The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Feb 2015, 10:07 am

First topic message reminder :

Once I caught a fish alive.

by Rowley Thu 12 Feb 2015, 1:44 pm

Don't recognise the lyric, but that probably makes 3 Australia by the Manics

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 1:44 pm

seanmichaels wrote:If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton... I’d go Milligan, Cleese, Everett.

Sessions.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 1:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:2 odd ones out:

1.)Cause maybe they've seen us, And welcome us, all yeah,With so many lightyears to go, And things to be found (to be found) rowley europe

2.)It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do rowley tot africa

3.)I want to fly and run till it hurts, Sleep for a while and speak no words.....

4.) Fifty nine cents gets you a good square meal, From the people who care how you feel rowley magic america blur

5.) Stop making the eyes at me,I'll stop making my eyes at you. What it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to riCk arctic monkeys

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 1:47 pm

Rowley wrote:Don't recognise the lyric, but that probably makes 3 Australia by the Manics

correct (although it is the chorus?). need the 2 odd ones out

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Feb 2015, 1:49 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't recognise the lyric, but that probably makes 3 Australia by the Manics

correct (although it is the chorus?). need the 2 odd ones out

Something to do with closet benders?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 1:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't recognise the lyric, but that probably makes 3 Australia by the Manics

correct (although it is the chorus?). need the 2 odd ones out

Something to do with closet benders?

Correct, there are a lot of windows in America and shah is a closet bender. well done

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Feb 2015, 2:49 pm

Michaelsed.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 2:59 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't recognise the lyric, but that probably makes 3 Australia by the Manics

correct (although it is the chorus?). need the 2 odd ones out

Something to do with closet benders?

Correct, there are a lot of windows in America and shah is a closet bender. well done

A closet depositor actually. I didn't need to bend the closet to fit it in your arse

by Guest Thu 12 Feb 2015, 5:04 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Excellent work Union.

nobhead

Watch out union he's going to try and sit on your face
Isn't that a fakir?

A Fakir is someone who can purportedly tell the future, Union (and we) can't even tell seans arse from a hole in the ground.

Can't believe you missed my sit on your face/fakir (f**k ear) joke.

You thick c*nts

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 5:07 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Excellent work Union.

nobhead

Watch out union he's going to try and sit on your face
Isn't that a fakir?

A Fakir is someone who can purportedly tell the future, Union (and we) can't even tell seans arse from a hole in the ground.
Can't believe you missed my sit on your face/fakir (f**k ear) joke.

You thick c*nts

Its a world we are ignorant of Dave. But each to his own. Smile

by Guest Thu 12 Feb 2015, 5:10 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Excellent work Union.

nobhead

Watch out union he's going to try and sit on your face
Isn't that a fakir?

A Fakir is someone who can purportedly tell the future, Union (and we) can't even tell seans arse from a hole in the ground.
Can't believe you missed my sit on your face/fakir (f**k ear) joke.

You thick c*nts

Its a world we are ignorant of Dave. But each to his own.

You claim to be ignorant of it Shah and along with your IS sympathisers are prepared to throw homosexuals like sean off roofs for laying with other men but you do seem to littler your ~~posts~~ on-line death threats with all manner of bum-stuffery related remarks

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 5:12 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Excellent work Union.

nobhead

Watch out union he's going to try and sit on your face
Isn't that a fakir?

A Fakir is someone who can purportedly tell the future, Union (and we) can't even tell seans arse from a hole in the ground.
Can't believe you missed my sit on your face/fakir (f**k ear) joke.

You thick c*nts

Its a world we are ignorant of Dave. But each to his own.
You claim to be ignorant of it Shah and along with your IS sympathisers are prepared to throw homosexuals like sean off roofs for laying with other men but you do seem to littler your ~~posts~~ on-line death threats with all manner of bum-stuffery related remarks

If sean was like everyone else and laughed it off, he wouldn't come in for so much abuse. Tino gets daily abuse for taking a beating from his son but he responds with silence hence my lack of abusing him daily for....oh.

by Guest Thu 12 Feb 2015, 5:15 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Excellent work Union.

nobhead

Watch out union he's going to try and sit on your face
Isn't that a fakir?

A Fakir is someone who can purportedly tell the future, Union (and we) can't even tell seans arse from a hole in the ground.
Can't believe you missed my sit on your face/fakir (f**k ear) joke.

