is capable of feeding itself
8 Which American band released their first mini-LP `Chronic Town` in 1982?
9 According to the bible what was 300 cubits long, 50 wide and 30 high? Ark Union
10 Which Element has the chemical Symbol of Sn Tin Union

Guppy sean, A phucking Guppy!!!!!

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:58 pm

7 - COD?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:58 pm

by **superflyweight** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 12:59 pm

7 Fis

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