The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Mon 23 Mar 2015, 2:01 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Got about 15 films for less than 40 quid so thought if I only like half of them it represents decent value. Unfortunately N by NW is not one of them, which is a pity as I have seen that and enjoyed it

Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:14 am

morning.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:31 am

seanmichaels wrote:morning.

I won't let you end it at 08:14, Seany.

Talk to me, pal.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:34 am

Morning campers, congrats on the split Union...

by **superflyweight** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:44 am

Morning all - looks like Rick and I could be in a tight race to reach 4000 posts.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:55 am

I will let you have it with grace super...

I am silly busy at the moment.

Have you got anything special planned for the 4k?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:10 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:morning.

I won't let you end it at 08:14, Seany.

Talk to me, pal.

tewwy tibbs. tawk to me.

by **superflyweight** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:34 am

rick_dagless wrote:I will let you have it with grace super...

I am silly busy at the moment.

Have you got anything special planned for the 4k?

Silly levels of business for me too, Rick and I'm on holiday at the end of next week so you might beat me to it.

Nothing planned yet, but you can be sure it will be spectacular.

by Rowley Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:48 am

Two words Super, EMO poetry.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:19 am

Been looking on a pilot forum the last 24 hours or so. Intense lot. I think they need a culture cup.

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:20 am

They can be quite poncious, pilots.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:21 am

village

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:31 am

Who flies the plane that carries Lord Sebastian Coe - pilots!

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:34 am

dreadful

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:44 am

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:51 am

seanmichaels wrote:dreadful

Screw you sean, I'm sure your phalanx of supermodel and MILF hangers-on have said that to you on numerous occasions though not in the same way I mean it...GOSPEL

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:53 am

Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:54 am

Union Cane wrote:During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

A trainee pilot and his assessor got into difficulty during a flight but only the pilot was able parachute to safety. Did his pass? We don't know, everything's still up in the air.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

What are you up to, Julio?

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

You won't be saying that when they find you guilty of these harassment charges

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:59 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

What are you up to, Julio?

Wife's birthday today - off out for lunch.
I should probably say something about giving her a good seeing to later as a birthday present - that seems to be par for the cup.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:02 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

What are you up to, Julio?

Wife's birthday today - off out for lunch.
I should probably say something about giving her a good seeing to later as a birthday present - that seems to be par for the cup.

Many happy returns to the lucky Mrs Marx.

Slip her a length later, Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:06 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

What are you up to, Julio?

Wife's birthday today - off out for lunch.
I should probably say something about giving her a good seeing to later as a birthday present - that seems to be par for the cup.

Many happy returns to the lucky Mrs Marx.

Slip her a length later, Jules.

You're a classy guy Herb.

by Rowley Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:07 am

Don't do it Jules, if we can't rely on you to raise the tone we really are screwed.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:09 am

Rowley wrote:Don't do it Jules, if we can't rely on you to raise the tone we really are screwed.

You're only saying that as you don't want to be the only person that didn't get any on their birthday.

by Rowley Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:11 am

Sean almost certainly didn't, as we have established many a time making it up does not count.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:12 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Don't do it Jules, if we can't rely on you to raise the tone we really are screwed.

You're only saying that as you don't want to be the only person that didn't get any on their birthday.

I didn't get any on Rowley's birthday either although I did get some on Union's birthday...or maybe it was the day before.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:13 am

But Sean says he's up to the elbow in middle aged gash on a regular basis and I fail to see what's so hard to believe about that.

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:17 am

Didn't get none for mine.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:19 am

I didn't get any on mine, thinking about it. It was bonfire night, we went to the fireworks instead.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:19 am

Union Cane wrote:Didn't get none for mine.

At least you have an excuse.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Three days off work.
Yay!
Lol-ing.
Out loud.

What are you up to, Julio?

Wife's birthday today - off out for lunch.
I should probably say something about giving her a good seeing to later as a birthday present - that seems to be par for the cup.

Many happy returns to the lucky Mrs Marx.

Slip her a length later, Jules.

A good rogering is in order

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:33 am

Rowley wrote:Sean almost certainly didn't, as we have established many a time making it up does not count.

My Birthday is imminent and I can guarantee I will be getting nowt fictional or else.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:Sean almost certainly didn't, as we have established many a time making it up does not count.

My Birthday is imminent and I can guarantee I will be getting nowt fictional or else.

Or else what, you'll ring up the modeling agency and demand they send you your usual order of ten big t!tted birds who'll happily pay to have sex with you?

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:42 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Didn't get none for mine.

At least you have an excuse.

Not really, she could still have waggled it around or summat.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:44 am

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Didn't get none for mine.

At least you have an excuse.

Not really, she could still have waggled it around or summat.

How badly mangled do you think her flaps are?

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:54 am

Yes I meant Little Union, I could have made that clearer.

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:58 am

Yes you could but now at least we are left with the image of a lady doing the "dance of the seven veils" only using her flaps....Sean knows a woman who performs this for him regularly, either at his home or on SKYPE when she's off doing a calendar shoot in some exotic location

by **Galted** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:15 pm

I received a helping of intercourse for my birthday. It was grand. I wasn't particularly pleased that my brow was slightly sweaty afterwards though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:30 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Didn't get none for mine.

At least you have an excuse.

Not really, she could still have waggled it around or summat.
How badly mangled do you think her flaps are?

It was like kicking a sausage up the high street.

by **superflyweight** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:31 pm

I got nowt on my birthday. I had just eaten a lovely lamb dinner and didn't want to get indigestion.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:43 pm

superflyweight wrote:I got nowt on my birthday. I had just eaten a lovely lamb dinner and didn't want to get indigestion.

Would also have been bad form to shag it's mother after you'd eaten her offspring

Great fun though

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:17 pm

3 days and 3 Michaelsings. Keep ya mouth shut shah

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:17 pm

Galted wrote:I received a helping of intercourse for my birthday. It was grand. I wasn't particularly pleased that my brow was slightly sweaty afterwards though.

Your own fault for wearing the Anne Summers Gore-Tex collection.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:20 pm

Galted wrote:I received a helping of intercourse for my birthday. It was grand. I wasn't particularly pleased that my brow was slightly sweaty afterwards though.

Was he sweaty as well or just you?

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:33 pm

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:36 pm

Like the 69 scene with borat and his manager....

by Guest Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I like the 69 scene with borat and his manager....reminds of the time I was 69-ing the world's most beautiful woman for the 11th time that day (she'd begged me not to stop but I was feeling tired after I'd spend three days knobbing the 2nd, 3rd and 4th most beautiful women in the world on the previous three days...GOSPEL)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:50 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I like the 69 scene with borat and his manager....reminds of the time I was 69-ing the world's most beautiful woman for the 11th time that day (she'd begged me not to stop but I was feeling tired after I'd spend three days knobbing the 2nd, 3rd and 4th most beautiful women in the world on the previous three days...GOSPEL)

What can I say. Opportunities tend to be more forthcoming outside Bradford. GOSPEL.

by **Union Cane** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 1:57 pm

GOSPEL = Gangrenous Old Sod Peddles Extraordinary Lies?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Mar 2015, 2:05 pm

Giganticism of sausage poking every ladygarden.

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