You thick c*nts

Its a world we are ignorant of Dave. But each to his own.
You claim to be ignorant of it Shah and along with your IS sympathisers are prepared to throw homosexuals like sean off roofs for laying with other men but you do seem to littler your ~~posts~~ on-line death threats with all manner of bum-stuffery related remarks

If sean was like everyone else and laughed it off, he wouldn't come in for so much abuse. Tino gets daily abuse for taking a beating from his son but he responds with silence hence my lack of abusing him daily for....oh.

He can hardly respond if his son's broken all his fingers again

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 5:28 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Excellent work Union.

nobhead

Watch out union he's going to try and sit on your face
Isn't that a fakir?

A Fakir is someone who can purportedly tell the future, Union (and we) can't even tell seans arse from a hole in the ground.
Can't believe you missed my sit on your face/fakir (f**k ear) joke.

You thick c*nts

Its a world we are ignorant of Dave. But each to his own.
You claim to be ignorant of it Shah and along with your IS sympathisers are prepared to throw homosexuals like sean off roofs for laying with other men but you do seem to littler your ~~posts~~ on-line death threats with all manner of bum-stuffery related remarks

If sean was like everyone else and laughed it off, he wouldn't come in for so much abuse. Tino gets daily abuse for taking a beating from his son but he responds with silence hence my lack of abusing him daily for....oh.
He can hardly respond if his son's broken all his fingers again

I thought he'd mastered typing with a straw between his teeth

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:25 pm

Charming on here this morning.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:09 am

Fist!

kiss my face!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:14 am

Morning super, usual half Friday planned?

Sicond

Kiss off

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:16 am

No point in arguing with Duty mate, if you argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:20 am

Half assed Friday if nothing else Rick.

Yeah - that's me done on that thread. I feel dirty. He's a little sh1t, but then again, we were all pretty sh1tty at that age. He just happens to be a xenophobic and reactionary little sh1t.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:21 am

Morning Super & Rick,
Thank God it's Friday...

What was the story with Duty? I can't take the guy seriously... he's prone to delusions!

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:28 am

Morning L Dog!

Just the usual UKIP nonsense from Duty. The trend is for people to become more right wing as they get older. If that's the case, he'll be in the BNP by the time he's 30 and Prime Minister of Australia by the time he's 40!!!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:52 am

Was it because you missed it (the voting age) by one year?

Our bloke is an idiot and a Rhodes Scholar. Baffling!

True story: his old man did my teeth when I was about 14. (I had a couple of "sharks teeth" inside the line of the rest of them)
Very nice man... he'd be about 92 now. Also, my Mum was trapped in a lift with Mrs Abbott (for about 20 mins last year). Said she was a very friendly and charming woman too - and Mum is a quite Left of Centre. How she hooked up with Tony is one of Life's mysteries.
(the word is that it may not be your normal type of marriage... nudge nudge, wink wink. Even Jesuits have little secrets apparently...)

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 7:56 am

'sup T-dog, don't know much about Abbott to be honest, after being ground down by perenially boring politics over here I rarely dip my toe anymore.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:01 am

Good morning, brethren.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:'sup T-dog, don't know much about Abbott to be honest, after being ground down by perenially boring politics over here I rarely dip my toe anymore.

Much better to "rarely dip your toe" than put both feet in it like he does.
Yet another major blunder yesterday (compared ALP policy with The Holocaust)... then a grovelling apology.
The man just doesn't have what it takes.

Unless, of course, it's all part of some great big joke on us. To have that man represent us on the international stage...with an invisible broom up his arris.

Morning Tines,
one for you... the girls voice, lol. Note the magpie (currawong) eying off the spider too. And there's even an emu showing interest towards the end.
http://media.smh.com.au/video-news/video-environment-news/how-to-catch-a-funnel-web-spider-6253603.html

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:16 am

superflyweight wrote:Fist!

kiss my face!

OK

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:20 am

Morning Tino/Jules

At least we have Phil the Greek T-dog, he does similar but with a charm you just can not deny...

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:21 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Fist!

kiss my face!

OK

What a way to start the day!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:23 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:

Morning Tines,
one for you... the girls voice, lol. Note the magpie (currawong) eying off the spider too. And there's even an emu showing interest towards the end.
http://media.smh.com.au/video-news/video-environment-news/how-to-catch-a-funnel-web-spider-6253603.html

That is porn to me, LD. Complete and utter porn. Thanks.

