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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.
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Does it include that one with the birds, I forget what it is called.
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Wasn't there some silly southern bint who fell under the tube on her morning commute recently. This twuntish behavior doesn't appear to be exclusive to Northerners, Galted, just clumsy ar$eholesGalted wrote:YMind the windows Tino. wrote:rick_dagless wrote:
How is the missonary work down south going?
It's difficult, RicK. I won't pretend otherwise.
I've tried to educate these people but they don't want to know. They hear a northern accent and assume I need help crossing the road. Or they bring me a pigeon from Trafalgar Sq and ask if it's mine.
Think how painful Jeff finds it coming for his day trips down here. That's my life. On a daily basis.
The only reason I hang around is for the slim hope of meeting Galted as he strides past Liverpool St station.
These days most of my purposeful striding is done between Bank and Moorgate, just look for a mob of swooning gash.
Did you read about those 2 Mancs who got hit by a tube at Old Street? That's the reason your type requires help. Just google daft northern c*nts get totalled by southern transport if anyone wants to check whether they knew them.
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Form is temporary, class is permanentShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious
I don't think that'd work Dave. Rats have self preservation skills and young Tino Jr has ring rust from beating up on northern roadsweepers
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DAVE667 wrote:Form is temporary, class is permanentShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious
I don't think that'd work Dave. Rats have self preservation skills and young Tino Jr has ring rust from beating up on northern roadsweepers
Tell that to tino who lives in fear of the moment the clock strikes 3:30 each day
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ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Form is temporary, class is permanentShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious
I don't think that'd work Dave. Rats have self preservation skills and young Tino Jr has ring rust from beating up on northern roadsweepers
Tell that to tino who lives in fear of the moment the clock strikes 3:30 each day
I'm at work at 15:30 most days. Nothing to fear other than the southern c*nts I work with attempting to talk to me.
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I imagine it's mostly vowel sounds bellowed at an annoying, full of undeserved self importance level, isn't it?Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Form is temporary, class is permanentShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious
I don't think that'd work Dave. Rats have self preservation skills and young Tino Jr has ring rust from beating up on northern roadsweepers
Tell that to tino who lives in fear of the moment the clock strikes 3:30 each day
I'm at work at 15:30 most days. Nothing to fear other than the southern c*nts I work with attempting to talk to me.
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DAVE667 wrote:I imagine it's mostly vowel sounds bellowed at an annoying, full of undeserved self importance level, isn't it?Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Form is temporary, class is permanentShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:What you need to do Tina, is buy progressively bigger and bigger rats to kill the incumbent until you have one big enough for your lad to punch unconscious
I don't think that'd work Dave. Rats have self preservation skills and young Tino Jr has ring rust from beating up on northern roadsweepers
Tell that to tino who lives in fear of the moment the clock strikes 3:30 each day
I'm at work at 15:30 most days. Nothing to fear other than the southern c*nts I work with attempting to talk to me.
Exactly that. Usually followed by a guffaw. Not a laugh, a full on guffaw.
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Tino wrote:Exactly that. Usually followed by a guffaw. Not a laugh, a full on guffaw.
And a completely unecessary back slap with a knowing wink.
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rick_dagless wrote:Tino wrote:Exactly that. Usually followed by a guffaw. Not a laugh, a full on guffaw.
And a completely unecessary back slap with a knowing wink.
Sometimes they even high five and say "Awright geeezzaa, you're the facking maaan. Lets get down da stair an' wander ter da pub fer a babycham awer two. Sorted mate".
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Galted wrote:YMind the windows Tino. wrote:rick_dagless wrote:
How is the missonary work down south going?
It's difficult, RicK. I won't pretend otherwise.
I've tried to educate these people but they don't want to know. They hear a northern accent and assume I need help crossing the road. Or they bring me a pigeon from Trafalgar Sq and ask if it's mine.
Think how painful Jeff finds it coming for his day trips down here. That's my life. On a daily basis.
The only reason I hang around is for the slim hope of meeting Galted as he strides past Liverpool St station.
These days most of my purposeful striding is done between Bank and Moorgate, just look for a mob of swooning gash.
Did you read about those 2 Mancs who got hit by a tube at Old Street? That's the reason your type requires help. Just google daft northern c*nts get totalled by southern transport if anyone wants to check whether they knew them.
F*ck you then.
I'll go back to aimlessly wandering around the midlands hoping to meet Julius.
Working from home, I barely leave the house. I'd advise loitering around various tennis clubs of an evening. In any case, I'll see you at my 50th birthday party.
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seanmichaels wrote:Pint o'gravy
She were only a Dog breeders daughter but she would bring it out for air and say Whippet.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:
Working from home, I barely leave the house. I'd advise loitering around various tennis clubs of an evening. In any case, I'll see you at my 50th birthday party.
I've been trying that.
I spent last Thursday evening hanging around Telford tennis club.
Didn't see you though.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Working from home, I barely leave the house. I'd advise loitering around various tennis clubs of an evening. In any case, I'll see you at my 50th birthday party.
I've been trying that.
I spent last Thursday evening hanging around Telford Gent's toilet.
Didn't see you though.
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DAVE667 wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Working from home, I barely leave the house. I'd advise loitering around various tennis clubs of an evening. In any case, I'll see you at my 50th birthday party.
I've been trying that.
I spent last Thursday evening hanging around Telford Gent's toilet.
Didn't see you though.
Don't push me, Dave. I'll f*ck you up good and proper.
I could find you easily. Just head to Bradford and look for a bald, tattooed guy hanging around at MIKE AND THE MECHANICS gigs.
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Mrs Dagless, Bradford born and bred took an online "test" on that social media site that can not be mentioned on here, and her accent came out as cockney...
Much hilarity ensued...
Much hilarity ensued...
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What is UKIP's stance on northeners? Will they be allowed?
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rick_dagless wrote:Mrs Dagless, Bradford born and bred took an online "test" on that social media site that can not be mentioned on here, and her accent came out as cockney...
Much hilarity ensued...
What f*cking winds me up is the southern nonces down here that can’t distinguish between Yorkshire and anywhere else up north.
“Eh up, ere comes Teenor. As tha worked out t’train timetable yet?”.
Hilarious. I’m from the north west you stupid c*nt. F*cking miles from Yorkshire.
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What f*cking winds me up is the southern nonces down here that can’t distinguish between Yorkshire and anywhere else up north.
“Eh up, ere comes Teenor. As tha worked out t’train timetable yet?”.
Hilarious. I’m from the north west you stupid c*nt. F*cking miles from Yorkshire.
Slags, the lot of em....
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I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Which I wear on my left foot.
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sean wrote:What is UKIP's stance on northeners?
Usually slightly mincy with an air of smugness that only a marginal seat in Europe can produce...
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:rick_dagless wrote:Mrs Dagless, Bradford born and bred took an online "test" on that social media site that can not be mentioned on here, and her accent came out as cockney...
Much hilarity ensued...
What f*cking winds me up is the southern nonces down here that can’t distinguish between Yorkshire and anywhere else up north.
“Eh up, ere comes Teenor. As tha worked out t’train timetable yet?”.
Hilarious. I’m from the north west you stupid c*nt. F*cking miles from Yorkshire.
That's because Yorkshiremen are the only northerners worth knowing about.
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ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:rick_dagless wrote:Mrs Dagless, Bradford born and bred took an online "test" on that social media site that can not be mentioned on here, and her accent came out as cockney...
Much hilarity ensued...
What f*cking winds me up is the southern nonces down here that can’t distinguish between Yorkshire and anywhere else up north.
“Eh up, ere comes Teenor. As tha worked out t’train timetable yet?”.
Hilarious. I’m from the north west you stupid c*nt. F*cking miles from Yorkshire.
That's because Yorkshiremen are the only northerners worth knowing about.
What about your 'cousins' in northern Iraq?
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:rick_dagless wrote:Mrs Dagless, Bradford born and bred took an online "test" on that social media site that can not be mentioned on here, and her accent came out as cockney...
Much hilarity ensued...
What f*cking winds me up is the southern nonces down here that can’t distinguish between Yorkshire and anywhere else up north.
“Eh up, ere comes Teenor. As tha worked out t’train timetable yet?”.
Hilarious. I’m from the north west you stupid c*nt. F*cking miles from Yorkshire.
That's because Yorkshiremen are the only northerners worth knowing about.
What about your 'cousins' in northern Iraq?
They're southerners to me
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The concept of nationality or regionality and the pettiness which is inherent in it is beneath me.
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Shah wrote:That's because Yorkshiremen are the only northerners worth knowing about.
It is because it is big, and the brain capacity allocated to something apart from shouting and guffawing is pretty minimal so southerners just play the averages.
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Rowley wrote:The concept of nationality or regionality and the pettiness which is inherent in it is beneath me.
Says the bloke that relies on that very thing for his income.
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Rowley wrote:The concept of nationality or regionality and the pettiness which is inherent in it is beneath me.
Fat C*nt
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:The concept of nationality or regionality and the pettiness which is inherent in it is beneath me.
Says the bloke that relies on that very thing for his income.
By letting any old c*nt in I am working from within to dilute the concept to the point of it being redunant.
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Rowley wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Rowley wrote:The concept of nationality or regionality and the pettiness which is inherent in it is beneath me.
Says the bloke that relies on that very thing for his income.
By letting any old c*nt in I am working from within to dilute the concept to the point of it being redunant.
Sean has been trying the same with any old P*nis and it hasnt worked for him. As a concept its very much flawed
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Apologies for not quoting the original posts but the Samsung Ret@rd can't handle quotes of more than a few lines.
@ Tino. Apologies. Just had a stroll through Liverpool Street station to atone. Some old fella was mocking arthropods so I gave him a flying kick in the kneecaps and a karate chop to the clavicle.
@ SerialDave. Watch out for my southern bint rebuttal this evening. It's a corker.