The poor old funnel web looks exhausted by the end!

I see Pocock is back for the Brumbies? Him and Hooper competing for the 7 jersey come the WC? Not a bad pair to pick from.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:29 am

Yes, he has been out for such a long time. He's been busy doing mining protests... think he got off without charge. Quite a ballsy and unusual thing for a footy player to do - but his head is in the right place.

The Rebels have ambushed the Crusaders... 20-10

Good vibe here for the WC starting tomorrow. Should almost be a record crowd for a cricket match. Have this slight feeling Australia might come undone. Worried about the Kiwi match too... they beat us in the last one at Eden Park. That match seems like yesterday.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:35 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:Yes, he has been out for such a long time. He's been busy doing mining protests... think he got off without charge. Quite a ballsy and unusual thing for a footy player to do - but his head is in the right place.

The Rebels have ambushed the Crusaders... 20-10

Good vibe here for the WC starting tomorrow. Should almost be a record crowd for a cricket match. Have this slight feeling Australia might come undone. Worried about the Kiwi match too... they beat us in the last one at Eden Park. That match seems like yesterday.

Yes, I saw that. He handcuffed himself to a mine entrance, didn't he?

The Rebels won? Blimey. The Crusaders had Carter and McCaw in their 15 as well. Big result for Melbourne.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:42 am

Carter AND McCaw? Wow. Go Rebels!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:45 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Carter AND McCaw? Wow. Go Rebels!

I know! Totes amaze, innit?

I see young Andy is through to the quarter finals of the Rotterdam open, Jules. Facing Gilles Simon, I believe.

I think Murray will have the all court game to beat Simon? What do you think?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 8:47 am

The Brumbies have just gone in...

Weird thing I noticed around here. For as long as I can remember the Mr Whippy (ice cream vans) which drive around here always played Greensleeves. But starting from January... they've changed their tune. Can't identify it... but it's like some nondescript circus organ grinder's diddy.
Disturbing at first but I guess I'll just have to get used to it! (more New Orleans than Sheffield now)

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:07 am

To early to michaels the thread with rugger chaps, raise your game.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:09 am

Do we think Jeff is Steve Strange?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:10 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Carter AND McCaw? Wow. Go Rebels!

I know! Totes amaze, innit?

I see young Andy is through to the quarter finals of the Rotterdam open, Jules. Facing Gilles Simon, I believe.

I think Murray will have the all court game to beat Simon? What do you think?

I think, with a H2H of 12-1, Murray has a decent chance.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:10 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Do we think Jeff is Steve Strange?

Not sure, have any of us actually ever seen his visage?

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:11 am

Anyone seen the Khan / Cotto thread on the boxing section that has now turned into a really repetitive debate about Hagler? Every single one of them is being played by Truss and it's amazing that they can't see it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:11 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Do we think Jeff is Steve Strange?

Not sure, have any of us actually ever seen his visage?

I did, he was very grey. Almost faded out.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:20 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Do we think Jeff is Steve Strange?

Not sure, have any of us actually ever seen his visage?

I did, he was very grey. Almost faded out.

Like stepping out from a backdrop poster.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:27 am

Maybe Jeff is waiting for the train again.
One man on a lonely platform.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:30 am

If he was still alive, jeff would consider this beneath him.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:33 am

superflyweight wrote:If he was still alive, jeff would consider this beneath him.

Whereas now he just has earth beneath him. And above.

We should have a period of mourning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:33 am

Right, all done.

Let's move on.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:48 am

My chick therapist has offered me an extended run of sessions. I think she wants my hampton, in it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:50 am

seanmichaels wrote:My chick therapist has offered me an extended run of sessions. I think she wants my hampton, in it.

Possibly, or she just thinks you're still soft in the head.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:56 am

Lovely girl.

Plans for the weekend windows? Rugger for the kids? Or are you going to spain this weekend?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:58 am

seanmichaels wrote:Lovely girl.

Plans for the weekend windows? Rugger for the kids? Or are you going to spain this weekend?

Flying out pretty early Sunday morning so I'll watch the England v Italy game tomorrow and then start getting ready.

You?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Feb 2015, 9:58 am

seanmichaels wrote:My chick therapist has offered me an extended run of sessions. I think she wants my hampton, in it.

The extended sessions are required to cure you of that illusion.

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