@ Tino. Apologies. Just had a stroll through Liverpool Street station to atone. Some old fella was mocking arthropods so I gave him a flying kick in the kneecaps and a karate chop to the clavicle.
@ SerialDave. Watch out for my southern bint rebuttal this evening. It's a corker.
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@ Tino. Apologies. Just had a stroll through Liverpool Street station to atone. Some old fella was mocking arthropods so I gave him a flying kick in the kneecaps and a karate chop to the clavicle.
You're back on my 'I love you but not in a massively gay way' list.
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I bet Afghans regularly get in with the delivery of a bag of fuel for Jeff's coalfired bath tub.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
What is a mid atlantic brogue?
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JuliusHMarx wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
Don't Jules. Just be yourself. Be comfortable in your own skin.
You f*cking c*nt.
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We can all agree on scousers being the lowest of northeners can't we?
Scouse, Scots, Geordies, The ones who say thur instead of there, Yorkshire.
Scouse, Scots, Geordies, The ones who say thur instead of there, Yorkshire.
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seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
What is a mid atlantic brogue?
OK sean, here's the thing. Pay attention. I lived in Canada but now live in the UK. So I have no real accent when I talk. A brogue is an accent, so I say I have a mid-Atlantic brogue. But - and this is the clever part - a brogue is also a type of shoe. Hence I wear it on my left foot. It's a joke, you see, a pun, or a play on words. My, how we laughed at the club over cocktails.
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seanmichaels wrote:We can all agree on scousers being the lowest of northeners can't we?
Scouse, Scots, Geordies, The ones who say thur instead of there, Yorkshire.
I sound like a scouser, but I'm most definitely not one.
They are nice people though. Very nice. Apart from the accent, I'll concede that.
However bad it is though, it's nowhere near as grating as Cockernee and Essex boys. You faacking slaaags.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
What is a mid atlantic brogue?
OK sean, here's the thing. Pay attention. I lived in Canada but now live in the UK. So I have no real accent when I talk. A brogue is an accent, so I say I have a mid-Atlantic brogue. But - and this is the clever part - a brogue is also a type of shoe. Hence I wear it on my left foot. It's a joke, you see, a pun, or a play on words. My, how we laughed at the club over cocktails.
Think you should have worked an almost certainly untrue anecdote about sex with a woman into the first line Jules, wildly ambitious to believe you will have held his attention without one.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:seanmichaels wrote:We can all agree on scousers being the lowest of northeners can't we?
Scouse, Scots, Geordies, The ones who say thur instead of there, Yorkshire.
I sound like a scouser, but I'm most definitely not one.
They are nice people though. Very nice. Apart from the accent, I'll concede that.
However bad it is though, it's nowhere near as grating as Cockernee and Essex boys. You faacking slaaags.
Scousers are the worst (just behind welsh in UK terms)
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JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
What is a mid atlantic brogue?
OK sean, here's the thing. Pay attention. I lived in Canada but now live in the UK. So I have no real accent when I talk. A brogue is an accent, so I say I have a mid-Atlantic brogue. But - and this is the clever part - a brogue is also a type of shoe. Hence I wear it on my left foot. It's a joke, you see, a pun, or a play on words. My, how we laughed at the club over cocktails.
Is there an underwater city in the middle of the atlantic?
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seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:seanmichaels wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:I have a mid-Atlantic brogue.
Which I wear on my left foot.
Sorry, I meant to say 'C*nts. Fat f*cking slags.'
I need try harder to fit in around here.
What is a mid atlantic brogue?
OK sean, here's the thing. Pay attention. I lived in Canada but now live in the UK. So I have no real accent when I talk. A brogue is an accent, so I say I have a mid-Atlantic brogue. But - and this is the clever part - a brogue is also a type of shoe. Hence I wear it on my left foot. It's a joke, you see, a pun, or a play on words. My, how we laughed at the club over cocktails.
Is there an underwater city in the middle of the atlantic?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
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Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
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I have no lie about the sexytime.
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Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
I once shagged 7 women with mid-atlantic accents at the same time.
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JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
I once shagged 7 women with mid-atlantic accents at the same time.
So they did find their way home after escaping us. Plucky
Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
I once shagged 7 women with mid-atlantic accents at the same time.
I once fingered 7 librarians with awful scouse accents at the same time.
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Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
I once shagged 7 women with mid-atlantic accents at the same time.
I once fingered 7 librarians with awful scouse accents at the same time.
What did you do with the other finger/thumbs?
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Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
I once shagged 7 women with mid-atlantic accents at the same time.
I once fingered 7 librarians with awful scouse accents at the same time.
What did you do with the other finger/thumbs?
Flicked through a Dostoyevsky novel that was on the table.
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Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JuliusHMarx wrote:
Would it help if I said I once shagged a woman with a mid-atlantic accent?
We would certainly believe you at least.
I once shagged 7 women with mid-atlantic accents at the same time.
I once fingered 7 librarians with awful scouse accents at the same time.
What did you do with the other finger/thumbs?
I like to believe he used them to thumb through one of the books available in the library. It makes the disrespect for the sanctity of the library more palatable to me.
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